Tad: Um..Bill?
Bill: Ugh, What is it now, Tad?
Tad: *Throws some deer teeth in the air* DEER TEETH! FOR YOU, BROTHER!
Bill: Heheheh. Nice to see you're getting into the mood, Tad- *Gets stuffed in a bag* WHAT THE!? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!? Oh...I see! One minute, just throw some teeth into the air, next minute, stuff me in a sack. You guys are great people, ya know that?
Centy: Oh pip down. It's gonna get a lot better for you soon.
Bill: What do you mean by that!?
Centy: Lets just say....You'll be "busy" going out "Stargazing". Eh? Eh?
Bill: No, I don't get it.

*ONE RIDE ON THE INTER-DIMENSIONAL BUS LATER*
Mabel: *Busy in the kitchen making some Mabel juice, Singing the Gravity Falls theme* Now lets see...what can I do to make Mabel Juice more....Mabel? Extra dinosaurs, More sparkles, some motivational cat posters-
Centy: A hint of love.
Mabel: *oblivious to the fact Centy is even there* Yes, a hint of love would do nicely, but where would I find that?
Centy: Right here!
Mabel: *Looks towards Centy* OH MY GOSH! THE PLATES HAVE COME TO LIFE! AHHHHHHH!
Centy: Yeesh kid, relax. I'm just Bill's sister, Little Cents! You can call me Centy.
Mabel: Bill's sister? Huh, I always thought Bill was raised by some rabid bats or something like that.
Centy: Anyways, I heard you were looking for love, so, HERE IT IS! *Tosses Mabel the bag with Bill in it* I hope you like some nachos with your Mabel Juice. AHUHUHUHU! *Disappears*
Mabel: Wait, I don't think love is nachos, but oh well! Let's see what's in this bag, eh? *Opens bag, grabs Bill*
Bill: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!? I DEMAND TO KNOW! I HAVE RIGHTS! I'M A BEING OF PURE ENERGY WITH NO- *Finds Mabel, Whole body turns red* eep!
Mabel: Oh, hey Bill! How's that "Feel Better" Sweater going for you?
Bill: *Just stays in Mabel's hand, frozen*
Mabel: Uh, Bill? Bill? *Pokes Bill* Bill?

*Meanwhile, In Bill's house, Tad and Centy is watching the whole thing on a TV*
Tad: Do you think Bill is feeling better?
Centy: I can tell right now he's feeling embarrassed, but I can't tell if he's feeling any better.
Tad: I know. He likes Mabel, but he's too scared to tell her anything.
Centy: I know. He just needs a little push.
Tad: Yes....just a push... *IDEA* CENTY! ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING!?
Centy: I think so, Tad, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summer time.
Tad: No, Centy. I say Bill should spend a few minutes in heaven with Mabel...
Centy: Do you really think 7 minutes is enough time? And also, I want to see what's going on inside that closet.
Tad: No, which is why we'll let them out whenever we want to, and also why we lock them in a certain photo booth.
Centy: NARF! THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA!

*Back at the house*
Mabel: HERE BILL! HAVE SOME MABEL JUICE! *Gives Bill a cup of Mabel juice*
Bill: G-gee, thanks Mabel.
Mabel: No probs, Bill. *Random photo booth falls from the sky* HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES!
Bill: Huh. Wonder what a photo booth is doing out here.
Tad: SURPRISE!
Centy: ZOORT!
*Tad and Centy push Bill and Mabel into the photo booth*
Mabel: WHAT THE- WHAT'S GOING ON!?
*Metal doors close the photo booth*
Bill: CENTY! TAD! LET US OUT OF HERE!
Centy: SORRY, BUT WE SAVED A SPOT IN HEAVEN JUST FOR YOU TWO! HAVE A FUN FEW MINUTES!
Mabel: Is your family always like this?
Bill: Sad but true. Luckily, I have powers to help us get out of this problem. *Snaps fingers, Nothing happens. Snaps fingers a bunch of times, nothing happens* Oh.....they magic proofed this place.

