Kanagi: ...

Kanagi: What's that music?

Tsukasa: *kicks down door* MAMAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOoooOOOOOOO

Nemu: We create band and all we do is scream. We don't play any instruments, it's just vocals.

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Alina: Ashley... she seems out of place

Tsukuyo: She's like Emiri if Emiri was a weeb. It's hard to believe she has so many friends in such a short amount of time.

Touka: SHE WAS AVAILABLE FOR A WEEK, I'M SO FUCKING SALTY

Nemu: It's hard to call her an NA exclusive if she was barely available...

Alina: Wait no

Touka: Pussy.

Alina: FINE.

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Nemu: Here I go...

Nemu: HEHEHEHHE ART I FUCKING LOVE ART, HEY YOU, YOU WANNA FUCKING GO MAN?? I'LL FUCKING TURN YOU INTO PAINT IF YOU KEEP FUCKING BREATHING, shit forgot the Italian part, MERDA, L'ARTE É FOTTUTAMENTE CALDA, VADO A SCOPARE UN QUADRO!!!

Alina: I DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT!

Touka: YES YOU DO!

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Touka: *sneaks into Iroha's room and opens her drawer* Ew these shirts are so cheap... *snIIIFF*

Iroha: *walks into the room and flicks on the light* uh... Touka?

Touka: ...

Touka: You didn't see me! *jumps out window*

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Amane twins: LET'S DO THIS

*they date literally everyone. They are now attempting to date god. You're next.*

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Karin: Can we have a sleepover Alina?

Alina: No.

Karin: Pleeeaaaase?

Alina: No.

Karin: PPLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSEEEE?

Alina: Ugh fine, I'll see you tonight.

Karin: YAAAAAAAAAAAY

Tsukuyo: Uh hey

Tsuruno: Hello there... I heard that you've been coming on speed dates.

Tsukuyo: Yeah, I've dated 70 people in the spam of an hour, it's pretty lit.

Tsuruno: WOW THAT'S A LOT.

Tsukuyo: Exactly- oh I've got to go now, time's up.

Tsuruno: Awww I was having fun :(

Tsukuyo: Maybe some other time, but for now my goal is to date every girl on this planet.

Tsuruno: Good luck with that!

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Nemu: Touka's a big brat, but I like her. She's cute.

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((This is mainly based off of the game, so I'm not so sure about asking/daring Kaede, but you can A/D Holy Mami and Rumor Tsuruno!))

Karin: Alina's a magical girl? What?

Karin: Eh, anyways, alright. Hey, Kaede, who's the wings of magius?

Kaede: Uh... idk :\

Karin: Oh

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Nemu: ...

Touka: ...

Alina: ...

All three: *laughter*

Touka: YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? No way that girl had HALF the amount of potential to become a god! What are you, stupid!

Nemu: It's impossible to have that amount of potential! The only magical girl in history to have anywhere close to that kind of potential is Jeanette d'Arc, or Tart! And she didn't become a god!

Alina: And a pebble? Really? That sounds wrong! How can Iroha kicking a pebble lead to us still being alive today?

Touka: All I know is that this sounds like bullshit!

The other two: Yeah!

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Kuro: I'd love to meet her... Homura said something about a Madoka, it's probably a different one. And of course I'd like to join her! It beats being dead...

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Kuro: A more confident magical girl? That sounds... so weird if it's in the context of Homura. Homura is a shy girl, and if she was the devil... I don't know, I definitely wouldn't kill her...

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Kuro: Um... hello..?

Homucifer: Sup.

Kuro: You're really a Homura..?

Homucifer: The best one.

Kuro: But what about my Homura...

Homucifer: She's a fucking nerrrd

Kuro: UH... wanna be friends?

Homucifer: Sure Lol

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