K.C.: Alright, you guys got another dare from Ethan-Walker *hands the Fly Pad to Pip and Freddy, smirking subtley* You guys have to read another T.O.T.S. script and I get another break! *smiles as she walks out of the nursery with a bright smile on her face* Bye!

Freddy: *looks at Pip with an excited smile* Are you ready for this, Pipster?

Pip: *sighs* No... *shakes his head* But let's go anyway...

(The scene begins with Freddy playing, a flamingo game that is available on Disney Now) FlightPad: Collide with me, yes! Feather Clash. Great!
F: Oh! (Surprised) l'm so-o-o good at playing (Scene with reverse camera, Pip appears)

Freddy: Hey! *smiles fondly as he remembers playing the game* Flamingo Five!

Pip: *rolls his eyes playfully* Yeah... You can get reallg obssessed with that game...

Pip: Time to go, Freddy. Hey (Pip disappears)
F: (Freddy concentrates playing) Hahaha!

Pip: *raises his eyebrows* What did I say?

Freddy: *smiles goofily* Come on! *scratches the back of his head* The game's good!

Pip: (Pip appears sliding) A baby has to be delivered (Pip disappears sliding)
FlightPad: Clash of Feathers! Superstar! (Freddy continues playing)

Freddy: What the game says throught translation is different... *raises his eyebrows at the script*

Pip: Yeah... *shakes his head*

Pip: We will be late, Freddymenco
F: Oh no! (Obsessed) I have to beat the record. Just one more time!

Pip: So... Do you admit that translations are weird? *gives a small smile*

Freddy: *tries not to immediately burst into laughter* Fredamenco! *gives a small laugh* Yes. Translations are extremely weird...

FlightPad: Super!
F: Oh yes, oh yes. Aha Aha (The TOTS delivery campaign sounds)

Freddy: *frowns a little bit* That's not what I actually said...

Pip: Yeah. *gives a teasing smile* This makes you sound less obssessed with the game than you actually are *snickers as he receives an elbow from his flamingo friend*

F: Pip, we must make the delivery
Pip: Yes, Freddy (roll his eyes)

Freddy: Wait, Pip? *turns towards his penguin pal* Does this mean that you've come to terms with the fact that they know about what we do?

Pip: *violently shakes his head and shudders* Them gaining access to what we do? *shoulders tense up* I absolutely loathe that *sighs through gritted teeth* But so what? *aggressively uses his wing to slap the floor repeatedly, as if those were the producers* It's not like we can change anything! *furrows his eyebrows* They're going to keep gaining access to what we do as long as they can do it...

F: Come on, or we'll be late (Freddy takes a Pip in the air)
Pip: (Pip in the air) Of course not! (Scene change, they're on the drivers' track)

Freddy: Pip in the air? *snorts

Pip: Haha, very funny, Fredamingo *rolls his eyes* Besides, that's not what I actually said, and I'm forever grateful for that at least...

Pip: I want to have a new stamp in the booklet
F: Yes! What animal do you think we will deliver today?

Freddy: *sighs* Once again! We sound dead inside!

Pip: *doesn't really seem to care at this point* Well, that's just the fault of translation, and be grateful for it...

Pip: We'll know (A baby Rino-seel-potamus appears)
T: Ah!

Freddy: *has an unamused face as he reads the part of the script* Rino-seel-potamus? *fakes gagging* That's even more innacurate than the one we did!

Pip: *eye twitches as he tries to make his smile appear sane* Rino... *laughs nervously* Seel... *hyperventilating inside* Just a minor mispelling there, Pip... *takes a deep breath* You'll be fine... *smiles* It's not the end of the world...

F: Oh! (Tenderly) She's an adorable and pretty striped baby from (Pause) Hm? Pip, (Trying to speak to Pip only in a low voice, no use) What animal is it?
Pip: Hm. I'm not sure. I will look at the FlightPad. Let's see Her name is Tori. Oh (Surprised) She lives in the sunny savannah, and she is a (Pause, and sound of FlightPad without battery). Oh no!

