Me: we are back. With dares and a lot. Be prepared

April: reasons for this being called b-bugs and dates?

Me: you shall see and Kapril fans, OTP SHALL HAPPEN

Kapril Fans: YAY FINALLY THANK YOU!!

Me: welcome

Me(cont.): but we of course still have dares so. April cook the worst food ever

April: ok, *makes fried crickets*

Me: NOW EAT IT

April: what?!

Emily: yikes.

Me: sigh, do I have to grab my chainsaw, it made Adrien do his dare

April: who?

Me: someone you wouldn't know unless you've seen my Miraculous Truth or Dare show.

Chloe: you're torturing more people?

Me: nah, *grabs chainsaw* although we did kill one person

April: I DON'T WANNA DIE

Kelsey: NOOO DON'T KILL HER

Me: THEN EAT THE DAMN CRICKETS

April: *eats it cringes then vomits* that was disgusting *makes gagging noises*

Lily: *covers eyes* someone please clean that up

Me: *snaps fingers and the room is clean* now Emily, it is time for your torture. No reading fairy tales for a month

Emily: noooooo!!!!!!! Why Kitty??? I hate you right now

Me: well then, you are going to DES-pise your next dare. *clears throat* ahem. Emily tell everyone in the middle of a football game how AMAZING I, Kitty, am.

Emily: -___-'' really

Chloe: *takes phone from me* *reads dare* hands it back* yep

-At the Football game-

Lily: *shoves Emily into the middle of the feild* do the dare

Emily: fine. *into megaphone* KITTY IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER. SHE IS FABULOUS AND IS A CAT-DRAGON RANDOM QUEEN. SHE IS AWESOME AND WRITES AMAZING RANDOM STORIES SHE ALSO WROTE 101 WAYS TO TORTURE A BANANA AND HAS A CHAINSAW IN HER HAND AND WILL USE IT IF I SAY ANYTHING BAD. YAAYY KITTY C.

Me: *was recording the full thing* thanks Emily! *puts chainsaw away*

-Back at the Dare Lodge-

Chloe: so what other dares are there?

Me: well, since I'm saving the love ones for the end, next Emily has to camp outside on the grass during a rainstorm in her bathing suit and bring all her Peter Pan books with her and watch them get destroyed.

Emily: I'm beginning to get the feeling that you enjoy torturing me with these dares

Me: of course I do *laugh*

Kelsey: you are messed up

Me: *glares* nah, I'm random. That's all. *hands Emily supplies and sticks her outside*

Emily: *in a bathing suit* brrrr. *rain destroying her books* noooo!!!  *starts crying* why why why

-the next day-

Emily: *comes back inside shivering*

Chloe: how are you?

Emily: cold and my books are ruined *sighs*

Me: WAKE UP GLITTER FORCE THE DARING IS CONTINUED WITH KELSEY TRYING TO WATERBEND

Kelsey: *walks in* but I firebend! *tries*

April: keep trying

Me: *to Lily* follow me *hands her a bucket* *we climb a ladder to a platform above Kelsey*

Lily: 3...2...1

-We drop the water and Kelsey gets soaked-

Kelsey: hey! *firebends and sends a fireball after me*

Me: *running away* CHLOE HELP

Chloe: *shoots ice and the fireball disappears*

Me: *panting and stops running* ok, Kelsey the Melon Lord, you have no more dares right now

Kelsey: Melon Lord?

Me: *laughs* C-CONTINUING IRRELEVANTLY Emily throw your Glitter Lucky outfit in da TRASH!!!

Emily: REALLY?! *is holding her outfit* NOOOOOOO

Lily: it's a dare though

Me: *presses button that opens trash chute* toss. It. In. Now. Do I need to grab my chainsaw again?

Emily: n-noooooo! *closes eyes* please don't *drops it in*

Me: now, *uses crane to get it out.* wear it*

-the crane drops it in front of her*

Emily: eeewwww! *puts it on*

April: that is disgusting

Me: *in a singsong voice* *dangles a worm in front of April* now April touch the worm!!

April: O.O ... EEEWWWW NO NO NO!!! *starts to run off, but Kelsey catches her*

Kelsey: c'mon, do it quickly, don't worry *smiles at her*

April: o-ok. *takes a deep breath* *touches the worm* *cringes* *kicks my hand so that the worm falls out* *stops on the fallen worm*

Me: *grabs a broom and a microphone* so now... we have some QUESTIONS!!!!! And I am not bringing in the Bad End Generals, because this is about 30% safe and I am not lowering that safety line.

Emily: ok! Please stop with the torture

Chloe: wait 30% safety factor

Me: meh, there may be a death factor on the show, but that depends on the dare and we still have a few more targeted at you, Emily, but first *whispers to Lily*

Lily: what?!

Me: *nods*

Lily: *sighs* fine I will. *turns to other Glitter Force members* guys, I'm quitting art because I h-hate it now *small tears form in her eyes*

Others: WHAT?!

Emily: but you love art Lily!

Chloe: why do you hate art

Kelsey: I am having a slightly hard time believing this

April: I don't get why though, I thought you loved art

Lily: *opens eyes* it was a dare

Others: *cheer and sigh in relief*

Me: now what are your opinions on Rascal?

Glitter Force: umm

Chloe: is harder to fight than you think. Quite skilled

Kelsey: I would happily burn that deck of cards

Emily: just another meanie in a strange costume with a wacko personality

April: I really don't think he's nice in any way. Serve the of evil

Lily: a villain who doesn't realize what he's doing is wrong

Me: *finishes writing it down* accurate, and who is Chloe's crush?

