(A/N: Another plot (filler) chapter...)

Cass: Just give up Eli! Posting those flyers is not going to get us ask's and dares!

Eli: Well, I am tired of sitting around doing nothing. Things have been super boring around here. There is basically nothing to do, and no one my age to talk to.

Everest: What about Willow?

Eli: She hasn't come out of her room yet.

Sophie: Don't worry Eli. She is just being selfish with her time. She will come out when she's hungry.

Eli: Seriously? It's been 3 days. You aren't worried at all?

Sophie: Nope! I mean, it isn't like she is going through something traumatic. She is only 13 after all.

Eli: If you say so.

Eclipse: I still wonder why we have no asks or dares.

Coal: Oh come on! Isn't it obvious? This whole thing has been extremely girly. Author-Chan keeps forgetting that 50% of her audience is male.

Eli: Who's Author-Chan?

everyone except Eli: NO ONE!

Everest: So, what should we do about it?

Coal: Correction. What are the GUYS gonna do about it. We are kicking all females into their rooms for the day.

Sophie: I'm sorry... WHAT?!

Fern: You heard him. It will give us a chance to do something less girly. 

Cass: Ugh fine.

Ember: Not you.

Cass: Because I'm too ugly to be a girl, I know.

Ember: What? I was just gonna say that you could go outside, since you don't like being in one spot for too long. Geez.

Everest: (whisper sings) Can you feel the love tonight?

Ember: Excuse me?

Cass: IT'S NOTHING! (Punches Everest)

Everest: CALM DOWN! It was just a joke!

Cass: Whatever. (Goes outside)

Eclipse: Coal, you are in charge, but, if you do anything to ruin my reputation, I WILL OBLITERATE YOU!

Coal: Yeah yeah yeah. I know.

Eclispe: Good.

all the females: (leave)

Eli: So... now what?

Ember: I dunno.

Coal: (facepalms) We are going to go out egging tonight.

Watt: WHAT?!

Ember: Sounds good with me!

Watt: NO!

Coal: Let's vote then. All those in favor, say aye.

Fern: Aye

Eli: Aye

Ember: Aye

Coal: Aye

Coal: Four against one. We win.

Watt: (Dies inside)

Coal: Let's go tonight then. I'll drive.

Fern: But, you don't have a license.

Coal: What's your point?

Watt: Dude, IT IS ILLEGAL TO DRIVE WITHOUT ONE!

Coal: It is also illegal to egg people's houses, but we are still doing that. So, we should just become full blown criminals.

Watt: (bangs his head on a table)

Eli: This is gonna be awesome! 

(10:00 pm)

Coal: Let's go guys! (Jumps into car)

Ember: Where did you get a car?

Coal: I "borrowed" it.

Watt: Oh Arceus, save me.

Eli: THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL!

Fern: Quiet Eli! Coal, why is he so hyper?

Coal: I may have given him some coffee.

Fern: How much?

Coal: Just one or two, or five cups.

Fern: Oh geez. Why would you think that is a good idea?

Coal: We are breaking all the rules tonight, including the one about giving Eli caffeine. But, enough about that. Let's go egg some houses! (Looks around) Ummm... does anyone know how to start this thing?

Fern: I am pretty sure you turn the key that way, and then pull that lever thingy.

Coal: (Starts the car) Cool. Let's go then.

Watt: (Muffled screaming)

Coal: (Looks over) Ember, why is Watt tied up and gagged?

Ember: He was going to snitch on us to the girls, so I took some precautions.

Coal: Fair enough. Now, we can go! (Starts driving)

Fern: I think I'm gonna be sick if you don't stop swerving.

Coal: It's not my fault all of these people are so slow.

Ember: They are just doing the speed limit.

Coal: Whatever. (Swerves again)

Watt: (muffled screams)

Fern: Oh no. (Leans out of the window and pukes)

Ember: That just happened. Umm, you ok?

Fern: (pulls head back in) Yeah, I think I'm good now. Thanks.

Ember: No problem. I still think your annoying though.

Fern: Same here, bro.

Coal: We are here now.

Eli: Now what?

Coal: We just throw eggs at the house.

Eli: That's all?

Coal: NO! We also have to make sure no one catches us. Otherwise we could be arrested.

Watt: (groans)

Ember: Then let's get on with it! It has been awhile since I have had an adrenaline rush! (Throws egg)

Fern: (throws another egg, this one splattering on the window) not exactly sure how this is fun, but I guess it relieves stress? 

Coal: Less talking, more throwing guys.

Eli: I FEEL ALIVE! (Throws three in a row)

Everyone except Eli: QUIET!

Police Officer: Put you hands up!

Coal: Oh no.

Ember: How did the police know?

Watt: (gets the gag off of himself) You idiots picked the house right next to the police station!

Coal: Oops.

(11:30 pm. Inside the police station)

Coal: Man, Eclipse is gonna kill me.

Fern: I would say that she won't, but that would be a lie.

Coal: Gee, thanks.

Eli: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scream. I just got really excited.

Ember: It's ok dude.

Watt: (hyperventilating)

Coal: You ok?

Watt: Don't you see? I NOW HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD! NOW JOBS WILL TURN ME DOWN< AD I WONT BE ABLE TO GO TO COLLEGE AND I-

Ember: (Gags Watt again) Geez.

Cass: You guys are in here too?

Ember: Yeah. We were caught egging people. Why are you in here?

Cass: Well, since I am a 14 year old girl out alone at night, I ran into a creep. Don't worry, I taught him a lesson. But then someone called the cops and accused me of assualting him.

Ember: That is messed up.

Cass: Eh, I wouldn't change anything. at least that guy knows not to mess with me.

Police Officer: You guys aren't my problem anymore. (Let's them out and leaves)

Eclipse: (walks in) Coal, I am never letting you be in charge again.

Coal: ...

Fern: Ummm... ask or dare please. I don't think we can take anymore free styling.

(A/N: This was by far one of the hardest things I have ever had to write. Mainly because I have no idea was guys like, so I guessed. I hope it was good enough. Bye!)