Me: Hi minna-san!  Today, we have Ruka-chan with us!

Ruka: Sorry to be a burden, but can I make a dare?

Me: You're no burden at all!  What's your dare?

Ruka: Well, I dare Rogue to take erza's cake and eat it.  The second part is for Sting.  He must destroy the fairy tail guild.

Sting: DIDN'T I JUST GET BEATEN UP FOR SPRAY PAINTING ON IT ALREADY?!

Me: Sting, please, destroying and spray painting something is different.

Sting: -_-'

Me: Yosh, let's start!  Oh Rogue~?

Rogue: OH NO DID YUKI DARE ME AGAIN?!

Me: Nope!  Today you're lucky, Ruka dared you!

Rogue: Oh phew...wait, what's the dare?

Me: *whispers dare into his ear*

Rogue: *draws an x over his heart* So dead..

Me: Agreed, but do it anyways! :3

Rogue: *sighs and goes up to Erza* Hey Erza?

Erza: *turns away from cake* Yes?

Rogue: I think that's Jellal over there. 

Erza: *looks left and right* WHERE!?

Rogue: *gulp*  *takes cake and shoves it in his mouth*

Erza: I don't see-- *sees Rogue with his mouth full* T_T#

Rogue: *mouth full* Uhhh, I kan expwain..

Erza: *sword appears in her hand* Uh-huh...

Rogue: .... *runs away*

Erza: COME BACK HERE AND FACE PUNISHMENT FOR EATING CAKE-SAMA!! *runs after him*

Sting/Jessie/Mark: ...Cake-sama..?

Me: ...Let's go to the next part, Sting?

Sting: *facepalm* Fiiine... *goes in front of the Fairy Tail guild*

Jessie: Hey wait, Sting what are you doing??

Sting: ╥﹏╥ White Dragon's Roar! *destroys the entire building*

Master Makarov: NOOOOO, IT WAS JUST REBUILT!! ಥ_ಥ

Jessie: *tick mark* Sting..?

Sting: Y-yeah..?

Jessie: Have you said your prayers?

Sting: What do you--Oh... *runs away*

Jessie: *chases after him*

Me: Hehe, that's all for this chapter!  Until next time minna-san!

Rogue/Sting: SAVE ME!!!

Erza/Jessie: COME BACK HERE!!