HAHAHAHAH! WHY HELLO AGAIN!

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*The picture of the worm they talk about later is right up there*

*Cents comes out of her room*

Tad: Ah, Cents. What was that thing that you went to your room for?

Cents: Nothing much. Just an order for a some power-removing chains.

Tad: What, wha-

Cents: ANYHOO, what's the question of the day?

Tad: Actually, it's a dare.

Cents: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! WHAT IS IT!? LET ME SEE! *Looks at dare* OOOOOOOHOHOHOOOOOOOOO! BILL~!

Bill: WHAT IS IT, CENTS!?

Cents: Take a look at the dare!

Bill: Ugh, it better not be about love- *Looks at dare* NOPENOPENOPENONONONONONONO

Tad: Calm down, Bill. Anyways, we don't have a lamb costume that fits Bill, nor is there any lamb costume to fit Bill.

Bill: OH, THANK SATAN!

Tad: However, there is a worm costume that fits Bill.

Bill: Wait-what!?

Cents: Oh, Bill. You didn't forget about your wormy dance, did you?

Bill: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE WORMY DANCE.

Hex: *Pops out of nowhere* Oh, the Wormy dance! Ah, I remember that.  Bill used to dress up in a worm costume and sing a song about crawling in the ground.

Bill: OK, THEY GET IT!

Cents: So...*Pulls out worm costume* START DANCING!

Bill: NO! *Runs off*

Cents: COME BACK HERE, YOU COWARD!

Tad: I'll get Morse to install a camera.

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*Later*

Morse: Alright, I got the camera hidden in the walls.

Tad: Thanks, dad.

Morse: You're welcome. *Floats off*

Tad: Now to record this thing. *Hits remote*

Cents: I GOT EM! *Pulls Bill in*

Bill: *Wearing the worm costume* Why me....?

Cents: Just start dancing.

Bill: Fine. *Cough, starts dancing* WELLLLLL, WHO WANTS A WORMY WORMY WORMY? I DO! I DO! SO GO UP AND GREET YOUR MAMMY MAMMY MAMMY. HI THERE! HI THERE! SO CRAWL CRAWL CRAWL UNDER THE DAISIESSSSS! DON'T DON'T DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT THE BABYYYYYYY! *Weird touch cheek thing*

Cents: OK! *Hits remote, camera stops recording* LET'S GO! *Rips camera out of wall, starts running towards computer*

Bill: OH NO YOU DON'T! *Takes out hammer, tries to crush Cents*

Cents: TAD TAD TAD! TAKE IT! *Throws camera to Tad*

Tad: I GOT IT! I GOT IT! *Gets caught in chains* Oh, come on!*Throws camera to Hex*

Hex: I GOT THIS ONE! NOW I GOT IT! *Gets caught in a bear trap* OOOOOWWWWWW!

Bill: Ha! *Grabs camera* None of you are getting this camera-

Morse: *Teleports camera into hands, plugs camera into computer, video uploads*

Bill:....I hate you, dad.

Cents: *Run towards computer* COME ON! COME ON! SEND ALL! *Sends video to all*

Bill: WHY....YOU...LITTLE....

Cents: Ha ha! Yes! I sent it! *Gets grabbed by Bill* Uh oh. Something tells me I'm not gonna like what's gonna happen next.

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Hectorgon: Now if we just send a few more eyebat squadrons to the east part of town, then we should have a 61.8% chance of catching 83% of the population-

Kryptos: Forget it, Hectorgon. There won't be any more weirdmaggedons. We're stuck here in the Nightmare Realm for all of eternity. We're done for.

Hectorgon: Now now, Kryptos. I'm sure we'll find someway out of this boring old realm-

*Pyronica bursts through the door*

Pyronica: Guys, I got some weird video from someone named "Cents".

Kryptos: OH! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? PLAY IT! HECTORGON, YOU'RE WATCHING THIS WITH ME!

Hectorgon: Ugh, whatever.

Pyronica: Oh yeah, I also invited all the other Henchmaniacs too.

Hectorgon: Wait-what!?

*The Henchmaniacs burst through the door*

Henchmaniacs: Wooo.

Hectorgon: You guys are still depressed about the failed weirdmaggedon attempt?

Teeth: What does it look like, smart guy?

Hectorgon: Ugh. Pyronica, just play the video.

Pyronica: Alright then. *Puts video on some movie player*

*Bill's Wormy dance video plays*

Video: WELLLLL, WHO WANTS A WORMY WORMY WORMY? I DO! I DO!

Teeth: Hey, wait. Isn't that master Bill?

Hectorgon: What the- How is he alive?!

Kryptos: Pff. I don't know, but this is hilarious! Ahaha!

8 Ball: I know! It's funny to see Bill in that worm costume!

Hectorgon: Guys, I don't think it's wise to laugh at Bill.

Pyronica: But Bill isn't here, is he? Besides, he just looks so HILARIOUS IN THE DANG WORM COSTUME! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Henchmaniacs: *Cue laughter*

Hectorgon:...Whatever. *Floats off*

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Time police officer: Great Time Baby, the time police have received a transition about Bill Cipher from someone named "Cents".

Time Baby: *Wakes up from nap* WHAT!? A VIDEO ABOUT ONE OF OUR MOST WANTED CRIMINALS!? WELL, SHOW IT ALREADY!

*Video plays on a big screen*

Video: WELLLLL, WHO WANTS A WORMY WORMY WORMY? I DO! I DO!

Time Baby: *Looks at the video unimpressed*...Do I look like a joke to you?

Time police officer: W-What?! No, Great Time Baby! I had no idea it was going to be this nonsense!

Time Baby: I could've just watched this when I'm bored. I'm a Time Baby. You wasted my time. Now I waste you.

*Time Baby zaps Time police officer with red death rays*

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Mabel: Dipper! I got a video message from someone named "Cents"! Let's watch it!

Dipper: Are you sure about this, Mabel? Remember last time we got a message from someone who had a strange name?

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*FLAHBACK*

Dipper: OH MY GOSH, MABEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN THIS STORY!?

Mabel: I DON'T KNOW! WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM EARLIER IN THE STORY?!

Dipper: I DON'T KNOW! WHY IS THIS STORY ON A PUBILC WEBSITE!?

Mabel: I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A STORY ABOUT YOU GOING TO TACO BELL!!!!!

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Mabel: Ok, last time was life scarring, but I know for sure this time, it won't be about bathrooms! Besides, what's the worse that could come from a person named "Cents"?

Dipper: I still got a bad feeling about this...

*Bill's Wormy dance video plays*

Video: WELLLLL, WHO WANTS A WORMY WORMY WORMY? I DO! I DO!

Dipper: Is that...Bill?

Mabel: AWWW! AND HE'S DOING A CUTE WORM DANCE!

Dipper:...PFFF, HAHAHA! OH! THIS IS HILARIOUS! He looks so stupid!

Mabel: I know! Bill looks so cute in that worm costume.

Dipper: WAIT- WHAT!?

Mabel: *Starts blushing* UH...I MEAN... *Makes a weird face and makes a weird man voice*  Yeah! He looks super stupid!

Dipper:...Okay, then. Well, I'm saving this video.

*Dipper saves the video*

Mabel: Yeah...sure.

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Cents: And that was the dare! It admit, it was worth it having Bill doing the Wormy Dance again! Now, if you excuse me...
*Cents suddenly wrapped up in a bunch of bandages and several injuries*
Cents: I got to go to the nearest hospital...
*Cents starts limping her way towards a hospital*