Me: *dizzy* Hi..minna..san..

Jessie: Um, what's wrong with you?

Me: So...many..dares..

Mark: Eh, not really.

Me: *straightens up* Yeah i know, but I just wanted to say that I'm doing these dares as chronologically as possible to minna-san, so I thought I would make a good entrance. ^-^

Jessie/Mark: Well, I guess that worked..

Me: Anyways, we have Helpless-chan with us again!

Helpless: Hi guys!  I'm here to dare because I feel bad for poor Stiny-poo. :c

Sting: Aw finally!  Someone knows my pain?  So, what's the dare?  Relaxation for 5 chapters?  Let me do the dares for once?

Helpless: Well, I just hope that you don't get dared to kiss Gray or Jellal...You'd get brutally murdered by not only them but their weirdly strong girlfriends.....ADD IT TO THE DARE LIST!

Sting: WHAT!?!?!?!

Jessie/Mark/Wyt/Yuki/Keysha: Ohh, this is going to be fun to watch!

Me: I question the sanity of these people.. xD

Sting: BUT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS ARE JUVIA AND E-ERZA!! I CAN'T DO THAT!!

Me: Have to.  It's a dare.

Sting: Can you atleast tell me why I have to keep kissing boys?!

Me: Okay that, all I can say is that they're not sane...

Yuki/Wyt/Keysha: HEY!

Me: Anyways, onto the dare! *teleports Gray and Jellal here*

Gray/Jellal: Why are we here?

Sting: *sighs and kisses them both on the cheek*

Gray/Jellal: *wipes their cheeks* EW!! DUDE ARE YOU IN YOUR RIGHT MIND?!?!

Sting: The people who dare me might not be...

Helpless: Next part please! ^-^

Me: *evil grins* My pleasure! *teleports Erza and Juvia here*

Erza: Hey, I was enjoying a piece of cake! *notices Jellal* J-Jellal! *blushes*

Juvia: GRAY-SAMA!!!! *clings to Gray arms*

Gray: Oi, get off of me!

Erza: So Crystal, why're we here?

Me: Sting kissed Jellal and Gray! ^-^

Erza/Juvia: WHAT!?!?

Erza: You...*sword appears in her hand*

Juvia: LOVE RIVALLL!!!!

Sting: *sweatdrops* oi oi, take it easy..

Gray/Juvia/Jellal/Erza: GET HIM!!!

Sting: CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP *runs away from them*

Gray/Juvia/Jellal/Erza: *runs after him*

Me/Helpless: XDDD

Me: Well, that's all we have for today!  Don't forget to post ur dares in the comments below!  Until next time!

Sting: STOP SAYING UR END MOTTO AND HELP ME!!

Helpless: Um, my name is Help less so srry. c:

Sting: AHHHH!!

Helpless: will he ever actually get a break?

Me: Eh, that's up to minna-san. c: