Elemental Steve: Guys, I found real Ink

Galaxy Steve: the one from this book is fake?

Elemental Steve: no, you guys never met real Ink

???: *walks in*

Elemental Steve: that is real Ink

Yellow Steve: two things, 1) who was the fake, and 2) is this Ink less... deadly?

Elemental Steve: Bloody hell, why would I know, and this Ink is worse.

Yellow Steve: how?

Elemental Steve: she doesn't speak English.

Ink: hvorfor trakk du meg helt over her, tisse.

Poison: I fell like she said something offensive.

Elemental Steve: yep, she said 'why did you drag me over here, b—' you can guess what she called me. Um... Er det noen engelsk du kan snakke, blekk? Fordi disse gutta ikke snakker norsk.

Ink: English. No.

Elemental Steve: well, your author now speaks broken English, have a nice day, goodbye.