*Jeff and Ben are gone...*

-IN THE CREEPYPASTA UNIVERSE-

Slenderman: *at The Mansion, drinking coffee and reading a news paper*

Jeff: Hey, Slender. We've got news.

Ben: Yep. BIG news.

Slenderman: ... What is it, Jeff...?

Jeff: Sun's got a girlfriend now. She's broken one of our biggest rules.

Ben: Yep!

Slenderman: ...Let her.

Ben: ...Wait what?

Slenderman: Let her love if she wants to. She doesn't have to be just like the rest of us. Let her be unique.

Jeff: ...But Sl-

Slenderman: Besides... *He stands up, now towering over Ben and Jeff* It's not your place to be telling others what to do with their lives, is it?

Jeff: ...Y-Yes Slenderman.

Slenderman: Good. *He sits back down* You will not treat SunBlood any differently, nor will anyone else. Understood?

Ben/Jeff: Yes, Slenderman...

Slenderman: Alright. Now that that's settled... don't you have someplace to be?

*The two nod, getting the hint, and leave*

Slender: ...*he sighs* I swear, this is every week with these two...