Freddy: Tori? *looks at his penguin pal as he tilts his head*

Pip: Tenderly... Low voice... *shakes his head as he looks back at his flamingo friend* And I thought you were already weird enough... *smiles as he receives another elbow from his friend*

F: An oh no? I never heard of that animal
Pip: No, the FlightPad's battery ran out. (Hint) Someone must have used it to play

Freddy: *in a sarcastic voice* Oh, I do wonder who that is!

Pip: *rolls his eyes playfully* Oh, Freddy!

F: (Dumb) Who did that? (Pip and Tori look at each other) (Embarrassed) It was me, right? Sorry, Pip.
Pip: Okay, Freddymenco. Let's ask someone if they know what animal Tori is (They interrupt JP, the Super Fabulous pilot)

Freddy: *frowns as he looks down at the ground* I don't even want to laugh at the Super Fabulous pilot because I've just gotten hurt

Pip: *stands up protectively, furrowing his eyebrows* Okay, whoever the heck said Freddy was dumb has to go and fight me because he is not dumb and is very detail-oriented and is the other half of my brai. I swear, whoever called him dumb is the dumbest animal alive! *breathing heavily and aggressively*

F: Hey JP (without the slightest respect to others with a rank higher than him). You know what animal this is ?!
T: Hahahaha

Freddy: *looks away from the script* I do have respect for him, you know...

Pip: Alright *visibly tenses up$ Right after this, I am going to kill the animal who wrote the script

JP: (French accent and mocking) Ha! If I JP, I know what animal that baby is. Of course. It's a, hm! Ah! (Tori leaves, while Pip and Freddy have giant eyes) Ah! Hm! (With superiority) That is a question that a "Super Fabolous Pilot" like moi does not have to answer for. Excuse moi (JP flies away)
A: (Appears) Hi Pip, Hi Freddy. Cute baby. What animal is it?

Pip: Come on, Fredamingo. *slides closer to his flamingo friend* We know you have respect for J.P. *wraps a wing around him* Whoever wrote that is just dumb...

Freddy: *still not reading the script* I guess...

Pip: We don't know, our FlightPad ran out of battery
F: YES! And we will not be able to find their parents, but to know what kind of animal

Pip: *mumurs as he shakes his flamingo friend's wing gently* Come on *gently lifts the script in front of them* Read this *gives a small smile* The animal who wrote or translated this is clearly dumb...

Freddy: *gives a weak laugh* I guess so...

A: Maybe the T.O.T.S. instruction manual will help you. (Reads nonsense) Mysterious animal. I don't know how to find parents. AHA! Here it is. If you don't know what animal it is (instead of asking KC) look at it and listen to it. The baby can tell you what it is. Good luck friends
Both: Goodbye Ava!

Pip: *furrows his eyebrows as he frowns* Whoever wrote this is very inconsiderate *huffs* I doubt the translation would do that *rolls his eyes* K.C. was busy, talking to Captain Beakman about the next batch of babies

Freddy: *smiles sadly* The translated version really sucks, huh?

Pip: So you just have to listen to Tori!
F: Very well Tori, we listen to you, tell us what kind of animal you are

Pip: *rolls his eyes with a small smirk* It can't even get the name right!

Freddy: *sighs and finally reads the part of the script* Tara is easy to pronounce...

Ottt-a, ott-a, ott-a (Oh! )
She is a seal
If it's a seal
Yup, a seal is what she is (I ​​see it)

Freddy: *inhales* bOi-

Pip: *raises his eyebrows* I thought that meme was dead. Was it ever a meme? *shakes his head* Doesn't really matter *gives a small laugh* Whoever translated or wrote this is trying to make fun of our intelligence without knowing how smart we actually are

What will it be? 
You will solve it this
If we talk like talk you

Freddy: *shakes his head* Translating destroys grammar

Pip: *hugs his flamingo friend protectively* But translating won't destroy you! *furrows his eyebrows in determination* I'll make sure of that!

Hip, hip, hippo, hippo (Wait, did she say hippo?)
If it's hippo
It's a seal hippopotamus (Oh!)
A seal-potamus

Freddy: *shakes his head* You know what? *sticks his tongue out at the script playfully* Screw this translated version

Pip: *mutters a lot of different words under his breath before shaking his head and turning to look at Freddy* I'm not even sure how this can be sang *frowns in disappointment, but not surprise, at the translation* There's no rythym to it!

