Grillby... you naive bean... ALSO, DON'T GO IN THE SHOWER! THAT'S A SUICIDE MISSION!

Grillby: Don't care need cold shower now
Sans: What has been read cannot be unread

Don't worry Asgore! I'm good. (holds up thumb)

Asgore: That's good! ^^
Toriel: Do you need anything, my child?

creepy trio/quad stalkin' @ sans & grillby be warned
esp the numberless one b stalkin'

Sans: Numberless...?
Grillby: Sans, I'm scared...
Sans: Me too, Grillbz. Stay close to me. I'm not letting anything happen to you.
Grillby: I'll have no problem with that. (smiles)

????? 3: Heh heh. You seem to have misunderstood. I mean no ill harm... I'm actually trying to stop it. 2 is the one you should be worrying about. She has a thing for getting in-between people's happiness in the most violent ways she can~

Good job, you two! *high fives AT!Sans and AT!Asgore*

AT!Asgore: Thanks! ^^
AT!Sans: We're geniuses~
AT!Tori & AT!Pap: (making jokes, laughing and blushing)
AT!Asgore: These two. They are fucking soulmates.

Papyrus, I am a mind reader. I know all you deepest, darkest secrets.

Papyrus: Not necessarily~ (evil chuckling)
Sans: He had a fanboy phase over an anime thanks to Undyne.
Papyrus: (flustered) SANS I TRUSTED YOU
Sans: I must make my escape now, good day! (nyoom)

(trying not to squeak so my hiding place isn't revealed)

Papyrus: (still chasing the light)
Undyne: (recording this)

*looks at Frisk in the Turtle costume* ...WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!

Frisk: TURTLE FAMILY! :D

Sans... how are you not aware of this? Did you forget what the internet was for months?

Sans: I don't tend to go on YouTube much, and normally just ignore clickbaity or cringy videos.

oh thanks the heavens frisk you gud chold

Frisk: uwu

GAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT YOO-HOO! LOVEBIRDS! FLAMING CORPSE CREW! CREEPY DUDE OR DUDETTE IS  STALKING YOU!!!!

Sans: (looks around) I... don't... see anyone...?
Grillby: I can't tell if that's good or bad...

?????: For future reference, me and 3 are male. 2 is female. We are not allowed to reveal our names in risk of sabotaging our mission. (turns back to stalking Sans and Grillby)
????? 4: (eavesdropping) I'm female as well.

*nyooms up to sans and grillby*
yo you're still being stalked and they teamed up pLUS uhm I spooked them
*nyooms off*

Sans: Thanks, kid.
Grillby: Why are they following us, out of all people?

?????: Heh heh heh... you naive candle. Everyone has motivations.

AH, SANS, GRILLBY I DON'T KNOW, SOMEONE!!!! THERE ARE THESE 4 DUDES WHO ARE IN A PARTNERSHIP OR SOMETHING, AND IT'S SETTING OFF ALL SORTS OF RED FLAGS FOR ME!

Sans: Four of them?! I didn't know we were that interesting...
Grillby: (nervous noise)

????? 5: (walks up to 1 and 3) Gentlemen.
?????: Greetings, 5. Glad you could make it.
????? 3: A pleasure to see you again, (static)
????? 5: A pleasure to see you too, (static) Now that formalities are out of the way...

????? 5: (tips his hat and takes out a notebook and pen) Tell me more about these two, will you not?~

(drags the Underfell cast in)

Papyrus: HOLY SHIT! Fell me is a badass!
UF!Pap: (has an electric guitar on his back and headphones around his neck) Damn right.
Papyrus: Can you teach me?!
UF!Pap: Heh, I don't see why not~

UF!Sans: Heya..
Sans: Woah, no offence dude, but you are not looking good. When was the last time you had a full night's sleep?
UF!Sans: (counts on his fingers) 'Bout a week ago... why?
Sans: Jesus, Fell, you need some sleep... here, take a melatonin.
UF!Sans: ...thanks, Classic... (takes the melatonin)
Sans: No problem. Considering how my bro usually goes a few days without sleep before I convince him to rest, I know how to handle situations like this.

Grillby: (eyes widen)
UF!Grillby: Got a problem there?
Grillby: ...You, uh, certainly look different...
UF!Grillby: Oh well no shit.

