Me: * sigh*

Roy: Hong I!!

Me: cut it out....

Roy:  Wong hong yong?

Me: I will kill you! Now stop! Last time we had one reader and we thoroughly confused her.....

Roy: fine.....

Link: but its so much fun......

Me: * facepalm * -_-

Ness: * tuggs on my.shirt * I'm board...

Me: go play with the four swords...

Ness: * leaves....*

Pit: ASH!!!! Zant won't stop bothering me!!!!

Me:0___0 * uses author magic and turns him into a cat*

Zant: mew....? YAY!!! I'm a kitty!!! * bothers Gannon *

Marth: AHHHHHHHH!!! ASH!!! IKE STABBED ME!!!!

Me: * -_-* I would too.........* uses author magic and heals him*

Vatti: * playing piano *

Peach: Ash! Do you like my new dress! 

Me: * not even looking * yeah yeah sure....

Skull Kid: * chasing Ness with bombs *

Me: o_°  ok let kids be kids...

Dark: * arguing with FD *

Samus: * trying to kill Captain Falcon *

Me: I cannnnn live with that....

* explosives go off *

* camera falls *

* sees me storming off *

Me: SO HELP ME SKULL KID IF YOU KILLED SOMEONE!

Zant: * looks into camera lens * Hiya! I'm a kitty!!!!

Skull kid: Ahhh! Ow!! Okokok!

* trash can falls over *

* car crashes *

Samus: where'd the car come from....

Vatti: * shrugs *

* police sirens *

Blue: RUN!!! ITS THE POPO!!!!

* cat screams *

* screen goes static *

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* screen comes back on *

Vio : there I fixed it..

Peach: Yay! * hugs him *

Samus: So while we where gone, we only have two people in the ER.....

Mario: a-Roy and a-Skull Kid....

Peach: Ness only had a broken leg...

Red: Blue got arrested for back mouthing a cop

Fox: pffffftttttt

Fierce: Ash is at the police station bailing him out.....

Zant: I'm still a kitty!!!yay!!!!

Ghriahim: * hair flip * and I'm still fabulous!

Marth: * scoffs *

Fi: Master Link, it is 87.3% safe to come out.....

Link: *crawls from under couch* bleh...nobody ever vacuums under there....

Zelda: -_-

Mario: Please a-ask us a-questions!!

Pit: And dares!!!!!

Zant: and I'm a kitty!!!!