((Pip told me to warn you guys that this is gonna have some expletives.

I'm gonna try my best not to start a war in the comments

If you get offended by this, I'm sorry. Pip and I have already thrown our opinion in there, but honestly, ya'll are amazing and I couldn't be any less grateful for you guys. If what I discuss in this book is bothering you, I'd like to help you feel better. I'm always here for you guys if you need someone. What I don't want, though, is someone forcing their opinions onto me or Pip. We have said our piece and are allowed to have opinions

Stay safe and just remember that I love all of you))

K.C.: *gives a smile as she sees another notification pop up from her Fly Pad* Hey, guys! We have another dare! This time it's from Keracen_the_Catgirl *hands Fly Pad to Pip*

Freddy: *raises his eyebrows slightly* She seems new...

Pip: *gives a small laugh to his flamingo friend* That's because she is new *looks at the dare on the koala's Fly Pad* It says... *starts reading* You should listen to "Dear Future Husband." I don't exactly agree with the lyrics themselves, but it is pretty catchy

K.C.: I guess we should not give our opinions based off of the lyrics but the musical structure *smiles proudly and readily as she places her paws on her waist* Time to get my musical self into the room! *smile becomes a little more unsure* Though I don't really know much about music neither...

Pip: Even if it does say that, I'm probably still going to say things about the lyrics. This sounds a little controversial, and while I slightly dislike the fact that lyrics are not agreeable, I may actually have a go at this song, though I usually go for songs I can relate to *frowns a little bit*

Freddy: *gives a small teasing smile* Pip, you're the one who would belt out Hamilton songs all day, and you're not even American

Pip: *white cheeks get a little tinted with a nice shade of rose* Freddy! Those songs are stuff I can apply to my life, same political views for most part, and I can actually relate to those characters

K.C.: *gives a small laugh* Alright, cut the teasing. Let's start the dare

+*+ SONG STARTS PLAYING +*+

Dear future husband
Here's a few things you need to know if
You wanna be my one and only all my life

Freddy: *checks the volume of the Fly Pad* Is it broken? It sounds weird

K.C.: *shrugs* But did you hear that 'all'?

Pip: *inhales* Yes. All women need to get higher standards for men because men treat women like absolute shit *frowns with a groan* Or is this song just going to be a petty woman complaining about her husband?

Take me on a date, I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right, I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries, buy, buying what you need

Freddy: Hey, this is kinda catchy! *smiles and rejoices, running around the room* AND THE FLY PAD SPEAKER ISN'T BROKEN

K.C.: *gives a laugh* Woah, calm down there, Freddy *giggles* But the vocals are quite good *rolls her eyes playfully* Though I'm not a fan of going on dates that often, nor do I like buying groceries

Freddy: *hisses* Say what you want. I will always need to get cheese from the store

Pip: Okay, fine. Everyone has their own standards of 'perfect wife,' okay, I accept that, and I also disagree with some things, but surely what one has to say needs to be better thought-out than this?

You got that 9 to 5, but baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and bakin' apple pies
I never learned to cook, but I can write a hook
Sing along with me, sing, sing along with me, hey

Freddy: Alright! *proceeds to sing along and bouncing along with the tune*

K.C.: The backup vocals are sounding good! *smiles with awe as she bounces along as well*

Pip: Alright, nice *smiles genuinely* This song dealt with the stupid stereotypes men and women have in a relationship. *frowns a little bit* We also need to deal with trans women over here. They especially need good husbands and/or partners

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Freddy: *starts to stand up and dance a little bit*

K.C.: *puts her paw up next to her big purple ear* Is that piano I hear in the background? *gives an unsure smile* Nice!

Pip: Yes, men should learn to treat women like a decent person because there's proof that women actually give more in a relationship than men do *raises his eyebrows curiously* Oh? This song is also scrutinising women? *gives a nervous smile as he furrows his eyebrows* But also going by stereotypes? *shakes his head* The world needs to get its shit together and know the difference between facts and stereotypes *clicks his tongue* I lowkey think trans men would treat you well. I might marry one

Dear future husband
Here's a few things you'll need to know if
You wanna be my one and only all my life
Dear future husband
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me, I'm beautiful each and every night

K.C.: *slams her head onto the floor lightly* The way she just sings every syllable is beautiful, especially with the slight tremble *frowns a little bit* Though I disagree with the beautiful part *smiles with wonder again* Though that was sung beautifully

Pip: Okay, so women shouldn't really ask too much of men because if that man is actually a good one, then things would be all set

Freddy: *stops dancing for a while and looks at Pip, raising his eyebrows* How would you know what a woman would think like?

