The_lonley_kid Asks: so Ds Dream when are the kids coming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kiss the girl Ds Dream and marry her this ship must sail

To Ds Dream and Ink: what would you do is someone hurt your kids or your girlfriend's

Ask 1!

DS! Dream: *chokes on his coffee*

Me: 0-0

DS! Dream: *regains his composure* I swear why???? It's too early for that plus we can't get married yet!

DS! Blue: But I know you wanna *ship face intensifies*

DS! Dream: Blue I seriously won't hesitate to throw a chancla at you and beat you up like last time! >:(

DS! Blue: *backs away slowly*

Me: *literally doing maths in my head to avoid this*

Ask 2!

DS! Dream: I would kiss her any day but I won't marry her yet! Only when the time comes I will! Also I thought this ship was already sailing cause us two are a couple!

Me: It is sailing they just want to sail it more that's all!

DS! Dream: oh... okay!

Ask 3!

DS! Dream: I mean... If they do *left eye glows a dangerous shade of yellow*

DS! Ink: *speaks in a dangerous tone* We won't hesitate to attack them at all...

The Meme Squad and DS! Blue: *backs away slowly*

Me and Ash: 0-0

TYCHE--AreebaDazzle  Asks: To Everyone: I dare y'all to react to CountryHumans memes!

Me: Yas!

Shy: I have been summoned! *comes out of the portal and quickly closes it*

DS! Dream: What's CountryHumans?

Shy: It's a different universe which has some events which is is kind of something happened in our world a long time back and all since they are in history books and all! Plus they are humans but different countries!

DS! Cross: Sounds interesting!

Me: let's start with lighter ones! First meme!

https://youtu.be/x-tzSDoC3QQ

DS! Dream: The song is nice.

DS! Blue: Who are they?

Shy: Oh they are the different unions and all that keep peace between countries and whatnot!

The Meme Squad: They look cool!

After watching~

DS! Nightmare: I never knew that different countries were associated with them!

DS! Blue: Also there are like so may countries!

Me: I basically lost count of the countries lol

DS! Ink: This was pretty nice

Ash: I liked it!

Shy: Next meme!

https://youtu.be/vZTXnpN_WxA

After watching~

DS! Blue: was that Martial Law guy kissing Russia? xD

Shy: Yeah he was denying to Philippines hat he actually kissed him xD

DS! Dream: That Del Pilar guy exposed him good!

Me: Heyyy isn't Del the CountryHuman you are crushing o- ow! *got hit on the arm*

Shy: shush! 

DS! Blue: Yeah I am not gonna say anything which will get me killed ;-;

Ash: next meme!

https://youtu.be/yARaJbX8WDU

Meme Squad: Japan looks cute!!!!

DS! Ink: Is that South Korea?

Me: yep! and that's his brother North Korea!

DS! Dream: wait is that a nuke North Korea's holding?!

Me: More like a Nuclear Bomb ;-;

DS! Blue: Oh good China stopped North Korea from doing that!

DS! Cross: That was close tho! xD

Me: Now for the two serious memes!

https://youtu.be/lq2lE459Xm0

After watching~

Everyone except Shy, Me and Ash: ...

DS! Dream: I am concerned...

DS! Blue: Who was that in the background?

Shy: USSR!

Me: Okay next and last one!

https://youtu.be/wYfqYdx7B64

DS! Dream: Wait... is this a war?!

Me: World War II to be exact!

DS! Ink: Did... that guy just break the peace treaty with USSR?

Shy: That's Third Reich!

Ash: Or Nazi Germany!

After Watching~

Everyone except Shy, Me and Ash: *shooketh*

DS! blue: *legit calm that there was no violence*

Me: *thinks* I mean this is pretty much grade 7 history so I know about it lol

NeroLee__ Asks: I dare dream to active Ink's shock collar thingy

And I dare Amber to read the small message

I'm doing this for drama, so please do it.

Me: ummm... *reads the note a second time* what?!

Meanwhile In the dining room~

DS! Dream: What are you talking abo-?!

DS! Nightmare: hey Dream!

DS! Dream: Yeah?

DS! Nightmare: I found some sort of remote with a button!

DS! Dream: Any idea what it does?

DS! Nightmare: let's click it to find out! *click on the button*

In The Living room~

Ash: *sitting on the couch with Ink*

DS! Ink: *gets up to get something to drink when suddenly feels a sharp pain on his neck and starts to scream in pain and falls to the ground unconscious*

Ash: *quickly gets up and runs to Ink* Ink!!!

The Meme Squad including DS! Blue, DS! Dream and Me: *runs into the living room*

DS! Cross: What happened?!

Ash: I don't know he just screamed in agony and then just passed out! *puts one of Ink's arms around her shoulder and drags him to his room*

DS! Cross: *notices Nightmare holding something* Nightmare what's that?

DS! Nightmare: I don't know *shows it to Cross*

DS! Cross: *eyes widens and snatches it from Nightmare* Where did you get this?!

DS! Nightmare: I just found it somewhere on the ground plus I don't know what it does!

DS! Cross: But I thought he said he destroyed this!!! Oh god this activated the f***ing shock collar he has-

DS! Dream: Wait what shock collar?!

DS! Cross: *thinks* I said too much...

Me: ...