You do know, this means war.

Hex: Say, Centy, my beloved daughter, what do you want to do tonight?
Centy: Well, currently I'm thinking about making some of Mabill fanfiction, stalking Will, plotting Mermando's dea-

Centy:....Actually, Mom, I think I'll do the same thing I do every time a dare comes on. TRY AND ASHAME BILL! GET MY EVIL THEME READY!

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Random vocals: Her names is Little Cents.
Yes, her name is Little Cents.
She may not be a genius,
But her mind makes no sense.
She's a purple shape.
She comes from the Mindscape.
She's dinky,
She's Centy the 3 eyed shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape.
Before each night is done,
She'll plan to embarrass Bill.
By the dawning of the sun,
She'll come in for the kill.
Her name is Little Cents.
Her name is Little Cents.
Best grab your popcorn
All you ladies and gents.
She'll prove her circle worth.
She'll overthrow the earth.
She's stinky,
She's Centy the purple shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape, shape-
Centy: NARF!

Centy: Now, As for Bill's deepest, shameful secret, well.... T H E R E ' S N O T H I N G W E D O N' T K N O W A B O U T B I L L... But, just for you guys, I'll be glad to share some secrets for you! *Grabs big book called "Bill's secrets"* So, without further ado-
Bill: OH NO YOU DON'T! *Ties up Little Cents* I'm not letting you go and tell our audience my secrets.
Centy: Well, this is a dare, so....*Snaps fingers, gets untied* Yeah I do.
(If you get my reference of the next few lines, We can talk about how old we feel some time soon)
Bill: *Pulls out a six shooter* OH NO YOU AIN'T!
Centy: *Pulls out a 7 shooter* OH YEAH I AM!
Bill: *Pulls out an 8 shooter* OOHH NO YOU AIN'T!
Centy: *Pulls out a 9 shooter* OH YES  I AM!
Bill: *Pulls out a 10 shooter* OOOOOOOHHHHHHH NO YOU AIN'T!
Centy: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES I AM! *Pulls out pea shooter, hits Bill in the eye*
Bill: Oh yeah!? If you share my secrets, *Pulls out book called "Centy's secrets"* IT'S ONLY FAIR I RETURN THE FAVOR!
Centy: Oh. Oh, fine then. I'm putting down the book...*Starts laying down book* I'm putting the bo- *Picks book, flips through pages* BILL'S SECRET NUMBER ONE: BILL KNOWS A CUTE DANCE KNOWN AS THE WORMY DANCE WHERE HE DRESSES UP AS A NEURAX WORM AND SINGS A SONG ABOUT CRAWLING AROUND!
Bill: *Takes other book and flips through pages* CENTY'S SECRET NUMBER ONE: CENTY FELL IN LOVE WITH THE DEATH STAR FROM STAR WARS AND GOT DEPRESSED FOR 12 WEEKS AFTER THE DEATH STAR EXPLODED!
Centy: SECRET NUMBER 20: BILL HATES HOW ABNORMAL HE IS AND WISHES TO BE A NORMAL!
Bill: SECRET NUMBER 57: CENTY IS EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE FACT SHE ONCE KISSED A BARBER NAMED FRED!
Centy: SECRET NUMBER 78: BILL HATES SQUARES BECAUSE HE ENVY'S TAD AND HIS HIGHER INTELLECT!
Bill: SECRET NUMBER 92: CENTY IS ASHAMED OF THE FACT SHE'S REALLY OVERPROTECTIVE TO ME AT TIMES!
*34 hours of secrets later*
Centy: Bill....once wore...Time Baby's....diaper....*Passes out from exhaustion*
Bill: Centy....only loves.....some of her....plush diseases....*Passes out from exhaustion as well*
Centy: This isn't over, you hear? I still have one dare to do....*Snaps fingers, disappears*
Bill: What does she mean by tha- *Checks dare, turns red with anger* Oh...she does realize this means war. *Snaps fingers, disappears*

*Some minutes later*
Centy: *Comes back with Mabel in a cage* Alright Bill! It's time for the dare!
Bill: *Comes back with A watchdog (That's some eyeball creature with the body of human and a big eyeball for a head) in a cage* Good! Because it's also time for my end of the dare!
Centy: *Points at Bill* HE MADE ME TRAP YOU IN HERE!
Bill: *Points at Cents* SHE MADE ME TRAP YOU IN HERE!
Mabel: B-Bill?
Watchdog Tim: C-Cents?
Mabel and Tim: *Crying* I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIIIAAAAAALLLLL!
Bill and Centy: GAH! MY PET, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Mabel and Tim: *Mabel grabs a grappling hook, Tim grabs a laser gun* SHUT UP! I'M NOT YOUR PET!
Bill and Centy: I CAN EXPLAIN! *Gets shot, screams in pain, Snaps fingers, Mabel and Tim disappear, Lays on floor*
Centy: I think...we need to call a truce.
Bill: Agreed.
Both: Shake on it. *Shakes hands, gets electrocuted by joy buzzer* OW! HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD A JOY BUZZER IN MY HAND!?

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