UF!Frisk: (wearing a yellow bandana around their neck, holding UF!Flowey in a flower pot) ...Hi, Classic...
Frisk: You look really roughed up! What happened to you?!
UF!Frisk: Battle training with the Great and Terrible Papyrus happened to me.
Frisk: I knew Papyrus liked playing rough sometimes, but jeez, your Papyrus must be fucking insane... I'll get you patched up! We have a cookie jar in the kitchen we can steal from if that floats your boat!
UF!Frisk: Hehe, sweet! (runs off with Frisk)
UF!Flowey: Howdy.
Flowey: (looks at his counterpart's torn petals) You haven't had it easy, have you?
UF!Flowey: Not at all.

You're welcome, Chara. I'm glad I could help. *smiles*
I'm not sure where Papyrus is at the moment, but we should get you a bandage for your arm first so it doesn't get infected.

Chara: Okay... thanks again...
* Papyrus is watching from around the corner, concerned. Sans notices him out of the corner of his eye.
Sans: (mumbles) Crush stage 3... stalking...

Hi! I don't know if you take dares here but if you do,
I dare everyone to look at Fontcest, Undertail, and Underlust.
If they do that, they get 100 cookies as a reward.

Me: I take dares and asks on the latest chapters uwu
Sans: Alright, let's do this, everyone. Which one first?
Frisk: Undertail, why not. Might not be too bad.
* They google Undertail.
UF!Sans: (gets up and walks away) Fuck this shit I'm out~
Frisk: ...Why do they always think I'm a girl...?
Asriel: Is that your biggest concern right now?!
Sans: I've seen worse... wow that sounds really bad when I say it out loud...
Papyrus: what the fUck
UF!Pap: (covers UF!Frisk's eyes) Don't look, small human... I am sparing you your innocence... =_=
UF!Frisk: Lemme see, Papy! Come on, it can't be that bad!
Flowey: This is literally the worst universe...
UF!Flowey: You ain't seen nothin' yet.
* Next, the google Underlust.
Grillby: (rage mode on) WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING STRIPPER
Papyrus: (covers his eyes) BLEACH MY EYESOCKETS, JESUS FUCK
Chara: Why do I have a rape face?! I'm done! (leaves)
Asgore & Toriel: (leave) Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Frisk: WHY DO I HAVE A DOG COLLAR?!
Asriel: I'm fucking done. (leaves)
UF!Pap: Jesus, this is fucking disturbing...
AT!Sans: (DISCOMFORT NOISE)
UF!Frisk: Papy, you're gonna make me do it!
UF!Pap: ???
* UF!Frisk climbs up and kisses him on the cheek. His face turns red.
UF!Pap: U-uh... •\\\\\\\\\\•
UF!Frisk: Frisk 1, Papy 0.
Me: (pops head in the door) Ship it! (leaves again) :3
Flowey: I AM OUTTA HERE (schloop)
UF!Flowey: HEY WAIT FOR ME CLASSIC (schloop x2)
UF!Grillby: (holds bucket of water over his head) I have seen everything.
AT!Tori: (extreme discomfort)
Sans: I hate the internet...
Frisk: Fuck my life...
AT!Pap: Time for Round Three... jesus fucking christ, I'm going to shoot myself...
* They look up Fontcest. All the skelebros get up.
AT!Sans: THAT'S IT
AT!Pap: I'M DONE
UF!Pap: NOPE
Sans: PLEASE KILL ME
Papyrus: (points handgun at computer) I have no words for how much I want to die right now. SOMEONE END MY PATHETIC LIFE
AT!Asgore: PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME
AT!Tori: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UF!Grillby: I'M DONE WITH LIFE
Alphys: JESUS FUCK
Undyne: WHYYYYYYYYYY
UF!Frisk: •_• end my suffering
Grillby: fuck this shit (dumps a cup of water on himself) (passes out)
Sans: (comes in, picks him up and brings him out) Come on, Grillbz.
* Everyone except UF!Frisk leaves the room. They just stare at the screen, then grab a handgun and shoot holes in the fucking screen multiple times.
UF!Frisk: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!
Papyrus: (hears gunshots, peeks in the door) (eyes widen) Oh wow...
UF!Pap: I'm so proud of them! ^^

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