Pip: Ehehehehe... *laughs nervously* Just my opinion, is all...

After every fight, just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong, you know I'm never wrong
Why disagree? Why, why disagree?

Freddy: Well, if you say so... *frowns as he looks at his penguin pal, knowing that he was hiding something, but decides to not push on the matter further*

K.C.: Hey! Men are allowed to disagree!

Pip: *sighs* And here it is. Sometimes women are also just too blind to see the hidden sexism directed towards them, and one shouldn't have to make promises or arrangements to fuck! And what if they're nonbinary? Huh? What will you do then? Treat those people with respect!

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright, ohh

Freddy: *starts to recognise the tune and begins singing along*

K.C.: *starts humming along as well* The voice manipulation is impressive

Pip: So this is just repeating and I will not repeat myself but I have to say that pansexuals have it best. I mean, have you seen people like Freddy? They like non-binaries and genderqueers, and that is awesome!

Dear future husband
Here's a few things you need to know if
You wanna be my one and only all my life (Hey baby)
Dear future husband
Make time for me, don't leave me lonely
And I will never see your family more than mine

Freddy: *starts dancing around a little bit as he sings as well*

K.C.: The backing vocals here are great as well *raises her eyebrows, impressed*

Pip: Okay, yes. Something that also needs to address because men can't wrap around their heads that some women have problems that they will have to be the ones to help fix *sighs with disappointment, looking down at the ground a bit before looking back up and continuing watching* Other than pansexuals and omnisexuals though, I really respect bisexual people as well *gives a weak laugh* Takes a lot of courage to deal with both genders at the same time

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed, hey
Open doors for me and you may get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind, just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring, buy, buy me a ring, babe

Freddy: *starts moving around the room as he dances with a smile on his face*

K.C.: I don't think this has much instruments, either that or my hearing's failing *frowns as she subconciously touches her ears*

Pip: Oh yes. Women shouldn't just shower men with love by being a decent human being. And yes, men should stop sexualising women. And is this moving a little too fast? One needs to think a lot before marriage.

Pip: And how about the homosexuals? Gay perks. And I swear if people say that homosexuals just can't deal with the other gender, I will slap them. Freddy is a male-leaning pansexual but he still gets along with so many females as friends. Besides, homosexuality is not a choice!

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Freddy: *starts flying in the air while dancing and screaming at the top of his lungs*

K.C.: Freddy! *laughs as she looks at the flamingo* Quiet it down! I can barely hear it!

Pip: *leans back a little bit as he rests his head on his flipper* You know, this involves with reverse sexism a whole hecking lot. I can't even give my opinion on reverse sexism. It's unlike reverse racism. *groans as he thinks of the racism J.P. gave to him and Freddy on the first few days*

Pip: Reverse racism doesn't even exist *begins to think of the human world* White people dislike that people are hating on them. They call the hate directed towards them 'racism.' It's stupid because white people are rascist and that's that. There are only whites that recognise their racism and actually try to do something about it

Pip: Reverse sexism is a whole 'nother matter, and reverse sexism is not equivalent to feminism. Yes, men can be beaten up by women while women can't be beaten up by men, and that's stupid, but is that unfair? You see, I don't really know about this, because women have so many problems already in life. Respecting them is the least thing men can do for them

Pip: *shakes his head* I dunno. Really controversial

Dear future husband
Here's a few things you need to know if
You wanna be my one and only all my life
Dear future husband
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me, I'm beautiful each and every night (That's right)
Oh whoa, future husband, better love me right

Freddy: Well, that was a fun video! I definitely had a lot of fun dancing! *flies back down and lands to the ground before sitting down next to both of them*

K.C.: The music was of high quality, as I honestly should expect from any music video *gives a small smile*

Pil: Quite controversial, but I'm glad some issues were covered *gives a genuine smile*