Dipper: *yelling cursed words over and over again*

Mabel: wait Pacifica NORTHWEST?
She's like fourteen! We can't do that to that poor thing brother!

Dipper: You know what? I actually agree with you on this-hey hey HEY! what the fuck are you doing!?

Mabel: Umm making it my status? What else?

Dipper: *gives Mabel the middle finger*

Mabel: Love you too brother

Dipper: (groans in frustration)

Girly: *enters their mansion* HEY DIPPER!

Dipper: WHAT!?

Girly: it's been changed. It's not Northwest. It's Southeast.

Dipper: G-great... (but feels rather more embarrassed)

Mabel: And thissss is something I'd love to see too.

Girly: (hands Dipper a bag with clothes and a cellphone)

Mabel: What's that supposed to be?

Girly: That's what you'll be wearing and make sure to play that song on the phone.

Dipper: This is ridiculous!

Mabel: But you're not even against it Dipper.

Dipper: (avoids eye contact and mutters words)

Girly: Great! laterz!

Mabel: (laughs like an evil wizard which she is)

Dipper: what the fuck am I supposed to dance!?

Mabel: *thinks of something* I know! Weren't you one of those students who danced a cover at a competition back then?

Dipper: Ah shit don't even make me remember that.

Mabel: If I did recall I think it was a bit sexy (remembering)

Dipper: (rolls eyes) Do I have any other choice?

Mabel: I think not.

(A/N so the video above is V,a member from bts if you don't know. I just have this thoughts sometimes that V would really play well as Dipper if they've been in real life)

AFter a fEw hOuRs..

Pacifica: Dipper? Dipperrr??? Where is that man?

Dipper texted Paz earlier to come to his room after lunch.

Paz found herself on Dip's dark room alone and well.....alone

Pacifica: Dipper if you're not here I'm leaving!

Just then a glow of blue was seen.

A chair was floating infront of Paz that had a paper which said 'Sit'

Pacifica: okayyy....(sits)

(I think it's best if you watch the video now)

Pacifica: w-wha (flustered)

As Dipper started dancing, Paz couldn't help but to look at his expression.

He was really serious and well that was rather sensual to say the least.

When the song was nearing the ending Dipper couldn't help himself by teasing Paz so he went out of his way to lick his mouth

Pacifica: (now fifty shades of red)

Dipper: (went towards Paz)

Pacifica: D-dipper what the hell are you doing???

Dipper: *still serious* n-nothing.

Pacifica: Isn't this kind of things supposed to be rated 18+?

Dipper: (rolls his eyes while smiling) idiot.

Girly: WE GOT THAT IN CAMERA IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!!

Mabel: (Laughing)

Dipper: YOU FU- [CENSORED]