I know you're waiting, I'm in progress with one dare, this dare is longer than the others. Meaning I'm putting descriptive shit in there. Or at least I'm trying. Anyway here's a little continuation to the last dare that'll not be on the chapter but it will be mentioned.
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TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: wELL FUCK, GO TO SLEEP THEN!

RunningOutOfTime: but I don want tuuuuuuuu

TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: Dammit Alex,
TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: what will it take for you to go to bed!

RunningOutOfTime: it'll take me to sleep is for yoooooooooooou to bee in meh bed

TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: Alex, I swear-

RunningOutOfTime: I hit sen tu earli
RunningOutOfTime: *be to meh bed and read a stori

TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp:
Your like 25 man
TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: Or was it 23?
TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: I have no idea how this works or how the peeps who keeps records on everybody fucked up your birth certificate

RunningOutOfTime: iz butter meh age bee kept a mistery
RunningOutOfTime: butt lez not chang teh sudject
RunningOutOfTime: cood u answer ne a question

TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: uh......

RunningOutOfTime: hOW cume, yu get to red A stories four ur turdles
RunningOutOfTime: butt not your best budd

TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: O////O
TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: whaaaaaaaat
TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: i dont.......
TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: do that......

RunningOutOfTime: Dunt lie
RunningOutOfTime: I saws ya that one times
RunningOutOfTime: an i went to chek a second time tu make sure i wasn't cracy
RunningOutOfTime: aND YO WerE REaDInG THeM anOTHer STeRY
RunningOutOfTime: So y can't you read meh a stery

TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: It's different

RunningOutOfTime: DIFERENT
RunningOutOfTime: BITCH
RunningOutOfTime: DIFFERENT HOW??!!

And the drunk nonsense went on for probably 5 more minutes

Until

RunningOutOfTime: aNd a 'nother ting
RunningOutOfTime: ..........
RunningOutOfTime: i cant tink of anythin else to say

RunningOutOfTime: ............
RunningOutOfTime: Jon

RunningOutOfTime: JEHN!!!!!!!!

TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: ........
TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: uhhhhhh

RunningOutOfTime: ?

TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: Dude......

TellABrothaHeGottaRiseUp: Laf and Herc are making out