Smoke

Gaster, you're supposed to say, "but G!Sans and Carrot smoke!"

Gaster: Who's G!Sans?

~Skelefamily, since you're all here, google Undertale Cringe. I f#cking dare you.

Gaster: (writing in a journal) Hell no, I'm not doing that. I have seen a lot of fucked-up things, but that's my limit.
Skelebros: (forgot about last time)
Papyrus: It can't be that bad! :3
* They walk into the computer room.
Gaster: (doesn't even look up) Wait for it...
Papyrus: (kicks the door off the hinges) I HATE THE INTERNET SO MUCH
Sans: WHY DOES THIS SHIT EXIST
Papyrus: I SAW ONE PICTURE AND I'M ALREADY DONE
Sans: I saw way too much. I hate life.
Frisk: (passes them a pink sparkly drink) Don't drink it too much, just take a sip.
Skelebros: (sip the drink)
Frisk: Feel any better?
Papyrus: What was I angry about again?
Frisk: Mission successful.

sNAS VEGAS IS A BUNNY RABBIT WHO HATES THE EVIL 2
TRUST

Gaster: (confused by the wording)
Sans: (laughs) If you say so, kid.
Me: omg look at Gaster
Gaster: ō.ô

Sorry, someone dared me to do this. (grabs Doggo by the collar and kisses him)

Doggo: (blush) Heh, it's no problem. A dare's a dare, after all!

HECK YEAH! You go, Papy!

pAPYRUS!!
IF YOU DREAM OF BEING A CHEF, I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Thank you, humans!

esp for paps

Chara: Heh, yeah. He's pretty oblivious, but I still love him! ^^

Hey, how's Candle man doing? He's been quiet for awhile.... which, I guess that's somewhat normal for him... but I still wanna know how he's doing

Grillby: I'm doing alright! ^^
Fuku: Dad! (hugs him tightly)
Grillby: Fuku! I haven't seen you in ages! (hugs her back)
Me: Now we have Candle Family, Goat Family and Skelefamily all together! :D

~Allllphyyyys, tell Skele Nerd you like him!!

Alphys: I can't do it, at least now now. I'm too nervous >^<

~Asgore, kiss Gaster >:3

Asgore: (looks at Toriel)
Toriel: (star-eyed) do it do it do it do it
Asgore: (chuckles a bit) Dr. Gaster! Could you come over here for a moment?
Gaster: (walks over) Need something, Your Majesty?
* Asgore kisses him on the mouth quickly, then smiles innocently. The skeleton blushes before hiding his face in his turtleneck.
Gaster: aaaaaAAAAAAAA
Toriel: (fangirl squealing)
Papyrus: (on the other side of the room with a clipboard) Crush #2.

~(shoves the rare cats from Neko Atsume in along with Peaches) HAVE FUN GUYS

Peaches: how did I get here
Guy Furry: I SEE A KITCHEN, I WANT TO MAKE FOOD :D
Papyrus: I LIKE THIS CAT
Sassy Fran: (sitting innocently) I never worked for a teinder man :3
Sans: wut
Bengal Jack: BOOT TO THE HEAD! (throws boot at Billy)
Billy the Kitten: (misc cursing, falls over)
Papyrus: help I have a cat on my head
Hermeowne: (standing on his head) My perch, this is my perch and Imma kill any bitch who comes near my perch! MY PERCH!
Sans: (petting Sapphire)
Sapphire: (purring)
Jeeves: (straightens her hat and pats her head)
Sapphire: (smiles and mews)

Gaster: Are those cats... in outfits?
Me: Yep.
Gaster: Jeez I need to lay off the drugs...
Asgore: what
Gaster: what
Asgore: (narrows eyes)
Me: That is the face of "you're busted".
Gaster: (starts sweating a bit) I fucked up owo;
Me: Damn right ya did.

Yeah, Sans. We will love and support you. Just like you support us.

Sans: Heh, thanks! It means a ton! 💙

Huh... That helps. Thank you so much for the advice Doctor G! ^w^

Gastee: Anytime! ^^

Sans, Vegas was one of the question mark peeps that I was screaming about awhile back. But don't worry, he's cool. It's 2 you have to look out for. Also, word of advice, don't sing Viva Las Vegas, he hates it.

Sans: (evil chuckling)
Vegas: Don't—
Sans: (starts singing the Viva Las Vegas song)
Vegas: (throws a boot at him) -_-
Sans: worth it

0-0

Papyrus: ✨Depression Spikes!✨ Don't worry though, I'm over it... mostly...

You're still being a bad skel by smoking.

Gaster: (chuckles a bit, rolls his eyes) I know, I know. Spare me the lectures.

This is so true it hurts.
Also, aren't those two suppose to be smart? Or are the just book smart and completely naive and ignorant in any other sense XD

Papyrus: They're not good at picking up on romantic signals. Especially Dadster, he has absolutely no idea :3
Me: Hehehe. Leave more comments!

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