Me: HEY GUYS!!!!!

Ryou: Ew-

Me: *turns Ryou into Alto*

Alto: WHAT THE FRICK NYA!!???

Me: HAHAHHA!!!!!!!

Keiichiro: Oh god

Alto: KEIICHIRO!!! HELP ME NYA!!!

Keiichiro: I cant! We gave up science remember?

Alto: WHYY!!???

Me: Technically you gave up on the mew project. Then once-upon-a-time there's a new mew named BERRY!

Mews: Oh yeh

Me: I don't like the new Tokyo mew mew. I personally like the OG. Also the new villains are really weird.. I prefer the aliens better.. way better..

Me: But forget about that! DARE TIME!!!!

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I just want Kisshu to get stabbed

Kisshu: Eh-

Me: I'm sorry *summons a professional stabber*

Ichigo: There's actually such thing as a "professional stabber" ?

Me: Yes. Dave?

Stabber: *stabs Kisshu*

Kisshu: W-WAIT!! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!!

Me: I cant watch *closes my eyes*

All: ...

Taruto: And there he goes

Pai: Welp...

Kisshu: YOU IDIOTS! HELP ME!!

Taruto: Meh

Pai: I have better things to do

Kisshu: REMIND ME WHY I CARE ABOUT YOU GUYS!!??

Tarutp and Pai: *shrug*

Kisshu: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL- *gets pierced with the knife* AH-

Me: *lets out a cry* I CANT! I JUST CANT!!! *starts crying*

Ichigo: Okay this is going s little far..

Me: DAVE! STOP!! JUST STOP!!!!!

*stabber stops and leaves*

Kisshu: I think he broke my spleen..

Taruto: Oooh

Pai: Oh dear god what a mess

Kisshu: *covered in blood* Thanks Guys... FOR NOTHING!!!!

Me: EXACTLY! YOU USELESS BEINGS!

Taruto and Pai: *shrug*

Me: Okay lets move on..

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I dare Kisshu to put a tutu and same with the others.... including Deep Blue

Kisshu: *sarcastic* WOW! EXCELLENT! IM JUST SOOOOOO HAPPY!

Me: At least the others have to do it too!

Ichigo: Minto would love this

Pudding: She still misses her tea

Minto: *comes back* Is my time-

Me: Yes is over *gives her tea*

Minto: YESSS!!!!

Me: NOW PUT THESE ON!!!! *throws a bunch of tutus on them*

Guys: *groan*

Keiichiro: I don't mind..

Me: Wow, the first guy who is actually happy about this

Alto: *gets an idea*

Alto: *lies* OH NO!!! IM STILL A CAT! I CANT WEAR IT ALL!! *smirks*

Me: Hold up, hold up! *turns Alto back into Ryou*

Ryou: Oh shi-

Me: There! *throws a tutu on him*

Ryou: *grumbles*

Masaya: Um... how is Deep Blue supposed to do this..?

Me: Idk! Find out!

Masaya: He's not my saviour *turns to the aliens*

Aliens: heh..

Me: Well.. idk how this is gonna work..

Kisshu: I guess we could just.. Idk.. summon him?

Taruto: How's That gonna work..?

Pai: The dude got possessed by him... so then Deep Blue can still come back

Me: Okay then just.. call him I guess?

Kisshu: He's dead

Me: Okay well... uh....Hold on I got an idea! *leaves*

All: ???

Few mins later...

Me: *comes back with Deep Blue who's strapped in a rope*

All: How did you-

Me: DONT ask, it took a lot of pain... *shows scars*

Deep Blue: LET ME GO!!!

Me: Oh shut up you girl in man's clothing

Deep Blue: HOW DARE YOU-

Me: *puts a tutu over his clothes* Meh that'll work..

Deep Blue: ARE YOU TRYING TO TRASH MY REPUTATION!!??

Me: As a mater of fact.. YES!

Deep Blue: *looks that the Aliens* WHY ARE YOU THREE JUST STANDING THERE HELP ME!!

Taruto: Meh.

Pai: ..

Kisshu: YOU KILLED ME! HELL NA!

Deep Blue: WELL YOU WANTED TO SAVE THE MEW MEW THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!

Kisshu: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP OUR PEOPLE USING VALID TACTICS! INSTEAD OF JUST TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!

Me: That is a valid point!

Deep Blue: OH WELL IDK! I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU ALL APPOINTED ME AS YOUR "Saviour" IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

All: *fall silent*

Me: Now that I think about it.. why is this guy so important to you guys in the first place?

Keiichiro: It wasn't even mentioned in the show

Me: Or book

Aliens: ASK MIA IKUMI-SAN SHE CAME UP WITH THE IDEA!!!

Taruto: Oh and Reiko Yoshida-san

Me: they are currently in Japan (I think)

Tokyo Mew Mew characters: WERENT WE ALL IN JAPAN!!??!

Me: Nobody cares about you guys so I just selectively summoned you all here

All: ...

Deep Blue: SO THEN WHY THE FRICK AM I HERE-

Me: *puts tape over his mouth* DAMN YOU! YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SHUT UP!

All: ...

Me: Lets just get this over with.. *uses magic to put everyone's tutus on them* there!

Guys: ...

Keiichiro: YES!! I LOOK LIKE A GIRL!!?

All: *turn to him*

Ryou: Dude, after all the years I've known you.. you turned out to be gay in the end???

Keiichiro: ...No...

Ichigo: Didn't you have a girlfriend..?

Keiichiro: She left me...

Me: Okaaaay... moving on.. Taruto?

Taruto: I already set it up.. heh ehh..

Pai and Kisshu: Is this kid good..?

Taruto: SHUT UP!

Minto: Ichigo can you be a dear and give me some water?

Ichigo: No

Minto: PLEEAAAASSE!!? The tea dried my throat

Ichigo:'Fine..

*Ichigo leaves to get a bottle of water*

Me: Oh I think ik where this is going

All: ???

With Ichigo...

Ichigo: Hm.. *notices a bottle just lying there* Found it!!!

*ichigo comes back*

Minto: So?

Ichigo: I got it!! *hands her the bottle*

Minto: Could you open the cap? It's too hard

Ichigo: *sarcastically* Of course you highness!
*opens cap*

*water sprays everywhere*

Taruto: HAHA! IT WORKED!!!

All: *covered in water*

Me: Haha! I'm dry!!

Minto: ICHIGO!!!

Ichigo: I-I'm Sorry! I just found the bottle just lying there!

Minto: AND BEING THE IDIOT YOU ARE YO DECIDED TO TAKE IT!??

Ichigo: NO- ... yes..

Me: Lemme explain..

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I dare Tart to prank anyone of his choice

All: *glare at Taruto*

Taruto: I actually wanted the bottle to only spray her.. heh..

Me: Well! It's time for a close!!!

Me: BYE GUYS!!!!

A/N: WOOHOO!! MY BOOK MADE IT TO #1 out of tokyomewmew !!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH !!!

Ryou: How would this book make it to the top?

Me: SHUT UP RYOU! YOU SOUND LIKE BEL!!!

Bel: HEY!!!