Spinel: oh, Stevie said he wasn't cheating on me, and said he never would. He even let me check everywhere in his house.

Me: well, what happened to Lapis?

Spinel: I went to kick her ass and told her not to mess with my boyfriend, and she said she has no idea what I'm talking about.

Me: lmao

Yellow: a Lapis? Blue, that's one of your gems!

Blue: I don't really care who Steven is dating, unless it's you, Yellow.

Pink: oh, trust me— Yellow ain't ever gonna date Steven.

Spinel: I hope not!

White: what is this? Who is most likely to date Steven?

Me: no, just Spinel wanting to check if Lapis was dating Steven.

Volleyball: Hasn't she got a Peridot?

Me: yeah, but Lapis told me she isn't ready to date Peridot yet.

Yellow: WHICH Peridot?

Me: why are- OH!

Also me: the one that called you a clod ;)

Yellow: I'm going to freakin poof that clod of a gem

Blue: you already did

Yellow: Oh? Oh yeah. Well, I'll shatter her then!

Yellow P: My Diamond, please calm down.

Me: exactly! Anyway, keep those asks and dares coming!