Me: Hi minna-san, let's continue or cupid dares for the Dragon Slayers!

Jessie: Moh, where have you been for.. *checks last time updated* 10 days?! Wth, where have you been?!

Me: It's called being busy! >_<

Mark: *snickers* Yeah, you, busy, I don't buy it.

Me: OH SHUT IT WILL YA?! *pulls out big enchanted sword*

Mark: *sweatdrops* H-hai!

Me: *takes a deep breath* Okay, part 3....what are your dares Helpless?

Helpless: Okay, now for dares 6-8!

Mark/Jessie/Sting: SIX THROUGH EIGHT?!?!?!

Helpless: Ohhhhh, we're are so not finished with this dare. :3

Mark/Jessie/Sting: *souls fly away*

Me: *gets them back* Mm, no time to die! It's time for dares! What's your dares Helpless?

Helpless: Here's the list for this chapter:

6. I dare Gajeel to kiss Levy and propose to Arina, then bitch slap Mirajane, then piss off Zeref.

7. I dare Laxus to make out with Mira and steal Jessie's clothes, and have a brawl with Erza ^-^ and don't forget to stab Gray in the face.

8. I dare Cobra to posion Kinana then kiss her and destory Erza's cake. Then snap Cana in half, Just to piss off gildarts.

Me: *writing down dares on notepad* Alright, that's all for this chapter.

Jessie/Mark/Sting: *sweatdrops* Atleast they don't have to do with us...

Me: Oh Gajeel~?

Gajeel: Whadoya want?

Me: *innocent smile on* Mm, nothing, I just want you to *whispers first part, then after that the rest*

Gajeel: *blushes really madly* N-no way!

Me: Do it! Do it!  Do it! :D

Helpless: Yeah, do it! c:

Gajeel: *sweatdrops* F-fine!  *goes up to Levy*

Levy: *looks up from book* Yes Gajeel?

Gajeel: *kisses her briefly*

Levy: *starts blushing*  G-Gajeel!  W-what was that for?

Gajeel: *walks away and towards Arina*

Levy: O-oi!  Don't walk away like that!

Gajeel: *ignores her* Hey Arina.

Arina: *still pissed and a bit gloomy* What?

Gajeel: o_o' Why are you gloomy?

Arina: Rogue never gave me his answer...

Mark: *from afar* You never let him reply!

Arina: Oh shut up okay?!  Anyways, what do you want?

Gajeel: *gulps and goes down on one knee* Marry me.

Levy/Arina: O◡O Heh?!?!

Mira: *crushes an empty barrel* Gale is broken....SOMEONE MUST FIX IT!!!

Arina: WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS MARRYING?!?!  

Levy: SOLID SCRIPT: FLOOD!  *rushing water in the form of the word 'flood' goes towards Gajeel*

Gajeel: *gets swept up in the current* OI!!

Levy: *very pissed* YOU'RE A BIG DUMB ******* FOR KISSING ME AND PROPOSING TO A B**** LIKE ARINA!!

Arina: WHO YOU CALLING B****?!

Levy: YOU!

Arina/Levy: *starts catfighting each other*

Me: *sweatdrops*

Sting/Jessie: Ooo, catfight! ≧◠ᴥ◠≦✊

Mark/Me: O.O' .....

Me: A-ano...

Mark: I think we should get back to the dares..

Helpless/Me: Agreed...

Me: Where's Gajeel anyways?

Gajeel: *finally escapes the flood* GASP!!

Me: Ah, there he is!

Gajeel: *soaked* Are we...done yet?

Me: Nope!  You gotta bitch slap Mira then piss off Zeref!

Gajeel: ....didn't I already piss off the demon? *glances at Levy and Arina, who were still fighting*

Me: Jeez, I didn't even know Levy could do that, but nope, wrong demon.

Gajeel: ....

Me: *shoves him towards pissed Mira* Good luck!

Mark: You'll need it...

Mira: *still pissed about the ship but brightens when seeing Gajeel* Ah, Gajeel!  You gonna fix Gale?????

Gajeel: Er.....

Mira: You will won't you?  WON'T YOU!?!?

Gajeel: *bitch slaps her* Jeez, get a grip!  You need one!

Mira: *dark aura starts to appear around her*

Gajeel: *starts to back away* D-did I say that..?  What I meant is, you just need to....

Mira: *dark and threatening voice* need to what?

Gajeel: *tiny voice* Need to...  *runs away*

Mira: *goes into Satan Soul* YOU'RE COMING BACK AND FIXING GALE!!!!  *chases after him*

Gajeel: Do I really need to piss of Zeref?!  I think I pissed off someone way stronger than a dummy like him!!

Me: *sweatdrops* ...I suggest turning your head to the right.

Gajeel: *stops running and turns to the right*

Zeref: *pissed* A dummy?!

Gajeel: Um...did I say that?

Zeref: DEMONS!! GET HIM!!!

Gajeel: *starts running* HOW WAS ZEREF THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!

Me: >.>

Rose/Wyt: *very angry*...

Mark: ....They're gonna get revenge later aren't they?

Me: Mm, next chapter...

Helpless: Oh well, until then, it's Laxus's turn!

Laxus: Did someone say my name?

Helpless: I did actually!

Laxus: What do you want then?

