^w^ we should thank you for giving us entertainment

Me: You're too sweet >\\w\\<

Yay, hugs!

Papyrus: (still hugging the asker) owo
Gaster: Son, you have a habit of hugging people a little too tightly. Maybe let them go so they can breaths? (chuckles)
Papyrus: (lets go gently) uwu

...why did you keep the bloody bandage? 😂😂

Papyrus: (realization, stares at it) I don't know... (throws it out) Agh, damn it. Blood on my gloves. Eh, I can wash it off.
* His phone rings, and he steps outside to take the call.

I need to draw it, it's so sweet. You guys... you're such good brothers.

Oh... there goes my heart again... why do you do this to me Q-Q

Me: It's my job as an author to hit you in the feelz ;3
Sans & Papyrus: (smile cutely)

Yeah, but how can we shove antidepressants in his mouth if he can't even open his mouth?

Sans: Don't question my methods. How do you think I eat?

2-6! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!

Why are you such a bitch?
Seriously, what are your true motives?
Family? Is your family in danger?
Finances?
Your own sick pleasure?
Seriously, what the hell do you want and why?

????? 6: I have no family except for 2 and 8. They're my sisters, and they aren't in any danger that I know of. The three of us are being paid to do this, and we need money to support ourselves. When you keep messing up job interviews, you start getting desperate for any source of income.

*looks to the side guiltily* ...

Me: It's okay, I did Geno too ;-;

Seriously though, that was beyond sweet. Just that "thank you for everything"... I feel like that was something Sans really needed to hear.

Papyrus: He's always taken care of me, kept me safe, kept me alive, and I can't think of anything I could ever do that would be enough to thank him for that.

YEET INTENSIFIES

Undyne: (filled with determination)
Papyrus: (claps a hand over her mouth) You're gonna break the windows.

NEVERRRR! *continues pelting 6 with rocks*

????? 6: (HISSSSSSS) (throws a rock back but misses, decides to retreat)
* She books it into the trees, towards Waterfall.

And- *bows* Thank you, thank you!

Flowey: (was spying, claps) :3

Karma is extremely tall, most likely 13 feet XD

Papyrus: (snaps fingers, levitates himself with blue magic) Did you forget? :3

Karma: A-alright paps. Just... just don't get yourself into any trouble... I just wanted to help. I have done it before, no humans got hurt, and everything was fine... but if this is what's gonna happen... *sighs* I will let you be.

Papyrus: Thank you, Karma. I appreciate your willingness to help, but I'm sure I can do this. Just wait and see. (smiles)

G: WHAT YOU JUST CALL HIM YOU WANNABE DOUCHEBAG?!
Bonbon: G, calm down—
G: I WILL NOT FUCKING CALM DOWN!!!! I WILL END THIS BITCH!
Bonbon: ._.
Geno: Is 6 gonna die?
Bonbon: Yes—
Geno: GOOD.

Papyrus: (holds G back)
* You never noticed how strong his grip was until you tried to escape it. You can barely move... how did he get so strong?
Papyrus: 6 is a bit... aggressive, but trust me, she's okay. After all... (smirks and turns G around) she works for me. She knows I could kick her out of the program, so she's respectful half the time but an asshole the other half. I let her say what she wants, because she knows when I'm at my limit with her. Trust me — she knows her place more than her sisters do.

GASTER, SINCE SANS AND PAPYRUS WERE HIT ON THE HEAD, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STOP THEM FROM MAKING A HYBRID THING THAT WILL KILL US ALL

Gaster: I never heard about this. (gives the skelebros the universal "you're busted" look) Sans, Papyrus, explain yourselves.
Papyrus: NOPE (runs away)
Sans: (teleports outta there)
Gaster: I swear to god...

(throws Snow's diary at 8)
Enjoy!

????? 8: Heh, thanks. (flips through it, then hands it back to the author) Nothing of use. Thanks anyway, asker.
Me: =w=;

(Ryan's eye flares up with gold magic)
* You are filled with giving.
I'm going to give you hell, 6. (is being held back by everyone)

Me: The fact that I don't understand that second line bothers me.
Sans: Woah there, kid—
Papyrus: (puts a single hand on Ryan's shoulder)
* A chill goes down your spine. How can such an innocent monster be so intimidating?
Papyrus: Ryan. Leave her alone.
????? 6: Thanks, boss-man! (runs away)
* Papyrus defended her...?

Is one of them Riverperson?

????? 2, 6 & 8: (shake their heads) Nope.

Nothing truer gaster.

