Hellu again! This is a dare so keep reading if you DARE to conitue!
Es - Here we are again with the puns.
Me - Esther!! *Hugs her tight*
Ja - Girl I don't know! Hey! *hugs Esther*
Es - Gosh you're clingy Lily! And...Jace?
Me - Oh yeah! I missed you!! And Jace, this is Esther, my wonderful, amazing and kawaii little friend! *Hugs Esther tighter*
Ja - Yo, I'm Jace, though you already knew.
Es - Nice to meet you.
Me - Estherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! I have been so alone!!
TPM - I have been here all along!
Me - I know! But you're dead! So I have been bored to death!
Es - NOPE. Ain't dealin' with that shit.
Me - Awww...fine, but can you say the dare now?
Ja - Yeah, say it so we can go to the next book and go back to sleep.
Es - *whispers* I dare you to ask the puppet for milk but mispronounce it as malk and for Jace to say mulk.
Me - Okay, let's go Jace! *walks up to the puppet*
Me - Marion, can I have some malk?
Ja - Can I also have some mulk?
TPM - Uh..sure, there's strawberry milk, chocolate milk and...wait...malk? Mulk? Don't you two mean milk?

Me - That's what I said!
Ja - Excatly! Now give us some mulk!
TPM - It's pronounced milk, not malk or mulk. But, uh sure, what flavour?
Me - Chacalote!
Ja - Strewbarry!
TPM - You're really messing with my mind right now, are you making up words?
Me - No! Can I have some eci craem too?
Ja - Yeah! And some sprenklis!
Me - With Chacalote suace on!
Ja - And nabanas!
Me - And bapples!
Ja - And Searps!
TPM - Stop! You're pissing me of!
Me - Sike! Rac! Tuce!
Ja -Yill! Sah! Hrusc! No! Uoy!
Me - Eacj thaw eht k**f!?
Ja - Eehh! Deverminn! Nac ew ptos won?
Me - Ykao! Doog kucl geadinr shit!
TPM - Please stop....it's not funny...*hangs head down*
Me - Awww! Lily~Chan sorry! *hugs TPM*
Ja - Jace~Kun sorry too! *hugs TPM*
TPM - Ehhh....okay?
Me - There there Marion~Kun! Everything is good now! *kisses TPM's forehead*
TPM - E-eh?!?
Me - Well, Lily~Chan and Jace~Kun has to go! Our other book is waiting! Jace~Kun transform to a puppy and sit on Lily~Chan's back while we run to the other house! *Runs out with Jace as a puppy on my back*
TPM - Bye...*waves*
Es - *Smirks at the puppet*
TPM - What? *looks away*
Es - Hehehe!
TPM - *Whispers* I think I should try to give them what they asked for next time...
Me - I FORGOT TO END THIS!! SORRY!! SO...BYE! HAVE A GOOD TIME!! BAIIII!!
TPM, Jace and Es - Baii!! ♡♡♡

Bonus! The pic was me trying to replace myself with Mike, or rather, turning Mike into me, it turned out pretty good too, credit to Rebornica for the original picture!