*A few minutes later*
Mabel: UGH! WHY CAN'T YOUR FAMILY JUST LET US OUT OF HERE!?
Bill: I don't know. My family is a bunch of weirdos....Say..Mabel, What do you look for in a guy?
Mabel: Well, when I first came into Gravity Falls, I was a simple girl. I just looked for just a random handsome, suave, hot guy who had muscles and facial hair.
Bill: Oh...ok then. Sorry if that question was-
Mabel: But after having a crush on a child psycho, some gnomes, and some one eyed robot whose only speech included growling, I realized there are more to guys than just looks. Their's also what's inside too!
Bill:.....So what do you look for in a guy now?
Mabel: I don't know...maybe humor, energy, some wackiness as well. Maybe someone like You.....calyptus trees! Yeah, I just love Eucalyptus Trees! *Starts blushing* So..umm...what do you look for in a girl?
Bill: I look for someone who looks for the crazy in life. Someone who accepts their silly nature. Someone who jokes around. In fact, I often find myself looking at yo- *Covers eye, which also act as a mouth, and starts blushing as well*
Mabel: Soo....want to play a game?
Bill: Sure....? Nothing we can really do in here, though.
Mabel: TRUTH OR DARE OR DO- *Covers mouth, blushes more*
Bill: Sure...Truth.
Mabel: Do you...like someone~?

*Meanwhile outside*
Centy: Oh yeah....Tad, start getting the camera ready. I have a good feeling now....
Tad: I'll go get more popcorn.

*Back inside*
Bill: *Blushing like crazy* Uh...no one, I'm an energy demon who has no weakness, why would I have a crush?
Mabel: Uh oh~. Some ones blushing~.
Bill: Uh...There was this one person....she was called.... Lalabel?
Mabel: That sounded like a question.
Bill: What are you? A time cop? Fine...*blushes like you would not believe* It starts with a M and ends with a L.
Mabel: Starts with an M and ends with an L...?
Bill: Yeah....she's even among us....
Mabel: But we're the only ones here, unless....*Blushes even more* O-oh! W-w-well, that's...nice.
Bill: Y-yeah...Um...Isn't it my turn?
Mabel: Yeah...it is...Dare? *Thinking* NO! MABEL! WHY!?!??!?
Bill: Ummm *Body turns insanely dark red* No, never mind.
Mabel: What? What's going on?! Tell me!
Bill: I was just gonna dare you to, once we get out of here, kiss the person you like the most that isn't family, but- *Sudden kiss from Mabel, Turns more red than it should be possible before kissing back (It works by putting his eyelids into a lip shape)*
Mabel: *Also turns more red than humanly possible*
Both: *Realize what's going on, pulls back with EXTREMELY red faces*
Bill:Uhhh...
Mabel: *Little weird sounds*
*Sudden upbeat music, metal doors get pulled up*
Centy: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DID IT! WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU! *Confetti and sparkles everywhere*
Tad: THREE CHEERS FOR THE NEW COUPLE!
Centy and Tad: HIP HIP....! HIP HIP....! HUZZAH! *Does that weird arm in arm dance while upbeat music keeps playing*
Bill:....I'll give you anything if we pretend this never happens.
Mabel:...I'll pretend  for free.
Centy: HA! FAT CHANCE OF THAT! *Grabs the photos* WE HACKED INTO THE CAMERAS! AND WE GOT A FEW PHOTOS TOO! I'M NEVER THROWING THIS OUT! *Squealing while jumping all over the place*
Tad: I'm usually not one for reactions like that to moments like these, but...*squeals before fainting*
Bill: *Body shatters like glass, falling on the floor before arms hiding in hat* NEVER. SPEAK OF THIS. AGAIN.
Mabel: *Hides in sweater* NEVER. EVER.