Helpless: *whispers dare into his ear*

Laxus: O//////////O *thinking perverted thoughts*

Me: Mm, all those thoughts will come true my DS..

Mark: DS?

Sting: You mean like that game controller or something?

Me: -_-' No, it's short for Dragon Slayer..

Sting: Ohhhhhh...

Me: I think he's even denser that Natsu..

Helpless: Probably right....go do the dares now Laxus!

Laxus: *gulps* M-Mira?

Mira: *stops chasing Gajeel and goes back to normal form* Hai?

Laxus: *walks up to her and caresses her cheek* Mira...

Mira: Laxus...

Me: Oh go do it already won't you?! *pulls curtain over them*

Mark: Sheesh, what's up with you?

Me: Too cheesy for me. xP

Natsu: *comes running in* DID SOMEONE SAY CHEESE?!

Me: *facepalm* 

Jessie: *rolls eyes* I got this..  *goes up to Natsu*  Hey Natsu.

Natsu: What?  I'm looking for da precious cheeze!

Jessie: *pulls out cheese wedge*

Natsu: O▿O I WANTZZZ!!!!

Jessie: You want it?  You want it boy??

Natsu: YESHHH!!! 

Jessie: *throws it really far away* GO GET IT BOY!!

Natsu: *runs after the cheese wedge*

Mark: ...Well, that did the trick.

Jessie: Mm, always works.  Now, back to the dare?

Me: Right!  OI LAXUS, FINISH UP ALREADY!

Laxus: *covered by the curtain* One more minute?

Me: EW, NO! *looks away and teleports Laxus back, with clothes back on*

Laxus: Aww..

Me: ...Jeez you've become so perverted.  No wonder I wrote those words on your head.

Laxus: Wait, what?

Me: Go do the next part Laxus!

Laxus: *groans* Fiiiine... *goes to Jessie*

Jessie: *look at Natsu from afar* Yeah Laxus?

Laxus: *steals her clothes*

Jessie: O////O THE HELL LAXUS?!

Laxus: ......*nosebleeds*

Mira: *back in clothes* OI, AFTER ALL THAT?! *slaps him and runs away crying*

Laxus: Wait, Mira-chan~  *starts to feel immense magic pressure and slowly turns around*

Jessie: *very pissed* WATER DRAGON FORCE!! *changes into new clothes and activates dragon force*

Laxus: *sweatdrops* Uh-oh.. *runs away*

Jessie: COME BACK HERE AND FACE STORMY JUDGEMENT!

Laxus: HEY UH, ERZA?  WANNA BRAWL?!

Erza: *calmly turns around from eating cake* Sure. *teleports sword to her hand* Jessie, stop chasing after him so that we can have a fair duel.

Jessie: *still angry* Fine..  *stops dragon force*

Laxus: Phew..

Erza: *requips into flame empress armor*

Laxus/Erza: *fights each other*

Laxus: How am I *oof* gonna *ack* get Gray now??

Me: Heehee..

Laxus: ?

Gray: Oi, Crystal, what do you want?

Mark: ...phone?

Me: The only technology this world doesn't have. :3

Mark: ...Other world? o.o

Me: I'll save that for another book.  Anyways, go Laxus!

Laxus: *facepalm* Alright.  OI GRAY!

Gray: What?!

Laxus: *gets lightning bolt in hand and stabs him in the face*

Gray: AUGHHHHHHH WHY?!?!?!

Me: ...Sheesh, that's harsh.

Helpless: I know. :3

Me/Mark/Jessie: .....

Me: ...Next part...then...

Helpless: Hehehe, oh Cobra~~!

Cobra: What?!

Helpless: *whispers dare into his ear*

Cobra: O_O I-I can't do that to Cubellios!

Me: Mm, too bad, go do it.  

Cobra: H-how am I suppose to do it anyways?!

Me: I don't know!  You're a Poison Dragon Slayer!  You figure it out! *pushes him towards Kinana*

Kinana: Oh, hi Eric!

Cobra: *blushes* Er, hi....Kinana..

Helpless: Hurry up!

Cobra: Tch, okay okay!

Kinana: Hurry what up?

Cobra: *kisses Kinana with lips full of poison*

Mira: NO, KINABRA!!! 

Me: *sniffles* My fav ship...

Helpless: FAV?! 

Me: Well, one of da best, next to Nalu and Gruvia.

Helpless: Okay...good...

Kinana: *dead in Cobra's arms*

Cobra: Cubellios!! ╥︣﹏᷅╥᷅

Me/Mira: *sniffles* KINABRA!!!! DX

Me: *sniffles* Dat picture....above or to the right... T^T

Jessie: Huh...well, what do ya know. >_>

Me: *sniffle* Continue da dare...

Cobra: ╥﹏╥ No use in living without Cubellios... *goes to bar table and destroys Erza's cake*

Erza: *still fighting with Laxus* MY CAKE!!!

Cobra: *ignores her and goes to a drunk Cana*

Cana: Whadoya want Scale Boy??

Cobra: *snaps her in half*

Gildarts: CANAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Cobra: ....Meh. ╥_╥

Gildarts: GRRR TEMA!!! *chases after him*

Me: *sniffles* That's all for this chapter, until next time...

Wyt/Rose: WE'LL GET REVENGE NEXT CHAPTER!!

Me: Dat picture though... ╥﹏╥