What will it be? 
You will solve it this
If we talk like talk you (Yep)

Freddy: *tilts his head* If we talk like talk you?

Pip: *shakes his head* Please! *buries his face in his wings* Make it stop! *frowns* I don't want to think of this having to be a song!

How babies talk is ...
Tori: Rhinocerontry
Like this! 

Freddy: Is rhinocerontry even a word? *raises his eyebrows*

Pip: It could be a combination of rhino, cemetery and geometry *a random idea becomes forming in his head* I mean, think about it *clicks his tongue* Biology can make someone want to die, as well as geometry, and that would mean wanting your body to be buried in a cemetery *shrugs as his flamingo friend gives him a blank look* Food for your thoughts?

Pip: And what kind of animal is she? 
Freddy: (excited) A rhino-seal-potamus! 

Freddy: *shakes his head* Does the writer or translator not know the difference between a seal and an otter?

Pip: *sighs, quite disappointed* Apparently, they don't

Pip: (Disappointed) That animal doesn't exist
F: It is true, this will be somewhat more difficult than I thought. 

Freddy: *voice oosing quth sarcasm* Gee, I didn't think it'd be that difficult...

Pip: *murmurs* Disappointed once again, but not really all that surprised...

Pip: We'll be late if we don't hurry.  We know that he lives in the sunny savanna, so let's go now! 
F: Great idea Pip!

Freddy: *sighs* Finally, they got something right...

Pip: *clicks his tongue* You know what? *shakes his head* At this point, I don't really care that they know what we're doing now *furrows his eyebrows* Screw you all! *face scrunched up in determination* Some day, we'll escape...

F: (Runs and starts to fly) Flamen-Tots!  (Change scene and appear in the Sunny Savannah)
Pip: You know, this will be easy.  That is to say.  How many striped animals can there be on the sunny savanna?  (They are surprised and show a lot of striped animals)

Freddy: *sighs* The weird 'Flamen-Tots'...

Pip: *nods absentmindedly, only half-hearing and half-agreeing with what his flamingo friend said*

F: Ah.  Pip? 
Pip: Ah (drops a box)

Freddy: We sound so dead inside... *groans*

Pip: *raises his eyebrow* What box was I holding?

F: There are many striped animals.  How are we going to find Tori's parents? 
Pip: As the instruction manual said, all you have to do is listen to our baby.  Ok Tori.  Who are your parents? 

Freddy: Why is it still Tori? *groans again*

Pip: Because whoever wrote or translated this sucks, Fredamingo *pats his flamingo friend on the back*

T: (excited) Tori!  TORI! 
F: It is a Torinosaurius Rex.  (Terrified) His parents are DINOSAURS! 

Freddy: *tilts his head* She didn't say Tori...

Pip: Wait a minute... *takes a closer look at the pronouns*

Pip: (Disappointed) They can't be dinosaurs
F: Ah right, dinosaurs have no stripes

Freddy: Some dinosaurs to have stripes! *gestures at the script, exasperated*

Pip: *furrows his eyebrows at the script* I'd never be disappointed in Freddy!

T: (Running) Zebra!  ZEBRA! 
F: She said zebra? 

Freddy: I actually thought she said, 'Giza' *shrugs*

Pip: *exclaims with a smile* NON-BINARY TARA!

Pip: Try to tell us that your parents are zebras!  Come on, Freddymenco! 
F: A baby zebra on the way (They approach the zebra house, Pip knocks on the door)

Freddy: We're not that stupid... *frowns*

Pip: *raises his eyebrows* Fredamenco?

Both: Special delivery! 
F: This is your baby, Tori!  Taran! 

Freddy: *face scrunches up in visible confusion* Tori and Taran? *looks at Pip* What?!

Pip: *eyes widen as he smiles, starting to get excited and bouncing his wings up and down* That's what I'm talking about, Fredamingo! *beams* Non-binary Tara!

Mr. Zebra: (Traumatized) Ah!  Ah!  Oh another baby?  I did not expect to have another baby, I no longer have hooves.  Watch out Zick, I mean Zack, I say Zane, or you're Zed.  Maybe Zecille?  They realize. 
Pip: (As Freddy brushes Tori like a zebra) Are you sure she is not yours?  He said it was a zebra.  Tell it Tori.  Tell him what you told us

Freddy: *eyes widen* And I thought our Mr. Zebra knew a lot of names that started with Z...

