We Don't Want to Build a Wall, Thank You Very Much

K.C.: *sighs as she receives another notification from her Fly Pad but still smiles anyway, despite being a little tired* Guys, we received another dare from Puppers_Claws . It says: OK. I DARE EVERYONE TO GATHER ROUND. SEARCH UP AND WATCH THE BEST THINGS EVER I'M LISTING. 1: Lorax let it grow parody, Donald Trump (Build a Wall)

Freddy: *face scrunched up in confusion, too confused to even be excited about the dare* What is that?

Pip: *searching in their Fly Pad already and shows them* Is this it?

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

K.C.: *eyes widen as she takes a step back upon seeing the thumbnail, laughing nervously* I think so...

Freddy: *in a much more excited tone than he actually is* Let's watch it!

I am Ted Wiggins, and I speak for China, and the fact is, things aren't perfect here in China, and they're only going to get worse until we do something about it. Unless we change our ways, and we can start by planting this

Pip: *scratches his head* What is this 'China'?

K.C.: I'm not sure and I'm worried *bites her lip*

Freddy: Let's continue watching! *interest increases a little bit*

Precilla: *snickers in 'I go to China almost every year'* I can confirm that~

Okay, come on now, everything's fine, right?

Pip: *raises his flipper* I am NOT fine

Freddy: *innocent smile* I'm still fine!

K.C.: *scratches her head* I'm confused

I say we tell this kid what we think about that scene.......... People! Come on!

Pip: What I think? *inhales deeply and sighs* What in the world?

Freddy: Sh... I'm trying to watch *looking more eager than the three of them

K.C.: *has given up on life and patiently sits on the floor*

You. Get out there right now and get these people on my side or else you're fired!

Freddy: Uh... no, thanks *shakes his head*

Pip: *raises his eyebrow* Depends on what you stand for

K.C.: I'd rather not *sighs*

Go on! Tell them what you think!

Pip: *furrows his eyebrows in visible confusion* My views on what exactly? 'China'? I don't know it so it's not like I can give substantial feedback

Freddy: *taking the command seriously* This is really weird so far!

K.C.: Uh... Everything's alright? *offers a small smile*

You don't know me, but my name's Cy
I'm just the O'Hare Delivery Guy, but it seems like China might be worth a try
So I say we need to build a wall

Pip: *raises his eyebrows* 'China' felt out of place in that sentence, and 'We need to build a wall' was clearly added in

Freddy: *face scrunched up in visible confusion* What am I watching?

K.C.: *sees Trump* Who is that?!

My name is Dan, and my name's Rose
Our son Wesley kind of glows, and that's not good, so we suppose
We should build a wall! Build a wall! Build a wall!

Pip: *gestures at the Fly Pad wildly* What is this obsession with building walls?!

Freddy: Why is their son glowing? *places both wings on his head*

K.C.: *murmurs* These are not the type of dares I expected to get...

You can't reap what you don't sow, plant a seed inside the earth
Just one way to know its worth, let's celebrate the world's rebirth
We say build a wall!

Pip: *clicks his tongue* It was getting better until the 'build a wall' part

Freddy: *bopping along with the music not really caring about much at this point*

K.C.: *sighs* What has happened to society...

My name's Marie and I am three!
I would really like to see a tree! La la la la la la la la la la li
I say build a wall!

Pip: *slaps his face* They should stop with these wall obssessions.

Freddy: *squeals* Awww! She's so cute!

K.C.: *raises her eyebrows* She does know that trees are common here, right?

I'm Grammy Norma, I'm old, and I've got gray hair
But I remember when China was everywhere and no one had to pay for air
So I say build a wall! Build a wall! Build a wall!

Pip: *groans* They should stop with these wall obsessions!

Freddy: *visible confusion* They had to pay for air?!

K.C.: When exactly was 'China', whatever that is, all over the place? *raises her eyebrow*

Precilla: *alive during the COVID time and China's practically invading the Philippines* I know a time...

Like it did so long ago! It is just one tiny seed
But it's all we really need, it's time to change the life we lead
Time to build that wall!

Pip: How is a wall so important?! *rolls his eyes, done with the stupidity of the people*

Freddy: *bouncing along with the song and screaming the moment Trump pops up* Ack—

K.C.: *sighs* Just a little while more, K.C.

My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you
I live here in Thneedville too, the things you say just might be true

Pip: *breathes a sigh of relief and mutters* Finally a part that's not obssessed with walls

Freddy: *stands up from excitement and dances with joy* A part with no interuptions! Yeah!

K.C.: *smiles faintly* Maybe there is something to this dare...

It could be time to start anew and maybe change my point of view
BUUUUILD A WAAAAAAAALL!

Pip: *stares at the Fly Pad screen with an unamused face* I. Spoke. Too. Soon.

Freddy: *eyes widen in visible confusion as he sits back down and continues watching like the good flaimgo he is*

K.C.: *inhales deeply* Things can only get better from here, right?

Precilla: *snickers at the part with Trump*

Naw! I say let it die! Let it die! Let it die! Let it shrivel up and... Come on! Who's with me? Huh?
Nobody
You greedy dirtbag!

Pip: *shoulder muscles relax a little as he savors the few seconds without a wall interuption, breathing a sigh of relief*

Freddy: *squeals* Awww... She's so cute!

K.C.: *doesn't even bother to relax, knowing something weird will happen eventually, murmuring* Just you wait. Just you wait.

BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL!
We say... BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL!

Pip: *closes his wyes and looks away* Please stop this

Freddy: *innocently chanting along* Build that wall! Build that wall! Build that wall!

K.C.: *places a paw on Freddy's shoulder* Freddy, please stop.

+*+ Video Ends +*+

Pip: *breathes a heaping sigh of relief, his entire body relaxing as he falls on his back and plops down on the floor of the nursery* I've never been so relieaved about anything ending, ever *closes his eyes as he whispers* Walls are overated

Freddy: *shrugs* That video was okay

K.C.: *laughs like a mother and places a paw on his shoulder* I think you're the only one who found the video interesting, Freddy

Pip: *still enjoying the end of his suffering* I'll be glad if they don't give us dares like that ever again

K.C.: *nods as she smiles in agreement* I would, too

Freddy: I wouldn't mind.

K.C.: Well, we'll just have to hope

((Hello. I hope you enjoyed reading that. I know there are more than one dare from that person, but I was only able to fit one into this chapter. The other dares are coming soon! I hope you don't mind!))

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