Day 1 of being Humans!

dat_derpy_potat_qwq Asks: howdy everybody! how are ya'll? hope you're doing well ^^;

also-

I dare Ds!Blue to say 3 pickup lines to Ds!Error XD

Me: Yo hi AP! Everyone is doing great! *sees the dare and smirks* Imma just yeet this dare to Blue then we can talk! *goes to Blue*

DS! Blue: *was in the living room dying of boredom*

Me: Yo Blue! You got a dare! *yeets the dare at him and runs*

DS! Blue: *manages to catch it and looks at it and smirks and gets up* This should be easy! *goes to find Error*

DS! Error: *was in the kitchen eating an apple*

DS! Blue: *sees Error and gets ready* Hey Error!

DS! Error: *nearly drops the apple and sees Blue* uhhh... yeah?

DS! Blue: Are you French? Because Eiffel for you~

DS! Error: *thinks* is he drunk or...? *literally just tries to walk away*

DS! Blue: I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art~

DS! Error: *was literally blushing yellow*

DS! Blue: Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot~

DS!  Error: *was a blushing mess and faints*

DS! Blue: *thinks* I think I broke him 0-0 *carries Error to the living room*

DS! Dream: *was watching the entire thing and walks away* what did I just witness?

Meanwhile~

AP: AmBeR YoU'rE TaLlER ThEN mE- rE- XDDD i'm 5'4 and i feel so tiny rn- XD

Me: -_- bruh I am basically 5'4 1/2 but i am making myself 5'5 just to not make myself even short xD

AP: :0 I can't believe you!?

DS! Dream: *literally crashes through the door to the hallway* You are 5'4 1/2?!

Me: oh crap! ;-;

DS! Dream: *hugs me* You are so tiny and adorable!!

Me: *blushes* Oi! I am not! *buries her face in embarrassment* you better not be telling anyone...

DS! Dream: Okay but I'm not promising anything *smirks*

Me: *dying inside*

AP: *le proud of herself*