SCP-049: I have a dare for SCP-10879.

SCP-10879: Cool, what is it.

SCP-049: I dare you to kiss SCP-735.

SCP-10879: O////O Okay?

SCP-735: What...?

SCP-10879: *kisses SCP-735*

(All of the non-humanoid SCPs are all humanoid)

SCP-735: *pushes SCP-10879 away* DX GET AWAY FROM ME DUMBASS