Gaster: (nods in agreement)

(throws a knife at 6's head) FEMALE DOG!

????? 6: (dodges)
* The knife sticks itself in a tree like an arrow.
????? 6: For your information, I am female, but I am not a dog.

* Later that night, Sans is woken up by the sound of the refrigerator door opening downstairs. He groggily walks down the stairs and sees his brother standing in the kitchen, looking tired and holding an energy drink.
Sans: Pap...?
Papyrus: Hm? (turns to him) Oh, Sans. Didn't expect you.
Sans: Pap, it's one in the fuckin' mornin', why are you awake, and having an energy drink, of all things...? Shouldn't you be, you know, sleeping? Like a normal person...? Is anything wrong...?
Papyrus: (even more tired than his brother) I'm busy, s'all. Researching.
Sans: Paps don't gimme that shit, it's one in the mornin', you needa sleep. Have you been awake this entire time?
Papyrus: (opens his energy drink) Mhm..
Sans: Bro, you've been awake for three hours after you said you were goin' to sleep...?
Papyrus: I have a lot to do in the daytime and a lot more to do with my project than I can get done in the daytime. There are... recent complications, that are dragging me down.

Sans: Project my foot, you need to rest. Look at you. You look more exhausted than me when I'm kept up all night from nightmares. Go to bed, Paps.
Papyrus: (puts down his energy drink without drinking any and shakes his head) Mm-mm. Got too much to cover. I'll sleep tomorrow.
Sans: Papyrus, it is tomorrow. How are you even staying awake, dude...? No offence, but you're a real bitch in the mornin' when you don't get enough sleep...
Papyrus: No offence taken. (yawns, pours himself a cup of coffee) Where do you think all the energy drinks have been going?
Sans: Paps, you're 15, you can't just overdose on energy drinks!
Papyrus: I'll do what I have to, brother. I need this to work.

Sans: Papyrus, listen to me! You're ruining your life for this project. You're going to make yourself sick if all you drink over the course of the night is energy drinks, or God forbid you end up in the hospital because of this. And trust me, you can't just live off coffee and Red Bull. I know from experience.
Papyrus: I don't care if I'm ruining my life, Sans. I'm tired of this hell hole. Nothing ever happens down here. Nothing! I try to stay positive, to tell myself "something will happen soon". Lying to myself to stay positive helped, but after a while I needed to accept that we'll never go free if I don't do this. We'll all die down here if I give up on this project. And I can't squeeze in my research during the day without throwing off my schedule. I have to get up, get dressed, make food, go on my patrol rounds in Snowdin, recalibrate my puzzles, then I have my cooking lesson with Undyne, then my training session with the guard tryouts, my training session with Frisk, Chara, Fuku and Asriel, and after that I have to check in with my helpers to make sure the askers didn't murder them... too long didn't read, I have too much to do over the course of an average day to get my research in anymo—
Sans: Wait wait wait, hold the phone, dude. Why are you still going on your patrol rounds? You stopped for the longest time after Undyne mentioned why she... didn't let you into the Royal Guard...

Papyrus: ... (sighs, placing his coffee cup on the counter) I've changed my mind. I want to prove Undyne wrong. I want to show her that I can make it into that Guard. For the past nine years of my life, I've wanted to get in. I can't throw that away, brother. She is going to eat her words. I'm not "too soft". I'm strong... I can do this. I know I can. The Great Papyrus has never been one to back down from his goals.
Sans: ...Paps, seriously. You're falling apart. Please, just go to sleep, take a rain check on this project for now—
Papyrus: (walks towards him, sounding more serious and maintaining eye contact) You promised you would help me, Sans. You promised. You never break a promise. So please, let me stay up and work. I need this to work, I just need to create those hybrids soon. I can't wait any longer. (looks away) I... I just hate seeing my family trapped down here. They all dream of going to the surface, they all would throw away their lives for freedom. I know you want the same thing. So why won't you let me work towards what everybody wants...?
Sans: ...

* Sans hugs his brother tightly.
Sans: I can wait for freedom if going to the surface means you ruining your life. You matter more. You're my little brother, Papyrus, and I care about you more than words can describe. You're torturing all of us by doing this to yourself, especially me. Your health comes before our happiness.
Papyrus: ...
* The tall skeleton hugs back.
Papyrus: I'm not giving up on the Guard, or on my project. But... (sighs in defeat) I guess I could use a bit of sleep.
* Sans smiles, and leads his brother back to his room, tucks him in and reads him a short story before heading off back to his own room for the night.