Little Cents:...........
Hex Goner: Honey, are you ok?
Centy: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hex: Why? What's wrong? *Reads dare* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Both: *Slumps on the floor*
Centy: I can't do this....Bill will be heartbroken....My ship will sink....plus, Will is boring.
Hex:I-I know it hurts....just try and brave through....whilst your ship sinks into oblivion.
Centy: O-ok....*Hope on inter-dimensional bus*
Hex: *Slumps back on the floor, crying while mumbling about "Mabill" and "My OTP"*

*MEANWHILE IN THE REVERSE DIMENSION*
Will Cipher: *Busy crying on the floor*
Centy: *blandly* Hello...it is I....Little Cents....
Will: Cousin? What do you want? Do you see I'm busy trying to fall asleep?
Centy:...Well....congratulations....you won "the game of Mabel". *Weak jazz hands* yaayyyyy.....now you get to see Mabel Pines in person.
Will: M-M-MABEL!? YOU MEAN BY CRUEL, CRUEL MASTER WITH HER DEADLY WEAPONS!? AND HER COLD, COLD HEART AND *Holds Centy* DON'T LET HER GET ME! NOOOOOO!
Centy: I'm not making you see your stupid master, Mabel Gleeful. I'm making you see someone else. Reluctantly.
Will: *Gross sobs* N-no. *Continues to make gross sobs while saying "No" along the way until Centy drops him in The Mystery Shack*

*BACK IN BILL'S HOUSE*
Centy: Bill, come here, please.
Bill Cipher: What is it now, circle girl? You look like you've been through some heartbreaking story. Did Mr. Death Star explode again?
Centy: J-Just watch....Watch and we can get this over with...*Turns on TV*
*AT DIPPER AND MABEL'S ROOM*
Will: W-where am I? Is this Gideon's room? I thought I was done possessing him...I didn't even like it.
Mabel: *Heading up stairs* LALALALA! GOING UP STAIRS TO PREPARE FOR SLEEPOVER~!
Will: Sleepover? Wait...Is that? But she would never have a sleepover.
Mabel: *Opens door* BILL!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Will: * "Courage the cowardly dog" like scream (WHY AM I SUDDENLY ADDICTED TO THAT SHOW!? STUPID DOG! YOU MAKE ME REFERENCE THINGS NO ONE ELSE WOULD UNDERSTAND! BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOG!)*
Mabel: And why are you suddenly all screamy? And all blue?
Will: P-please don't hurt me....
Mabel: And...why are you suddenly like this?
Will: G-go away, please.
*A few minutes later*
Mabel: Bill, what's going on?
Will: My name's Will, and Will isn't here. He's in top hat town...
Mabel: *Thinking* I don't know why Bill's so sad. He may be a killer dream demon, but he should at least cheer up.
*starts talking* Hey, Bill, You want a "Feel Better Sweater"?
Will: I-I guess so...But I don't understand why you would do it for m-
Mabel: DONE! *Hands Will a yellow sweater with a smiling face on it*
Will: W-wow. Thanks, Ms. Mabel. This is the kindest thing you ever did for me...
Mabel: Your welcome....Wait, why did I feel like I lost some of my hair?

*Back at the couch in Bill's house*
Centy: *Wiping tears from eyes while eating ice cream* W-why...? Why must my ship end like this? Bill? How are you hanging in there? *Sees Bill hiding inside his top hat* Bill?
Bill: Bill isn't here. He's in top hat town.
Centy: A-are you crying?
Bill: ME!? CRYING!? I'M NOT C-CRYING! Y-YOU'RE CRYING!
Centy: YES I AM, BUT I KNOW YOU ARE TOO!....Look, Bill, I know it seems tough, but Mabel will get over Will.
Bill: Yeah right. I know she's already falling for Will already. I just have to face it. I'll just grow up to be like Toby Determined... I'll go apply for the news job.
Centy:...Fine...But...Just have some Smile Dip to cheer you up. *Hands Bill Smile Dip*
Bill: *Takes Smile Dip* T-Thanks, Centy....*Eats Smile Dip, spits it out* WAIT, IS THERE HAIR IN HERE!? Wait...*Eats some hair* IS THIS MABEL'S HAIR!?!?!?! *Glares at Centy*
Centy: *Is holding a pair of scissors behind back*...Wha...? No.....I totally didn't go out and cut Mabel's hair and put it in your Smile Dip to cheer you up. Heheheh.....WOAH! LOOK AT THE TIME! I GOTTA GO! *Pulls lever, Drops into the Secret Lab, where she then cries next to her collection of Mabill stories*