(No I am not dead in real life, that's just the name of the chapter. And this is gonna be a long one, I got a lot of comments! ^^)
(Btw the song above is one of my favourites that I just thought I would put owo)

(drags Kitty to a cliff and throws her off)

Me: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE (ded)
Undyne: Well shit...
Ghost-Me: I'll be back next chapter.
Chara: rest in ded lol
Cutie: If you meant me, maybe be more specific with naming who exactly you're throwing off a cliff next time uwu
Sans: help me

Grillby, you are given full permission to grill Cutie to death for your Sanspai... (never thought I would ever say that sentence in my life)

GRILLBY! Help him! Like... just... burn the cat alive...

GRILLBY! HELP YOUR FUTURE BOO! KILL THE CREEPY CAT THING!

Grillby: Gladly! (flamethrower magic activate) BURN BITCH BURN
Ghost-Me: Why do I make these characters so OOC >w<
* Cutie blocks the flames with a cat-shaped Gaster Blaster.
Grillby: GOD DAMN THIS MARY SUE!!
Cutie: bitch he's mine
Sans: I swear to god, I have the worst luck! It's alright Grillbz, I'll get away from this creep eventually... I hope...

Frisk, Azzy, Chara: Make a pie together for Toriel and Asgore. It must be a surprise, and it cannot have buttercups in it.

Frisk: Baking pals! :D
Chara: That was a mistake we'll never make again. We felt so bad...
Asriel: But hey, that was in the past! We're all happy, healthy and together now, and that's what matters.
Chara: Yeah... ^^ (eating chocolate)
Frisk: Chara, that's the baking chocolate...
Chara: Well now it's my chocolate.
* They make the pie and manage to not burn everything down or poison it again, then find Toriel and Asgore.
Chara: Hi Mom, hi Dad!
Asriel: We made a pie for you guys! ^^
Toriel: My children! What a pleasant surprise!
Asgore: How sweet!
Frisk: I think they like it! ^^

Paps, Sans: Papyrus, make every pun you can for an hour. Sans, no puns for the same period of time. Also, no ketchup for a day unless Grillby gives it to you.

* Chara distracts Cutie while this dare happens.
Papyrus: This is going to be suffering... time for vengeance!
Sans: What do you mean no ketchup? ;-;
Papyrus: My day is fine, yours not so much. What's tomahto with you?
Sans: THAT WAS TERRIBLE
Papyrus: I know! Tibia honest, this kinda reminds me of Underswap.
Sans: A classic x3
Papyrus: I know must of these jokes are overused, but I don't give a damn. I'm not a beaver, after all.
Chara: JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS HORRIBLE
Papyrus: I see why you find these puns so humerus, brother!
Sans: I'm so proud but they're so awful XD
* This continues for a while until the hour is up.
Papyrus: It hurts to live... but, admittedly, that was kinda fun!
Sans: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU PAP x3 (hugs him)
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! (hugs him back)
Chara: (still holding Cutie back)
Cutie: GET AWAY FROM MY SANSPAI
Papyrus: Nyeh 🖕 (smug grin)
Cutie: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Undyne, Alphys: Watch Mew Mew 2 without complaining... all the way through.

Alphys: -_-
Undyne: uuuuuuuuuugggggghhh
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh, sucks to be you!
* They make it through.
Undyne: Alphys is right, that thing sucked.
Alphys: N-never make us do that again, please...

Toriel, Asgore: Convince Undyne and Paps to teach you how to make spaghetti. Don't burn the house down.

* Asgore and Toriel watch as Undyne destroys a cooking pot.
Toriel: O-oh my...
Asgore: Not burning the house down is going to be a challenge...
Papyrus: Don't worry, Your Majesty! The last two times we cooked, we barely burned anything! Mostly.
* They eventually stop hiding in the back and try to follow Undyne's instructions, without the violence.
Undyne: You two are too careful! You need to be aggressive!
Papyrus: Yeah! ^-^
Toriel: We don't want to burn anything...
Undyne: That's fine! You seem to have everything ready, so let's turn up the heat!
* Undyne cranks up the heat on the stove, so much so that Papyrus roasts a marshmallow over a burner.
Toriel: Please don't start a house fire, please don't start a house fire...
* They don't start a house fire. Instead, the spaghetti turns out good!
Asgore: I will be honest. I expected everything to catch on fire. But these are pretty good!
Toriel: I agree!
Papyrus: Undyne is the best cooking teacher I've ever had! ^^

Temmie: Be as cute as possible, and flirt with Flowey too.

