Bill: Unless you haven't heard, a big recent failure of mine is being erased in the mind of that STUPID CON MAN, STANLEY PINES! HOW COULD I HAVE FALLEN FOR THAT TRAP ANYWAYS!?!?!?! *Smacks head on the ground* I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE HAD FIVE FINGERS!

Tad: A big failure of mine was a recent plan of trying to take over the world. Apparently, the disks I created that were made in my image soon fell out of style by mortals. Those "Floppy disks", as the mortals called them, were originally my plan to transfer my influence across Earth and eventually get the humans to create a portal from the Nightmare Realm to Earth. But then the Floppy Disks got replaced by fancy DVDs and Walkmen. What was wrong with Floppy Disks? Not flashy enough for you?

Centy: A recent failure of mine was the Golden Record. A few years ago, I got a few scientists over at NASA to make a golden record. It was suppose to invite some other beings from a few other planets to earth so that they can wreck havoc on it, But count Aperture Laboratories to send some robotic spheres up in space and have said spheres bump into a rocket and make it go off course. The record then landed on some planet people call "The Hiveworld", and the aliens there soon destroyed the record with their second pair of teeth on their tongues. Stupid Xenomorphs, running my plans.

Hex: One day I woke up and said "Hey! I should try and make people feel less nerdy and bland!" So then I made Smile Dip, The candy that makes you hallucinate colors! I sold my Smile Dip everywhere I could, and...let's just say every police force that ever existed weren't happy with the idea of making people go crazy by overdosing some sparkling dust.

Morse: Much like Tad's plan, My plan included spreading my Influence across the mortals on Earth. I and other shape demons cooperated to make market a game humans call "Tetris". It worked for a while, but then an Italian plumber came along and knocked us out of the charts. As for the prank, I may not be used to inane and childish behavior, but I do know one method of setting my wife up for a prank. *Gets out megaphone* HEX! SOMEONE DESTROYED THE COMPUTER!
Hex: *Runs down* NO! MY BLACKMAIL COLLECTION!
Morse: *Pulls lever, trapdoor is revealed under Hex* Gotcha!
Hex:...Heheh! It's nice to see you getting out of the nerdy mood for once! But still. *Falls down* AHHHHHHHHH!
*Splash*
Morse: She'll be fine.
Hex: *Comes back up covered in gross squid monsters* Why do we even have that lever? Ok, My turn!
Morse: Eh?
Hex: *Sticks Gross squid monster on Morse*
Morse: OW! IT'S TENTACLES FEEL LIKE LIGHTNING BILTS! OW! THIS HURTS REAL BAD!
Hex: One does not simply prank Hex Goner without being hit back.