Pip: *becomes the excited little fanboy again* See! *smiles* Tori is his name when he's a boy, while Tara is her name when she's a girl!

Tori: (embarrassed) AH!  Haha
F: Maybe we misunderstood? 

Freddy: Yeah, you did *rolls his eyes at the script*

Pip: *points at the script excitedly* See! *beams£ He's a boy now!

Mr. Zebra: ZANE!  Don't stampede in the house.  Ah sorry, bye OK!  (Sound of something broken) MY HOME!  (2 tapirs appear)
Mr. Tapir: (Congested, possible Covid) The time has come (He looks at a watch on his arm, which he doesn't have) It must be time (He looks at his "watch" again) 

Freddy: What's Covid? *looks at his penguin pal, trusting for him to know the answer*

Pip: I don't really know... *shrugs*

Mrs. Tapir: Relax, honey.  Our honey pot will arrive. 
Mr. Tapir: (congested) I know, but I can't wait to see her! 

Freddy: *tilts his head* Honey pot?

Pip: Mr. Tapir doesn't sound congested *furrows his eyebrows in confusion* Where the heck did they get that?

F: Apparently they would be very good parents! 
Pip: But they can't be their parents, they don't have stripes (They forgot the song L-0-V-E from the previous episode)

Freddy: *tilts his head* What episode?

Pip: AHA! *does the trademarked fangirl scream as he points to the script* THEIR! *squeals* Their! *screams* TARA/TORI IS NON-BINARY!

Tori: (Pointing to her parents) Apa!  Apa!  AAHH! 
Pip: She's trying to tell us something, but we can't understand her. 

Freddy: *gives a small laugh* If anything, Tars sounds constipated...

Pip: *sighs* Tori... *shakes his head* He's Tori... *mutters under his breath* I can't believe that I actually used the wring pronouns in the translated script...

F: Very well Tori, we listen to you.  (They take Tori away)
Tori: (Pointing to her parents again) Apa!  Apa!  AAHH! 

Freddy: We didn't take her away! *frowns*

Pip: *eye twitches as he tries to smile normally* Him, Fredamingo *sighs* Tori's a boy now, and the translation's got the pronouns wrong, which would be very annoying to both trans and non-binary animals...

Precilla: *pops up* Don't forget genderless... *hisses*

F: Oh!  Do you think that was a roar? 
Pip: Of course I do! 

Freddy: At least we sound enthusiastic here! *beams*

Pip: But the way it's written/translated makes it feel like it's mocking us... *furrows his eyebrows*

F: (spins around with Tori) You are a LION! 
Pip: Hey!  Freddy, lions don't have stripes, but tigers do!  And they roar too! 

Freddy: Yay! *beams* More expression!

Pip: These sentences look suspicious *scrunches his face up, skeptical*

F: (turns again with Tori) You are a TIGER! 
T: Hahaha! 

Freddy: *frowns* Is she laughing at me?

Pip: *inhales* One, he is a boy right now. Two... *hugs his flamingo friend tightly* He better not be laughing at you...

Pip: Let's meet your tiger parents (Pip rings the bell, and the roar of a tiger sounds)
F: That is really cool! 
Both: Special Delivery! (Mr. and Mrs. Tigre [telepaths] leave their house)

Freddy: Telepaths? *tilts his head* Are they really telepathic?

Pip: *shrugs* I don't think so...

Mrs. Tigre: How wonderful.  She is ...
Mr. Tiger: ... So adorable!  But I didn't expect ... Mrs. Tiger: ... we were a baby.  It's her ..? 
Mr. Tiger: .. U baby tiger? 

Freddy: *bursts into laughter* U baby tiger?

Pip: *frowns* They have this twin telepathy dynamic than a couple dynamic, to be honest...

Pip: Of course you do, listen to his roar. 
F: Okay Tori, make a roar.  Roar!  Remember? 

Freddy: *tries to mimic a roar* RAW!

Pip: *sighs in relief* The right pronouns have been used!

Tori: Hahaha
Both: (kneeling and making the ridicule) Roar!  Roar! 

