Crappy cousins
*RING A DING DING DONG DING*
Tad Strange: I'll get it. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Princess__of__Hell : Hey there! I have a dare for the WHOLE family. I dare you all to meet your cousins which I suppose are known as the Reverse Cipher family...? I hope you'll all have a good time! Not. *Hangs up*
Tad: Well guys, I guess we're having a family reunion.
Little Cents: OH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
Tad:...We're visiting our reverse cousins.
Centy:...Nope. *Walks away while saying 'Nope' before being grabbed by Tad*
Bill Cipher: *Sighs* Do we really have to? I mean, cmon, you know you hate them as much as I do.
Tad: Yes. Yes you do have to meet your cousins. And yes, I hate them too. *Grabs Bill and Centy and throws them on the inter-dimensional bus*
Morse: *Is dragging Hex Goner* Hex, You're being inane.
Hex Goner: *Hissing sounds while grabbing the floor*
*Later*
Will Cipher: *On the floor crying* I wish I was as free spirited as you, Bill. My masters are so cruel....the chains are so cold. So, so cold.
Bill: Sheesh, what a cry baby. *Drops some deer teeth on Will* Go on, have some deer teeth! It'll cheer you up! Ahahahaha....It's not as good when they don't scream.
Lad Strange: OH! OH! WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THIS? SAY, THAT TIE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU! WAIT, I'M WEARING IT TOO! OH MY GOSH, WE'RE ON FIRE! OH! WHERE'D YOU GET IT? OH! LOOK AT THAT SHINY THING!
Tad: *thinking* Oh my Satan, why so I have such a stupid cousin?
Centy: So...Grittle, you think I can have some of those cookies you make? I mean, just one.
Grittle Cents: Sure, just, just touch...the...stick with the buttons...*Falls Asleep*
Little Cents: Uh...Grittle? Grittle? Wake up. Wake up. WAKE UP. WAKE UP! WAKE UP YOU SPHERICAL PIECE OF-
Horse Kode: And here we have my collection of pony skulls! I love myself some pony parts. I also have pony hearts, pony brains, pony teeth, pony legs-
Morse Kode: I see, but could you do something productive with them? Other then keep them like trophies.
Horse Kode: NO! They're my precious....Along with my pony DVDs, my pony CDs, my pony heads, my-
Morse: *Thinking* Satan, I despise my cousins.
Lex Goner: So then my co-worker got up and got a cup of coffee and then he sat back down and Then my other co-worker got up and asked me for a pen. I gave him the aforementioned pen and he walked back to his desk. I then got back to typing my taxes and...
Hex Goner: *whispers*.....Is this what it's like to be bored to death?
*Later*
Bill: Well, that was disaster.
Morse: You would not believe how overprotective my cousin is with his collection of horses.
Hex: at least you two did something interesting.
Tad: Interesting wouldn't be the word I'd look for if I would describe my cousin.
Centy: I didn't even get a cookie. I was too busy trying to make my way through the trash that was piled up everywhere my cousin went.
All: Oy, cousins. We hate em.
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