Me: Hi minna-san! We have Ruka-chan with us

Ruka: Okay, I dare Rogue to kiss Zeref on the lips.And for sting,make him pissed off of you (sorry, I really want to see it) and Laxus.

Rogue/Sting: .....

Me: .......

Jessie: *pokes my arm* You okay..?

Me: *Cheshire cat smile creeps onto lips*

Mark: Oh my gerd EVERYONE STEP BACK

Everyone: *steps back*

Sting: ...I don't think I like that smile.

Me: Oh don't worry my dare's not first, first is Rogue.

Wyt: *slightly blushing while still trying to keep on an emotionless expression*

Rogue: I have to do what now?

Me: You know what it is. Now go *points to Zeref (who somehow got here?)*

Zeref: *dark aura* If you dare.

Rogue: It's not like I want to do it!

Zeref: Then don't.

Me: Oh for God's sake *shoves Rogue to Zeref*

Rogue: *accidentally kisses Zeref*

Zeref: *VERY pissed and eyes turn red* Cono....

Rogue: *sweatdrops* U-uh....Wyt?

Wyt: *also has red eyes* CONO...!

Rogue: Oh shit.. *runs away*

Ruka: Your turn Crystal!

Sting: Tch, there's no way she could piss me off!

Me: *cheshire smile returns* Oh?

Jessie/Mark: ...You asked for it dude.

Me: *ahem* OH MY GERD IT'S FREAKING STING EUCLIFFE!

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Jessie/Mark/Sting: O_O?!?!??!

Ruka: XD

Dark Crystal: *rubs temples in annoyance* She's turned on fangirl mode.

Jessie: F-...fangirl mode?

Dark Crystal: It's when you can't stop freaking out over your favorite character and stuff like that.

Jessie: O..kay then..

Me: STING! STINGSTINGSTINGSTINGSTINGSTINGSTINGSTINGSTING!

Sting: *slightly irritated* What is it?! I'm right next to you!

Me: *shoves a photo of Sting and Zoey together* IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'RE DATING ZOEY AND DUMPING JESSIE?!? HUH HUH IS IT IS IT IS IT!?!?!

Jessie: WHAT?!?!

Sting: *sweat starts dripping down forehead* U-um, w-well..

Me: IS IT ALSO TRUE THAT YOU'RE ALSO DATING YUKINO AS YOU DATE ZOEY AND JESSIE?!

Yukino: H-heh?!

Jessie: !?!?!?

Sting: *sweating profusely yet still starting to get angry at me* I think you should be quiet now Crystal...

Me: OO OO I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU LOVE ROGUE OR NOT. SAY YOU DON'T LOVE HIM SAYITSAYITSAYITSAYITSAYITSAYITSAYITSAYITSAYIT!!!!

Sting: *ticked off* Ok stop this right now...

Me: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH HUH CANICANICANICANICANICANICANICANICANI?!?!?!

Sting: *pissed* WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!? YOU SOUND LIKE FREAKING LAXUS WHEN HE'S ON DRAGON HORMONES!

Me: *evilly smirks* and points to behind him*

Sting: WHAT?! *turns around to see an angry Laxus* U-um..

Laxus: Crystal...*cracks knuckles*

Me: *puts Laxus' fist down* I got dis. *takes out big-ass sword*

Sting: *starts shaking in fear and faints*

Me: Lol, I didn't even do anything yet.

Laxus: Lo...l?

Me: *puts sword away* It's Real World language just ignore it.

Laxus: *sweatdrops* Okay then..

Me: Welp, that's all for this chapter! Until next time minna-san!