Chloe: *blushes a tiny bit* I-I don't have one presently, sorry

Me: *smirks* suurrrreeeee, ok, I will let that slide, just this once though....

Chloe: *sighs in relief*

Me: now April, another Bug Dare!

April: *gets a bit jumpy*

Kelsey: calm down a tiny bit?

Me: *clears throat* ahem. April must swim in a pool of bugs and water, in a tank top and shorts

April: *screams*

Me: well, get going, follow me to the pool room

-we reach there-

Lily: why is there a pool of hot sauce, a pool of paint and a pool of *reads sign* akumas?

Me: irrelevant, but here is the bug pool *gestures with hand to pool of bugs*

April: *stands by the edge shaking*

Me: *facepalms* Emily please shove her

Emily: ok *shoves April into the pool*

April: gah! *falls in and starts swimming to the shallow end*

Emily: those bugs look gross *cringes*

Me: *hands phone to Kelsey for a second to tie my shoelace*

Kelsey: *reading next part of dare* Emily, you're going to have to eat them

April: *makes it to shallow end and runs out*

Me: *points and takes phone back from Kelsey* the showers are right over there

April: *runs to the showers*

Me: EMILY EAT ALL THE BUGS *shoves her in*

-after a long time-

Emily: *finishes and starts to vomit*

Me: now *points to wall* walk into it!

Lily: what?!

Me: just do it. It's magical. Like platform 9 and 3/4

Chloe: ok, whatever you say *walks into wall and gets teleported to the school*

Me: see, completely safe! *backflips inside*

Lily: *follows*

Kelsey: *runs into wall*

April: *does the same*

Emily: *stops puking and jumps in wall* why are we at school?

Me: because, you have to tell everyone that you like Peter Pan and tell them how ugly they are

Emily: WHAT?!

Student No. 1: what's Emily doing up there?

Me: Chloe, can you fetch my chainsaw?

Chloe: umm

Emily: fine.... *grabs microphone*

Me: go ahead

Emily: *swallows* I have a crush

Student No. 2: who?

Emily: Peter Pan. Oh and all of you guys are ugly.

Student No. 3: RUDE!

Emily: am I done?

Me: nope, not until I tell you to stop

Emily: damn. You guys also look the same and are a mirror image of the bottom of a troll's shoe

Students No. 1,2 & 3: BOOOOO *start to charge up to the stage with guns*

Me: OK ITS TIME TO STOP. TO THE WALL GLITTER FORCE!

-Everyone in the Glitter Force and me Jumps back through the wall-

Me: that was close

Chloe: no kidding, they almost killed Emily

Me: *starts laughing* yeah, that was funny. Now Kelsey, on that table there is hair dye

Kelsey: *gets the two bottles* who are these for?

Me: the pink is for Lily, go put it on

Lily: *sighs and dyes her hair*

((That's my original edit, it's Lily with neon pink hair, lie it?))

Lily(cont.): how does it look

Me: *takes picture* legit adorable bubblegum!

April: *takes the other bottle from Kelsey* puke green? Who is that for? Not me hopefully

Me: nah, you're lucky, it's for Emily.

April: *breathes a sigh of relief and hands the bottle to Emily*

Emily: *shudders and puts dye on*

Me: eew. I don't like that. But now, I have been saving the best dares for last. BUBBLEGUM LILY, COME HERE!

Lily: *walks over* *reads the dares on my phone* *fangirls*

Me: *grinning evilly* now 3...2...1

Me and Lily: BREEZE AND LUCKY KISS

Breezky: WHAT?!!!

Me: well your ship name is adorable

Lily: you're right. Breezky. Breeze key. Cool!

Kelsey: do we have to shove them together?

Me: *whispers to them* Kelsey and April on Emily, Lily and I on Chloe

April: got it.

-in places-

Kelsey: NOW!

-we shove them into a kiss-

-after a few minutes-

April: I have an idea, we need the water pool

Me: I like where this is going

Lily: on it *presses button and the pool opens in the floor*

Kelsey: *charges at Breezky and shoves them in the pool*

Emily: haven't I been tortured enough?

Me: well the final dare. The best as the last. Kelsey and April have a private date.

Kelsey: d-d-do you m-mind that April?

April: no, I don't *smiles*

Kelsey: *blushes*

((I've always pictured Kelsey sometimes getting nervous around April at certain times, also, anyone write good Kapril fanfics?))

Me: the restaurant is over there *points to entryway marked with big lights*

Kapril: *goes to the restaurant*

Me: now let's watch them through this camera I obviously set up

Emily: *sits next to Chloe on the couch*

Lily: *sits down*

Me: *also sits down*

-in the restaurant-

April: wow, who set up the feast? *sits down at the table*

Kelsey: agreed *sits next to her*

-after some eating and talking-

Kelsey: t-that was really f-fun

April: yep, I agree *kisses Kelsey*

Me: HOLY MUFFINS. KAPRIL RIGHT THERE

Emily: I AGREE THAT IS LEGIT LIFE!!!

Chloe: *clapping* they Finally kissed *cheers*

Lily: YAY!!!!

Me: look at a pic!!!! Also, Comment dares and questions, that's all for now, ✌️

Lily: should we tell them we stalked their date?

Emily: nah, not worth it