Temmie: (kawaii pose) Dis cute enuff for hooman? 😊
Flowey: *Cuuuuuute...*
Temmie: (walks over to Flowey) Floe have bandaid?
Flowey: What? Why?
Temmie: Because Tem scrape knee falling for you! 💚
Flowey: (blushes and laughs a little) You fucking weirdo! Why are you so cute?!

Grillby: Make Sans food and don't put it on his tab for once. Do not let him have ketchup.

Grillby: (running) I would, but I'm kind of in the middle of something!
Cutie: STAY AWAY FROM MY SANS!!! (chasing him)

Flowey: Be as nice as possible to everyone for a day.

Flowey: (points at Papyrus) You're not an idiot. (points at Sans) You're a protective brother. (points at Frisk) You're okay I guess. (points in Cutie's direction) It's not that I hate you, it's... no, no, I hate you.
Ghost-Me: You lasted three rounds. That's a new record.

MTT: flirt with Paps and try not to die.

* Mettaton slides up to Papyrus, who seems oblivious.
Papyrus: Oh, hello Mettaton!
Mettaton: Hello, darling~
* He begins to say a pickup line when he gets a bone to the head. POK! He gets knocked over.
Sans: Bone zone is closed, waffle iron.

Blooky: get as many hugs as possible in an hour. No two consecutive hugs may be from the same person.

Blooky: ....oh, okay....!
* Blooky floats from room to room, finding everyone and giving them a hug.

Undyne XDXD
Bless Undyne's wonderful soul 0w0

Undyne: 💚

I dare Blooky to prank call someone!

Blooky: ...Hello, would you like to participate in a one-question survey...?
Person: Sure, why not?
Blooky: ...Thank you for your participation. (hangs up)
Person: -_-

I dare Mettaton to do a fashion show in last year's clothing!

* Mettaton follows the dare reluctantly.

I dare Sans to balance on his head for as long as it takes for Grillby to serve two customers.

Grillby: (managed to outrun the crazy cat)
Sans: Deal!
* He falls over about three seconds after the second customer is served.
Sans: Ow! God dammit!

I dare Alphys to make up a new crackship!

Alphys: Hm... (looks around) Hehe! Papyrus and Asriel!
Ghost-Me: New crack OTP!

I dare Undyne to give Blooky dance lessons

* Undyne moves quickly, but Blooky is able to keep up and is soon following her movements.
Blooky: This is fun...!
Undyne: Yeah! That's the spirit!

I dare Asriel to hug Frisk from behind, and Chara to yell "I ship it!"

Asriel: Surprise hug! (hugs Frisk)
Frisk: Ah! Hehehe!
Chara: I SHIP IT!!! >w<
Asriel: S-shut up! >\\\\\\\\\\\\<

I dare Asgore to cook instead of Toriel

Asgore: I burned the stove ;w;
Undyne: Asgore what the fUck
(Please tell me at least someone here knows that meme)

I dare Toriel to water Asgore's plants

* Toriel hums to herself as she waters the flowers.

I dare Flowey to pretend he's happy for a day

Flowey: Tried that...

...DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Chara: I have a huge crush on him...

Because sometimes it makes our day 10x better when we watch you react, and sometimes it gets carried away and we have to somehow save you... But all in all things usually turn out okay!

Sans: That's really sweet. We may be fictional characters, but we're all really happy that we brighten your day so much.
Papyrus: I couldn't have put it better myself, Sans! Nyeh heh heh!

Ghost-Me: Wow, this took ages to type, but damn was it rewarding! Comment more questions and dares! 💚