No.

Mettaton: Don't listen to them, Blooky darling, you're adorable. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY COUSIN
Blooky: (smiles a bit) Thanks Metta...

Oh my this is so cute! *falls over in cuteness*

R.I.P!!!!!! *died of cuteness 2017-2017*

Mettaton: See, now these people know what cuteness is! (picks up Blooky and holds him Lion-King-style) LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE MARSHMALLOW!!!
Blooky: no i'm trash
Me: same blookster

Sans, stop saying cute shit, you're going to break my freakishly small grinch heart >w<

Me: I doubt that you are a walking asparagus. Also look at this picture

Ahahahahaha, fabulous, Gaster.

Gaster: Why thank you! ^^

Yes Chara, the comedian is defending you. He's not a dick.... always... sometimes he's a dick... but sometimes we're all dicks.

Chara: (smiles) Maybe he isn't so bad. Hell, he's never been that bad. He always had my back, even if he does think I'm weird. Maybe I am weird. But hey, being weird is good! ^^

Goddammit Dadster

Gaster: I tried... and failed... but I still tried.

Plus Papy is smart! You are a lucky skeleton having him as a brother. Just like Papy is lucky to have you ❤️

Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Indeed I am! (picks up Sans and hugs him) Love you, brother!
Sans: Heh, love you too, Pap 💙

*sniff* Brotherly love... so sweet... NO IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING!

Papyrus: Do you need some tissues, human..? (smiles a bit and puts Sans down)

Oh... oh damn... you're pulling out the dad jokes...

Toriel: Are they dad jokes, or are they mom jokes? (props head in hands with a "ōwō" expression)
Asgore: Oh my god, Tori... (laughs)

Oh hey Toriel, are you cold?

Toriel: (feels a joke coming on) No, why?

(looks at Doggo blushing) I have a crush on him... (unaware Chara was behind him)

Chara: Well ain't that somethin'. Go talk to him, ya coward! Ain't got nothin' to lose!

(blinks) This feels unfair, your NEO form has shit defense... oh well, COME AT ME BRO!

* (POWER OF NEO INTENSIFIES)

I'm crying 😂
Fuku, you're the best XD

Fuku: Thanks!! You're awesome too!! ^^

Oh, maybe you should talk to Future Fuku, she might not like you making her dizzy

Fuku: ...I can't wrap my head around that... great, now I'm dizzy and have a headache...

Oof, you're like me, and somehow fiscally can't. I've tried, somehow I just can't cuss! I just can't! And I can't prove it, because I write cuss words no problem... But I just can't say them.

Me: rip in peace BK, can't swear

I feel like everyone but the goat squad swear XD

Asriel: Pretty much everybody but Mom and Dad swear like sailors :3

Explain to me how one hugs a ghost

Ben: We can mentally adjust if we go through things or can interact with them. Ghost logic, embrace it or destroy it uwu

You have only terrible reasons to be in love with him!!
What about his love for puns??
Do you enjoy science?? bad jokes??
Paradoxes, ketchup, his continued willingness to survive despite it all??
How he reads his brother bedtime stories every single night he can??
Seriously, you think he's worth loving just because he's "hot"??
That's a terrible reason to love someone.
(If it looks like i might personally be in love with Sans, I just think he'd be a great friend to have.)

Sans: (gives a standing ovation) You summed it up perfectly, kid.
Papyrus: Well done! ^^
Evelyn: I like bad jokes and ketchup! And I admire his determination to survive.
Papyrus: (steps forward, a challenging spark in his eyesockets) I guarantee you don't have a fraction of the brainpower that my brother has.
Evelyn: (steps forward, they're almost nose-to-nose now) Try me.
Papyrus: Ohoho, I would love to. If you're so smart, Evelyn or whatever the fuck your name was, I don't really care, what's pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Sans: (eyes widen)
Evelyn: Uh... someone punching a keyboard?
Papyrus: Wrong. Lung disease.
Sans: hOW—
Papyrus: Dad being a scientist and me having the brightest brother in the Underground, it rubs off~ (smirks)

wHOOP

Me: WOOP WOOP, YAY
(I love Thomas Sanders :3)

This is cute and amazing! And yes! I can't wait to see Papyrus in action!

Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Royal Guard Trainer Papyrus has arrived! >:D
Undyne: It's technically an even higher position, since you're the trainer for the ones that will defend the Underground!
Papyrus: NYEH, I'M STRONG, YAY

*chucks armour at Grillby* GO GET YOUR DAMSEL, SIR KNIGHT

Sans: If you're plannin' on dressin' me up like a princess, I'm going to slap you.
Papyrus: Someone do that, oh my god I need a picture of that
Sans: Papyrus no

SANS, YOU GENIUS! (And author ;3)

O-O... Wow that's awesome! Good idea sans! (And author, cause you had the idea technically)

Me: HEY MOM, PEOPLE LIKE ME!!! ;w;
Sans: (confident, Papyrus-like pose) Why thank you~

There is an amazing two-way closet located to your right. I would go there, and if she finds you, it's two-way, so you can escape.

* A Looney-Tunes-like scene ensues where Sans and Evelyn are constantly running in and out of the closet, which ends in Sans booking it, outrunning her and ending up back with Papyrus, out of breath from the chase.
Papyrus: This is why I keep telling you to exercise, you lazybones...

*tosses a blanket over him* Shhh, she'll never know it's you

Papyrus: This is never going to work.
Sans: shhh, we can try. (hides under blanket)
* Evelyn runs right past him.
Papyrus: (eyes widen, very surprised that the blanket plan worked) ...I stand corrected...
Me: Comments! Need comments to survive!