Me: Hi minna-san!  Today we have.. *reads name on paper* T^T Helpless...

Jessie/Mark/Sting: ..Why are you crying..?

Me: Cause it's another long one..

Practically everyone: UGHHHHH...

Helpless: Hey, it's only 19 short ones!

Everyone (including me): 19?!?!?

Me: *facepalm*  As long as they're short..

Helpless: They are! :3 Here's the list.. *pulls out a long list of paper and reads out loud*

1. I dare master Mavis to steal Natsu-San's scarf.

2. I dare Loke to make a move on current Bisca.

3. I dare Laki and Kinana to kiss.

4. I dare Gray to not strip for a day.

5. I dare Wendy to challenge him during that day.

6. I dare Erza to roast Jellal.

7. I dare Lucy to let Happy give her a haircut, of course cancer will probably fix it.

8. I dare Alzack to hit on Gajeel.

9. I dare Levy to walk around to guild in 8 inch heels all day.

11. I dare Edo Gray to do the ice bucket challenge.

12. I dare Gajeel to take out ALL his piercings and show us how he puts them in.

13. I dare Juvia to kiss Lucy.

14. I dare Happy to kiss Lily.

15. I dare Levy to burn a book, any book.

16. I dare Jellal to kill all his clones, because there are too many of him.

17. I dare Max to put spikes on the end of Broom.

19. I dare Asuka to make Carla and Happy kiss somehow.

Everyone: .....

Me: *gloomy aura* Atleast they're short...

Everyone who's involved in the dares: Short, but still deadly..

Me: *lets out gloomy sigh* Alright people, come on! Mavis-san?

Mavis: Mm! No problem! Natsu?

Natsu: *walks up to her* Yeah?

Mavis: Give me your scarf. ^_^

Natsu: W-what?

Mavis: You heard me. Give it.

Natsu: B-but I got this from Igneel and—

Mavis: *dark aura around her* Give. It.

Natsu: *gulps and hands it to her*

Mavis: *smiles brightly* Thank you!

Me: On to Dare #2! Loke?

Loke: Hitting on a girl? Pfft, easy. *goes up to Bisca* Hey, I think your gun hit me with a love bullet, because I'm falling in love with you.

Bisca: *turns around with Asuka in her arms* Excuse me?

Loke: O▽O U-uh...

Alzack: *pissed* Yeah Loke, what did you say?

Loke: Um.....*runs away*

Alzack: *chases him* COME BACK HERE AND GET PAYMENT FOR HITTING ON MY WIFE!

Bisca: *sweatdrops*

Asuka: Mama, what was that?

Bisca: Nothing you need to know sweetie.

Me: #3!

Laki/Kinana: *sweatdrops* Um...

Helpless: DO IT!

Laki/Kinana: *gulps and kisses*

Mira: NOOOO, THE KINABRA AND THE LAGI!

Me: Okay, I got the Kinabra part, but Lagi?

Mira: Gildarts x Laki, duh.

Me: ....

Mira: ^-^

Me: ....yeah, on to #4 please.

Gray: Wait wait wait, I CAN'T STRIP?!

Me: Yup.

Gray: *sweatdrops* N-no, I can do this. It's totally easy..

*couple seconds later*

Gray: ARGHHHH, I CAN'T DO IT!!! *tries to take shirt off*

Juvia: That's why Juvia glued Gray-sama's shirt and pants on so that Gray-sama won't lose this dare!! ^^

Gray: *still pulling* NO I MUST TAKE IT OFF ERGHHH!!

Juvia: You can do it Gray-sama!

Me: *sweatdrops* On to 5..

Wendy: A-ano, Gray-san? Can I challenge you to a battle?

Gray: *sweating from trying to hard to get his shirt off* Yeah, sure, whatever. *gets into battle stance* Ice..*pant*..Make...

Wendy: Sky Dragon's Roar! *makes him fly away* A-ah, sumimasen!

Me: #6?

Erza: I-I have to ROAST Jellal?!

Me/Helpless: yup.

Helpless: Think of him..like...a cake that can only reach its true tastiness by being roasted!

Erza: *mouth starts to water* true tastiness huh..? *runs away and comes back with a tied Jellal.

Jellal: E-Erza? W-what are you doing?!

Erza: I'm going to roast you so your true tastiness is reached!

Jellal: *sweatdrops* E-eh?

Erza: *puts Jellal over a fire* REACH YOUR TRUE TASTINESS REACH IT!!!

Jellal: AHHH!!!

Me: Hehe, #7 *hands Happy a pair of scissors*

Lucy: Gulp.

Happy: Aye! Don't worry Lucy! I'm gonna make you look like Natsu!

Lucy: E-eh?

Happy: How do you think his hair is spiky? <:

Lucy: Oh dear God.

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Happy: All done! *gives Lucy a mirror*

Lucy: *has a mohawk* KYAA!!!

Happy: I know, piece of work right?

Lucy: *fumbles with her keys* WHERE IS IT. WHERE'S CANCER!?!

Me: Oo, that's all I have time for! To be continued minna-san!