Freddy: Why are we kneeling? *tilts his head*

Pip: *furrows his eyebrows* We're not ridicule in any way!

Tori: Hahaha
Mrs. Tiger: What a lovely laugh, there is a family here nearby ...

Freddy: *frowns* That sounds sarcastic...

Pip: *rolls his eyes* That's the tone of this whole script, Fredamingo

Mr. Tiger: They laugh too much, they are hyenas
Both: Hyenas have stripes, it's a hyena! 
Pip: Thanks for your help. 

Freddy: How does that logic match up? *tilts his head* How are laughing and hyenas connected?

Pip: *mutters under his breath* Thank you for all your service...

Ms. Tiger: There is ...
Mr. Tiger: ... No Problem (They walk away and go to the hyenas' house)

Freddy: There is? *eyebrows furrow in confusion* No problem?

Pip: *bored face* The world will always have problems...

Hyena Kid: (Anxious) Say it again dad, AGAIN! 
Hyenas: HAHAHAHAHA! 

Freddy: Why are they laughing randomly? *raises his eyebrows*

Pip: Why is the hyena kid anxious? *tilts his head*

Mr. Hyena: What is the favorite color of cats?  Which one?  Which one?  RRRRRE .. LOL.  Did you understand?  RRRRRed.  Because they meow
Hyenas: Hahahaha! 

Freddy: *eyes widen* LOL is still being used?

Pip: *inhales* That joke doesn't even make any sense...

F: Oh!  I know a joke.  How are you going to school?  Taking an buzzzzz. 
Hyenas: Hahahaha!  He is very funny.  Hahaha

Freddy: Hey, that's incomplete! *frowns*

Pip: Yeah, it would have done better with a little more context *nods his head in agreement*

Pip: Hahaha.  It is a good joke, but I have something much better.  Your New BABY!  (Points to Tori)
Hyenas: Hahaha!  New baby

Freddy: Wow, a new baby sure is important for that emphasis, huh, Pip? *looks at his penguin pal*

Pip: *shrugs* I'm just more concerned that they think a baby is a joke

Pip: Actually, that was not a joke.  (Worried or sad) We are looking for Tori's parents.  (Excited and proud of his intelligence or himself) And finally we find them!
F: Show them how you laugh Tori
T: Hahaha!

Freddy: HEY! MY BEST BUDDY IS NOT AS NARCISSITIC AS J.P.! *furrows his eyebrows at the screen as he hugs his penguin pal extra tightly*

Pip: Ack— Freddy! *struggles breathing*

Mr. Hyena: It is a very tender laugh, but it is not the laugh of a hyena
Both: Isn't it?

Freddy: Whoever wrote/translated this will burn! *hugs his penguin pal even tighter*

Pip: Fredamingo! *tries to remove himself from the grasp of his flamingo friend's wings*

Hyenas: (Tease them) Hahaha (Tori laughs too)
Mr Hyena: Come?

Freddy: What the heck! *slaps the script while still hugging his penguin pal tightly*

Pip: Fredster! *finally manages to be freed from his flamingo friend's grip*

Pip: They are right, she is different (Mr and Mrs. Tapirs speak and leave)
T: (Points to her parents) Apa! Apa! Ah!

Freddy: Apa? *tilts his head*

Pip: *raises his eyebrows* Where did I get that?

Pip: If we can't find her parents, Captain Piquét will be disappointed in us.
F: And Tori's parents will care a lot about her

Freddy: It's still Captain Piquét... *gives a small laugh*

Pip: *visibly tenses up as he tries to act calm* It's a him, not her

Pip: Hopefully we knew what kind of animal you are (Sighs) We listen to Tori all day, as the manual says, and we just don't understand her
F: (Yawns) Yes, especially when you are so sleepy.

Freddy: Am I referring to myself in second person? *raises his eyebrows*

Pip: *inhales deeply* Why did I use the wrong pronoun...

Pip: And how do you know he's sleepy?
F: She told me

Freddy: But I was the one who yawned? *scratches his head*

Pip: *sighs* The translated!you used the wrong pronoun, Fredamingo...

Pip: Did he tell you?
F: Not in words, but yawned .. This is how you tell someone who is sleepy. And also like this (It stretches)

Freddy: I was the one who did it according to the script! *face scrunches up in visible confusion*

Pip: *gives a small smile* Finally the right pronoun...

Pip: Do you know what this means?
F: I already told you, it means that he is sleepy

Freddy: Am I talking about myself in third person? *tilts his head*

Pip: Yay! *cheers* Correct pronoun!

Pip: It means that we are seeing, but not seeing. We can find out what Tori says by looking at her

Freddy: Aren't those two the same thing? *raises his eyebrows*

Pip: Yeah, and... *shakes his head* I spoke too soon about the pronouns...

Speaking, The baby
It doesn't say much more!
(Look, she's panting)(Oh!,Here is your bottle)

Fredddy: *bursts into laughter* Speaking, The baby

Pip: *eyes widen in horror* Imagine singing this to a tune...

Look she wants to play now! (How sweet)

Freddy: *mimics in a sarcastic voice than comes a little bit off as scary* How sweet...

Pip: *snorts* Freddy, are you planning a murder?

What will it be
What will it be
You will solve it this

Freddy: *raises his eyebrows and talks in a mocking voice* What will it be?

Pip: *buries his face in his wings* Imagine this put to music...

Knowing how babies talk

Freddy: *dramatic voice* The secret language of the babies!

Pip: *groans* This will be bad to music...

Pip: Alright Tori, we are seeing you. Tell us who are your parents
T: Ah! AH! (Stops and points)

Freddy: Pip? *raises his eyebrows and looks at his penguin pal*

Pip: *raises his wings in protest* I never said that!

F: Oh! Look who wants to be loaded
T: No!

Pip: *raises his eyebrows at his flamingo friend* Freddy?

Freddy: I never said that! *raises his wings in defense*

F: It seems you don't want me to load it
T: Ah! Apa! Apa! Ah! Apa! Apa!

Freddy: Of course she—*looks at Pip* Uh... *corrects himself* he doesn't want me to load it

Pip: *sighs* First wrong pronouns, now objectifying!

Pip: OH! (Sighs) Freddy, he's POINTING! I think she wants us to take her to her parents. Come here Tori. (Tori screams, and they run to the tapirs)
Ms. Tapir: Our baby
Mr. Tapir: Here it is, finally here it is

Freddy: They're not married? *tilts his head*

Pip: *buries his face in his wings as he groans* THE WRONG PRONOUNS AGAIN!

Pip: Hm? You guys seem like good parents. But are they sure you are her parents? (They forgot about the episode "The Purrfect Little Helper")
F: Yes, Tori has stripes, and you 2 don't have them (They forgot about the episode "The Purrfect Little Helper")

Freddy: What episode? *face scrunches up in confusion*

Pip: *rests his forehead on his wing* Look, K.C. told us earlier that day that her parents were of the same species before she left for her meeting *shakes his head* She always does that after the Mia incident...

Ms. Tapir: I understand your confusion, we are tapirs, and babies have stripes, but they disappear when they grow up
Mr. Tapir: (Congested) This is how we would look like us
F: Well, they are so sweet together. They are definitely a family, Pip

Freddy: *gasps* The babies disappear when they grow up?!

Pip: *sighs* He's not congested! *looks at Freddy* I mean, technically, while some parts of our childhood stays with us, some of it disappears forever, never to be remembered again...

Pip: YES they are
Mr. Tapir: (Congested) We like to have met 1st class bird pilots like you!

Freddy: It's still pilots? *appears to be conflicted whether to laugh or groan*

Pip: *shakes his head* His voice is so clear *sighs* How is it congested?

Ms. Tapir: They did a great job
F: It was very easy, little Tori showed us the way

Freddy: I sound stuck-up here... *frowns*

Pip: *hugs his flamingo friend* And they're stupid for doing that

Ms. Tapir: Oh! He is very intelligent
Pip: Yup, what we did was learn to listen and observe

Freddy: *nods absentmindedly as he mimics* Listen and observe...

Pip: *sighs in relief* The right pronoun!

Tori: Za! Za! Za! Apa! Apa!
F: I think you want a goodbye cheaper.

Freddy: Goodbye cheaper? *eyebrows furrow in visible confusion*

Pip: *stiffles a laugh* Good bye for this chapter?

Mr. Tapir: (Congested) That is what she want. (Episode end)

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