Jumping Off a Skyscraper Yet Again and Kissing?!
Me: Hi minna! We have another new guest to this book!
KeyshaWolf: Hey Crystal~! I got the message so can I join your book?
Me: Course you can! Welcome to the book!
Sting: Oh great, another darer..
Me: *slaps Sting* BE NICE!
Sting: H-hai!
Me: So Keysha, what's your dare?
Keysha: I have three dares actually!
Me: Okay, I think I can fit that into one chapter, what are they?
Keysha: Okay, the first one is I dare all of you, even me, to jump from a skyscraper so that I can get over my fear. ^-^
Jessie/Mark/Sting: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US!?!?
Keysha: Maybe~
Mark: HA! I don't have to do this dare!
Me: Actually, you do, because she said everyone, which can be interpreted in many ways, so I have to make all those interpretations true...
Mark: Dangit...
Yuki/Wyt: *walks in* Hey guys! What's up?
Me: Well, we're jumping off a skyscraper again!
Yuki: Oh! Let me get Ryos then! *teleports Rogue here*
Rogue: NOO!! WHY AM I HERE AGAIN?? I JUST GOT MY WOUNDS REPAIRED FROM LAST CHAPTER!
Yuki: We're jumping off a skyscraper again Ryos! ^-^
Rogue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wyt: Am I in it too?
Me: Afraid so.
Wyt: Eh, okay.
Jessie/Mark/Sting: *sweatdrops*
Jessie: What about the other Dragon Slayers?
Me: Eh, that'd be too many people to jump to their death, so people already here will be good enough.
Rogue: WHY AM I HERE THEN?!
Me: I just thought it would be funny if you had to jump off a skyscraper again. xD
Rogue: I hope you die...
Me: Oh, I can't because I'm the author of this book.
Rogue: ....
Me: Now, onto the dare! *teleports everyone to the same skyscraper*
Me/Keysha/Yuki/Wyt: 3...2....1...GO!!
everyone: *jumps off the building*
Me: *teleports back to the skyscraper and sits on the ledge*
Yuki: *teleports next to me* All Keysha said was that you had to jump right?
Me: Yup. c:
Yuki: Should we teleport all of them back then?
Me: Nope, just Keysha *teleports her back*
Keysha: WHOOO! That was fun! Why was I so scared??
Me: Don't know, probably just you.
Yuki: *teleports three popcorn bags* Popcorn?
Me/Keysha: Don't mind if I do *takes popcorn and munches on it*
Me/Keysha/Yuki: *watches everyone else fall to their death*
Keysha: Hey, you know, we need them alive for my next dare..
Me: Awww, fine... *teleports them all back to the building before they reach the ground*
Sting/Rogue/Jessie/Mark: I'M ALIVE!!!
Me: Yup, alive to do Keysha's next dare!
Sting/Rogue: AW CMON!!
Jessie/Mark: Does it involve me?
Keysha: Well, it only involves the boy Dragon Slayers so you're good guys.
Jessie/Mark: *high fives each other*
Sting/Rogue: We hate you...
Keysha: Hey, who knows? Maybe my dare won't be so bad?
Sting/Rogue: Is it good?
Keysha: Nope. I dare Sting to kiss all the boy Dragon Slayers.
Sting/Rogue: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Keysha: Sorry I got bored. ^-^
Rogue: BUT HE KISSED ME ALREADY!!
Sting: I AIN'T KISSING ALL OF THEM!!
Me: Too bad, you have to do it. Yuki, will you do the honors?
Yuki: Sure *teleports everyone back and teleports all the boy Dragon Slayers*
All boy Dragon Slayers except Sting and Rogue: Why're we here?
Me: Sting has to kiss all of you! c:
All boy Dragon Slayers: NO FRIKIN WAY!!
Laxus: Just. No.
Cobra: I'm out.
Natsu: THAT'S JUST GROSS!
Gajeel: I AGREE WITH SALAMANDER!
Yuki: Too bad either do it or FACE MY WRATH! *gives them all death glares*
All boy Dragon Slayers: *sweatdrops* F-fine!
Me: Well, this is going to be disgusting, so how about we timeskip this real quick?
~When the dare is done~
All boy Dragon Slayers: BLEGH EWWWW!! *spitting on the floor*
Sting: *shudders* I'm scarred for life..
Me: Yeah, trust me when I say next chapter you're dead.
Sting: Wait, WHAT!?!
Me: Soo..Keysha, what's your last dare?
Keysha: *looking at pictures she took of Sting kissing the other Dragon Slayers* Oh right, I dare all of you to kiss the person you hate the most! ^-^
Everyone: WHAT!?!
Me: Naturally, I can't. cx
Yuki: And anyone I kiss will die immediately because I would've killed them. c:
Wyt: Same for me.
Keysha: Everyone else, go ahead!
Me: *holds in vomit* Um, do I have to describe this?
Keysha: Well...no, I guess not..
Me: Good, cause I think I'm going to be sick if I do..
~after the dare is done~
Everyone: PTOOEY!!
Me: *comes back from vomiting* God that was just disgusting..
Yuki/Keysha: Agreed...
Me: Well, that's *cough* it for today, please don't forget to *cough* post your dares in the comments...
Sting: WHAT DID YOU MEAN I'M DEAD NEXT CHAPTER?!
Me: Find out..next chapter...
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