Jade:we're back people
Hamilton people:*groans*
Alex:what happened to our hiatus
Laff:(still dressed up like jefferson)yeah and when you finally update it's summer i wanted to go to ze-i mean the beach
Angelica:dude me and my sister already rented a beach home do you want that to go to waste
Jade:no i dont
Kase:then what are ya gonna do
Jade:easy im gonna(stops and teleports everyone to the schuyler's vacation home)do it here
Maria:ok then
Washington:nice job kid
Jade:im not your kid kase is
Kase:actually not anymore
Everyone but washington and kase:what why
Kase:cause sleep_deprived_moron also known as my mom said so
Everyone:oh ok
Washongton:your still my right hand gal and alexander you can be my left hand man i guess
Alex:no i wanna be right not left
Angelica:alexander how can you possibly be right when you never are that
Everyone:*laughs loudly*
Alex:*blushes*
James:*inhales and chuckles slightly*o-ok*wheezes*what' the....d-dares
Jade:hahaha it's *wheezes* alex has to be*inhales*hahaha w-washingtons' son for hahahah 2 c-chapters hahaha ok im done
Alex:finally and WHAT
Washongton:i guess you are my son now son
Alex:i AM your son
Jade:ohhhh that's a first
Maria:true that
Peggy:*nods*
Thoe:ok what else
Angelicaaaaaaaa(WORK):what are me,eliza,peggy,and maria's sexuality
Eliza:B.I
Maria:Pansexual
Peggy:Lesbian
Angelica:and im asexual
James:ok what else
Burr:do any of us know the musical heathers
John:i know that i love heather macnamara
Peggy:i love heather macnamara and veronica
James:hmmm i like duke and macnamara oh and veronica
Philip:heather.C cause of the line"FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW"
Angelica:i like J.D cause he's intense and insane like me
Eliza:martha shes too nice for the world
Thomas:the dead gay sons kurt and ram
Alex:J.D cause he's always 3 steps ahead of everyone
Burr:i like duke she was a follower then became a leader
Jade:yeah a bad leader that almost made macaroni-i mean macnamara kill herself anyways i love macnamara she's basically the best heather ever
Kase:heather.D cause just like me i need to shut up more
Theodosia:heather.C she's funny and no one knows the real her
Washington:i like martha and veronica they're one of the nicest
Laff:heather.C i relate to her and macnamara shes always worried of what people think like me sometimes
Herc:KURT AND RAM they're gay and jocks so that's cool
Maria:heather.C cause she's just like me no one knows the real me and i like the color red
Jade:welp i think that's everything oh and PeggyIsAFluffball asked those 2 questions and she also says she/he loves you guys(im sorry i dont know your gender)
Everyone:WE LOVE YOU TOO YOUR APART OF OUR FAMILY NOW
Philip:your also apart of this hell hole now
Eliza:PHILIP THAT'S NOT NICE
Philip:sorry eliza(OK IM MAKING ALEX AND PHILIP COUSINS OK)
Kasey:well bye then guys
Jade:good bye my dearest,viewers
Everyone else:BYE