Me: SUF (Steven Universe Future) NEW EPISODES ARE (Apparently) COMING OUT AT THE BEGINNING OF FEBRUARY!

White: oh no

Me: yes I wanna see what happened to my baby uwu

Volleyball: *staring at me concerned*

White: excuse me I'm like way older than you

Me: YOUR STILL ONE OF MT FAVOURITE CHARACTERS

Spinel: oh? Who's your favourite then?

Me: ok, Spinel. Gimme back my ship list or else you ain't my favourite character anymore.

Spinel: *fake gasp* I'm offended!

Me: YA BETTER BE

Blue: wormy boi

Yellow: what

Blue: THAT WORM THING

Me: tbh I'm not a big fan of the corrupted Steven theory, but I'm kinda sitting on the fence for this one:

Me: hold up- There's. A. Leak. For. That.

Pink: what's a fence

Me: something.

Spinel: I HOPE I'M NOT CORRUPTED

Me: well tough.

Also me: another leak I found on YouTube which is probably fake:

Also me: but then again if it was real (or IS real) then that'd be cool.

Yellow: is that a Lapis?

Pink: yes.

White: I wanna see me

Me: ok

White: no the other version

Me: oh

Pink: any theories?

Me: hmm. The cluster.

White: I hope not!

Me: OR MAYBE YOUR CORRUPTED

White: DO I LOOK CORRUPTED?

Me: WELL YES

Blue: well no she isn't because this was supposed to be the original one:

Me: LMAO WORMY BOI'S EYES

White: oh. What-

Volleyball: Hold up. How do you know.

Blue: magical

Yellow: don't say you've been using those human websites-

Me: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?

Yellow: idk I don't trust them

Pink: you don't trust anything-

Yellow: PINK.

Me: anyway that's all the 'real' leaks I could find, I hope you enjoyed.

Keep those asks and dares coming!