Sally: So when's the Easter Bunny coming?

Ben: The Easter Bunny is as real as author's crush-

Sally: Then he must be VERY real! Cuz Author's crush is-

Me: SALLY OMG THERE'S JELLYBEANS!!

Sally: WHERE?! *turns around*

Me: Not today

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Azriel: *flings a knife at Jeff*

Jeff: Yeet *jumps off couch*

Slender: What the fuck is 'yeet?!'

Ticci Maddy: SLENDER NO CUSSING

Jeff: LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Everyone: ...