Pranksters and gangsters
Bill: Alright! It's been along time since I caused some chaos. Well, wish me luck!
*7 minutes*
Bill: *Comes back on fire and covered in scars*
Centy: BILLY! HOW'D IT GO?
Bill: Old crescent found out what I was up to immediately and....well, it wasn't pretty after that.
Centy: Pff. Amateur. Here, I'll go prank Crescent for you.
*Many prank attempts later*
All: *Comes back brutally injured and covered in bandages*
Tad: Why are suddenly so bad at this?
Hex: I know! Maybe we should prank someone else.
Morse: Impossible. There is no one gullible and stupid enough to fall for our pranks.
Bill:.....No....there is one person who's that stupid.
Centy: Admin?
Bill: No. All of our askers are incredibly smart and prank proof. Except one...
*Back in the dumpster at hell*
Swe9tyNE26: Ok.... I managed to get a scorpion tail and unpick the lock on the trash can. Then I made it through the flood of scorpions and managed to have them make a pile to climb out of that stupid space. I also believe I'm a scorpion whisperer now. Well, at least I'm home. I can enjoy my sweaty procedures. *Eyes pop out of head, Looks at DVDs of Steven Spielberg cartoons, which are covered in bubble gum* MY CARTOON DVDS.....COOVERED IN BUBBLE GUM!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH! *Weird cracking noise, sniff, Eyes pop out of head again, looks at collection of Plague Inc. Plague types* MY COLLECTION OF RARE, INCURABLE, DISEASES.....VIOLATED! NOOOOOOOOOOO! *Looks at Doctor Who merchandise* My Doctor Who merchandise.....PAINTED LIKE GEESTER EGGS! AHHHHHHHHH!....Wait, what's this? *Picks up note*
*Meanwhile, Trash can robot is watching some documentaries, Swe9tyNE26 breaks down door*
Trash can robot: OH, MASTER! HAI! *Gets whacked with an axe* OW! WHAT DID I DO!?
Swe9tyNE26: You destroyed my cartoon DVDs, vandalized my Doctor Who Merch, and got rid of my diseases!
Trash Can Robot: WHAT!? I NEVER EVEN NOTICED YOUR TRASH! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, MASTER!
Swe9tyNE26: OH YEAH!? EXPLAIN THIS! *Gives TCR a note*
Note: Dear Sweaty, Enjoy your new stuff, idiot! Hate, The Cip-I mean Trash Can Robot.
TCR: YOU REALLY THINK I DID ALL THAT!? I'M KNOCKING SOME SENSE INTO YOU! *Blasts laser*
Swe9tyNE26: FINE THEN! BRING IT! *Hits with axe*
Both: *Exchanges blows*
*Back at Bill's house, The Ciphers are watching the whole thing on TV*
Tad: Do you think we should tell Swe9ty and Trash Can we pranked them?
Bill: Hmm.....Nah.
Centy: I'm putting 10 bucks on that they go on forever.
Morse: It's on.
Hex: I just love a happy ending.
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