1, 2, Swe9ty's coming for you
(Sorry for the late update this time)
Cents: OH YEAH! LET'S DO THIS! *Grabs a bunch of pink paint and pours it into a truck, also grabs a bunch of hair balding shampoo and pours it into a truck*
Tad: Are you sure, Cents? It seems as if every time we try to pull a prank, we fail for some reason.
Cents: Well, maybe it'll work this time! *Gets in the truck* Get in the truck, Bill.
Bill: Tad's right. Every time we try to prank someone, it backfires on us. But why?
Bill: WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT! I don't get it. We were always SO good at making pranks, and yet ever since we started this stupid ask blog, Swe9tyNE26 was the only person who could fall for our pranks. As for the second and third question, it's because that stupid nerd made out of sweat is the only one STUPID enough to fall for pranks ever since.....but not today. We're avoiding that stupid nerd, going straight to Princess__of__Hell's house, and dumping this stuff on it! *Gets in the truck* DRIVE, CENTS! DRIVE!
Cents: WOOOOOOHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
*Later, in the pits of hell*
Bill: *In the truck with Cents* You know, I think it would actually be refreshing to prank someone other than that stupid nerd.
Cents: Yeah...though, I can't help but feel this unnerving feeling about this. Why hasn't any hellfire come to burn us yet?
Tad: *Transmitting voice through some sound system* Bill, Cents, I'm detecting some...strange, large vehicle coming towards your way.
Cents:...Oh...that's what he had planned.
Bill and Tad: He?
*Box of TNT hits the truck*
Bill: WHAT THE!? WHAT'S GOING ON!? *Checks rear view mirror, sees...whatever this thing is coming towards them with Swe9tyNE26 and Trash Can Robot inside it*
Swe9tyNE26: CIPHERS! STOP THIS NOW!
Bill: What the!? Why is that stupid nerd following us with that...whatever the monstrosity is!?
Cents: I DON'T KNOW! I KNEW HE WAS GIING TO TRY TO STOP US, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY!
Bill: Maybe he wants revenge?!
Centy: Or maybe he even likes our pranks!
Bill: I DON'T FRICKEN KNOW! JUST DRIVE!
*Meanwhile in the monstrosity*
Trash Can Robot: MAASTERRRRR! WHY! THEY AREN'T TARGETING YOU! WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS!?
Swe9tyNE26: BECAUSE IF THAT PRANK GOES THROUGH, I'D HAVE TO CONTROL SOMEONES EMOTIONS!
Trash Can Robot: WHAT!? DAFUQ YOU MEAN BY THAT!?
Swe9ty: IF THEY SUCEED IN THAT PRANK, I'D HAVE TO CONTROL SOME OTHER HUMAN'S EMOTIONS IN THE STORY. I CAN'T JUST FORCE SOMEONE I BARELY EVEN KNOW TO FEEL SOMETHING! I'LL GET THIER EMOTIONS AND REACTIONS WRONG! AND THEN I'M HATED EVEN MORE THEN I ALREADY AM! THAT'S WHY I'M TAKING THINGS INTO MY OWN HANDS!
Trash Can Robot: Really!? That's it!? You're attacking people just so you don't have to face your insecurities!?
Swe9ty: YES! That, and pranks make me feel noticed.
*In the truck*
Cents: Ha! I was right! Give me 618 dollars!
Bill: Well played..*slaps some money into Cents's hand*
*Back in the monstrosity*
Swe9ty: And I guess this would also count as my revenge for that time they put clown makeup on me. That makeup felt REALLY uncomfortable on my bed.
*The truck again*
Bill: HA! GIVE ME MONEY BACK!
Cents: Well played...*Slaps money back into Bill's hand before the truck get's hit by boxing gloves* AGH! WE'VE TAKEN DAMAGE!
Bill: Ugh, fine. Let me handle this. *Takes off hat, hat turns into machine gun* SAY HELLO TO ME LITTLE FRIEND!
Swe9ty: Oh, hello, little friend! *Get's shot in the face multiple times*........Alright buster, have it your way. *Shoots plunger from one of the plunger guns, plunger gun grabs hat gun*
Bill: HEY! THAT'S MY HAT!
Swe9ty: Well, now it's my hat. *Shoots hat gun*
Bill: OH COME ON! *Gets shot in the eye multiple times* OOOOOOWWWW! MY EYE! OWWW!
Cents: Oh, that's it, bring it on. *Makes a finger gun, shoots lasers at the monstrosity*
Swe9ty: OH SNAPPLEPANTS! WE'RE GONNA GET HIT!
TCR: Must I always clean up your messes? *Shoots lasers at lasers, TRC's lasers pass through LC's lasers*
Cents: Oh no. *Get's hit by lasers in the eye balls* OW! WHY! OW!
Swe9ty: And now to finish that truck off once and for all! *Takes out sticky grenades while also rubbing a random handlebar mustache he got* MUHAHAHAHAHA! *Tries to launch sticky grenades, gernades get stuck to fingers*....It's stuck. OH CODFISH, IT'S STUCK! AHHHH!
TRC: ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME-
Bill: Eh? OH! OH! WE'RE ALIVE!
Cents: AND THE NERD IS DEAD! WOOHHOOO! NOW WE CAN PRANK ALL WE WANT!
*Plunger gets stuck to the rear of the truck*
Cent: What the?
*Swe9ty comes back from the dead with an axe and the machine powered by the plunger and a few fireworks. Plus a bunch on TNT stuffed in any space*
Swe9ty: HEEEEERRREEEEEEE'S SWE9TY!!!
Bill: Oh you have got to be f*cking kidding me.
*A bit later, back at the Cipher home*
Bill: Well, that failed.
Cents: At least we know why we're failing so much at pranking now. That stupid nerd, how'd he even build that stupid thing? *Opens door, gets hit by dry concrete* Oww....I forgot about the week of pranks.
Bill: HAHA! Now that's comedy! *Trips on wire before getting hit by a bunch of axes* Ow.
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