pAPFANS NEED PuRGING
CHARAAAAA
SANSSSS
PuRGE THEM

Chara: (needs to vent) HAPPILY! (stabby stabby)
Sans: get the fuck away from my little bro, you fucking sinners. (Gaster Blaster intensifies)
PapFans: (ded)
Papyrus: Thanks!! :D

(kills Papy Fan #7) my senpai

Papyrus: (holds asker back) Er, Asker, maybe don't go around killing people... by the way, what's a "senpai"?

~To the AT characters, say your crushes >:3

AT!Tori: Papy... ^\\\\\\\\\\^
AT!Pap: Tori, of course ❤️
AT!Sans: If you can't tell mine, I don't know what to tell you... >\\\\\\\\\\>
AT!Asgore: Sans is pretty cool... ^-^
AT!Gaster: Don't have one :3
Nightshade: Me neither.
AT!Azzy: I don't have one either.

(not sugar high anymore) What happened?

Frisk: Chara ran away and you murdered someone for Papyrus.
Papyrus: Seriously though, what's a senpai?

~I've never seen Papyrus asleep. Does he even sleep, Sans???

Sans: I've barely seen him asleep since he was a little kid. He always seems to be awake. Heh, weird. I'm sure he sleeps.

~PAPYRUS GO COMFORT THE MURDER CHILD FOR F#CK'S SAKE

Papyrus: Chara?
Chara: (hiding in a corner) ...
Papyrus: Chara, come on, I want to talk...!
Chara: (ignores him)
Papyrus: ...I can't force you to talk to me, or to come out. Come find me when you're ready, okay? (leaves sadly)
Chara: ...

AWWWW, CHARA NO!!! Q-Q

Chara: He probably likes somebody else, he doesn't need me...
* Meanwhile, over with Papyrus...
Papyrus: (shyly writing a love letter for Chara) ...❤️...

~Who would win in a dance battle between Papyrus and Undyne?

Sans: It would probably be a tie, actually. They both have killer dance moves.

Sans & Grillby, Netflix and chill ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Grillby: (dies a little bit inside) um... o\\\\\\\o
Sans: I've got popcorn! :3
Grillby: (sits down next to him)
* They watch a movie, and Sans falls asleep halfway through it.
Grillby: (smiles and kisses Sans' forehead) Sleep tight.
Undyne: (leans in the door) They just got together, Asker. I think Grillby would have a heart attack if Sans even made a dirty joke >w<

(shoves Smokey from Neko Atsume into Papyrus' arms) This is yours now for 10 chapters, take good care of it!

Papyrus: I won't let you down, Asker! :D
Smokey: I smell food, and I want food now!
Papyrus: (puts smol chef hat on Smokey) Let's make some spaghetti! :D
Smokey: I LOVE SPAGHETTI!!!
Papyrus: I LOVE THIS CAT ALREADY
* Smokey stirs the pot of noodles with a wooden spoon in her mouth.
Smokey: These are gonna be the best goddamn noodles you've ever tasted, skeleton!
Sans: Never have I ever seen a scene like this. Holy fuck.
* Papyrus throws a reasonable amount of sauce into the pot with the noodles.
Smokey: Spices incoming!
* Smokey walks along the top shelf, knocking several spices into the pot.
Papyrus: That's the spirit!! Nyeh heh heh! >:D
Sans: They're either gonna poison someone or burn down the entire fucking kitchen. (watches and eats popcorn, has fire extinguisher next to him on standby)
Grillby: (eyeing the fire extinguisher uncomfortably)

HDSIVYALCBSAJKHLBCV JVJBSDJLAODHCFU
I died, those were  my last words. Goddammit, the power of Sansby has claimed my life and soul

Me: i knOW RIGHT?!?! SANSBY IS MY FUCKING LIFE
Sans & Grillby: ❤️
Grillby: Hey Sans.
Sans: Hm?
Grillby: (pokes his nose) boop~
Sans: (blushes) Grillbz! >\\\\\\\\\\<

Someone, buy them cat toys! I need to see them chase a laser!

Grillby: Way ahead of you. (shines laser pointer near Papyrus)
Papyrus: Ooh, shiny thing! (tries to catch it) :3
Frisk: Whenever I get bored I mess with the skeletons with a laser pointer. It's super fuckin' adorable.

Paps... gimme.... photo... please.... send me photo...

Papyrus sent everyone 1 image.
Papyrus:

(Author's Note: died a little inside while looking up Sansby images, Jesus fucking Christ whY SO MUCH SMUT?! PLEASE JUST END ME NOW)
Frisk: SO CUTE I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEE
Me: Remind me why people ship Sans with anyone else again?
Muffet: -_-
Me: Oh, oops... SORRY MUFFET!

JUST GO TELL HIM DAMMIT

AT!Sans: ALRIGHTY THEN, NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE (walks over to AT!Asgore, face is entirely blue)
AT!Asgore: Oh, hi Sans! Anything ne—?!?!
* Halfway through his sentence, AT!Sans kisses him quickly, then pulls back, looks away and pulls his hood over his face to hide his blush.
AT!Asgore: o.o
AT!Sans: >\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<
* AT!Asgore moves the skeleton's hands away from his face and kisses him back.
AT!Sans: !!!!!!!
AT!Asgore: Heh, love you too ❤️
AT!Sans: (about to pass out) Heh... thanks... (falls over)
AT!Tori: That went well.
AT!Pap: (fanboying)

Well... I guess you've never met a turtle before... I bet Gerson does it too. HEY, GERSON! DO YOU MAKE VACUUM CLEANER SOUNDS WHEN YOU EAT!?

Gerson: It's a thing turtles do when they're young! Wah ha ha!
AT!Tori: what the actual fu—

To Sans and Grillby
YOU TWO! You needa go on a date! *chucks picnic basket at them*

Sans & Grillby: (catch it)
Sans: Thanks, kid!
* They head to Waterfall for a picnic.

?????: (following them) ...
????? 2: (hides around the corner, watching them) ...
????? 3: (watching ????? 2) (whispers) Don't you dare...

For Tem
How many times have you graduated from cool leg? XD

Temmie: Tem graduated many, many times! That's why Tem can talk properly now! :3

Random thing for frisk
Hey, Frisky bits, how many times can you spin? Like... in circles... or with a fidget spinner, 'cause those are... something...

Frisk: (spins around in circles really fast) (flops over) (waves white flag)
Asriel: 40, that's a new record!
Sans: (spinning a blue fidget spinner with his magic)
Grillby: Why do you even have that thing?
Sans: No clue, to be honest.

puma.exe is rebooting . . .
ASRIEL YOU DO KNOW THAT CATS DON'T LIKE WATER, RIGHT??

Asriel: Shit, sorry! Hey, at least it worked!

Me: Long chapter is long. By the way, I started writing a Sansby fanfic! Sorry, needed some advertising. Leave more comments! :3