Me: Hi minna-san!  This shall be the second part of Helpless's dares!

Jessie/Sting: Part 2?!  We barely survived the last part!

Me: Well, you should've been listening to me when I said that this dare will span for, like, three chapters!

Jessie/Sting: .....

Me: *ahem* Now Helpless, what are your next dares?

Helpless: Right!  Okay, so we did two, eight more to go!

Jessie/Mark/Sting: EIGHT!?!?

Helpless: Yup!  So...

3. I dare Arina to kiss Rogue and stab Natsu in the chest, and to go on a train ride, then ask Rogue to marry her. :3

4. I dare Rogue to carry Arina bridal style for a day then jump in a pool of posion and posion snakes, then make out with Gray, then make out with Jellal.

5. I dare Natsu to steal Lucy's bra and kick happy then also make out with Gray :3 Then wear Lucy's bra around his eyes.

Me: Yeah, that'll be it for this chapter..

Helpless: Okay! ^-^  

Me: So, go Arina! :3

Arina: Why do I have to kiss Rogue?

Me: You're his girlfriend right? ._.'

Arina: Fine! -.- Hey Rogue?

Rogue: AH GET AWAY FROM ME YUKI!!

Arina: ...I'm not Yuki. -_-'

Yuki: That's mean Ryos! T^T

Rogue: Oh, sorry Arina.  What's up?

Arina: *kisses him briefly on the lips*

Rogue: o///o

Arina: -////-  What's next then?

Me: *looks at Helpless's dare list* Stab Natsu in the chest.

Natsu: Stab who now?

Arina: Easy enough. *stabs Natsu with a crystal shard*

Natsu: *falls onto the floor bleeding*

Arina: Now what?

Me: :3 fufufu... *whispers the next part*

Arina: O_O NO!! NONONONONO!!!

Helpless: Do it! :3

Arina: >_<  NO.

Me: Hey Helpless, got any extra poison?

Helpless: Matter of fact, I do. ^-^

Arina: ....Fine! >///<  Rogue..

Rogue: *still blushing* Y-yeah?

Arina: Will you....marry me?

Me/Helpless/Mark/Sting/Jessie: *leans forward in suspense*

Yuki: SAY NO!!

Rogue: O////O .............

Arina: >//////< OH SHUT UP WILL YOU?!  CRYSTAL MOON DRAGON ROAR!!! *sends Rogue flying*

Rogue: *flying* BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!

Me/Helpless/Mark/Sting/Jessie: XDD

Yuki: Phew...

Me: Don't we need Rogue for this next part?

Helpless: But I want to see a Rogue shooting star... -3-

Me: *sigh* Sorry. *teleports Rogue back*

Rogue: ......

Me: *ahem* Now, go do the first part Rogue. ^-^

Rogue: -//////- Fine, BUT SHE BETTER NOT HURT MEH ANYMORE!

Me: You know I can't promise that.

Rogue: >_< *picks up Arina and holds her bridal style*

Arina: OI PUT ME DOWN!!

Rogue: ...Can't.

Me: *looks at dare list* Actually, even though Helpless said for a day, I don't want to drag Arina into the next parts.

Rogue: ...What are the next parts?

Me: Find out. ^-^

Arina: *gets off of Rogue and slaps him* B***ch...

Me: Told ya I can't promise. :3

Rogue: -_-'

Helpless: Now go do the next part!

Rogue: I don't know what the next part is!

Me: *whispers next part*

Rogue: WHAT THE HECK IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND JUMPING OFF OF BUILDINGS?!?!

Helpless: It's fun to watch. ^-^

Rogue: ....

Me: Quit whining and start jumping! *teleports him to a tall building*

Rogue: Will there ever be such a thing as a pass?

Me: Hmm, depends. *pushes him off the building*

Rogue: AHHHHH!!!!! *splashes into the pool of poison and poison snakes and dies immediately*

Me: Revive him?

Helpless: Revive him. >:3

Me: *revives Rogue and sends him back*

Rogue: ALIVE!!

Me: ...For the next part!

Rogue: DAMN IT!

Me: Ohh Gray and Jellal~

Gray/Jellal: What?

Me: *pushes Rogue towards them* Have fun you non-straight people. ^-^

Gray/Jellal: Yeah okay--wait, did you just say non-straight?

Me: ^-^ *puts a curtain over them*  What's next?

Helpless: Natsu's turn! :3

Me: o.e Well.... *looks at Natsu*

Natsu: *dead from too much bleeding*

Helpless: Oh, riiiight. 

Me: *revives him*

Natsu: *gasp* WHERE'S ARINA???

Arina: Right here. -_-'

Natsu: Arina, I'm gonna--

Me: Oh, no no no no!! ^-^ *tugs on his scarf to stop him*

Natsu: *gags* What was that for??

Helpless: It's your turn for the dares now! ^-^

Natsu: Okay, whatever.  What are they?

Me: *whispers the first part*

Natsu: o.O S-seriously..?

Me: Yup!

Natsu: *evil smile* Okay... >:)

Me: O.O Maybe that wasn't the best dare to give him...

Helpless: Well that wasn't the reaction I wanted. -_-'

Natsu: Ney, Lucy?

Lucy: Yeah?

Natsu: *steals Lucy's bra*

Lucy: OI GIVE THAT BACK NATSU!!

Natsu: Gahahah, neva! XD

Me/Helpless: O.o .....

Happy: That's Natsu for ya!

Natsu: Oi Happy!

Happy: Aye?

Natsu: *kicks him and sends him flying*

Happy: WHY?!?!?

Natsu: Ah, so is that it?

Me: Nope! *whispers the next part*

Natsu: ....Okay, let's not go that far..

Mark: o.o His enthusiasm died down quickly..

Jessie: *whispers the dare to Mark*

Mark: Ohhh, I see. -_-'

Me: *looks at the curtain* ...Looks like he's not done, so...you get a pass, FOR TODAY.  Well, I guess you can't call it a pass because I'll make it up later. :3

Natsu: Ah, okay!

Mark/Jessie: He's dead...

Me: Don't spoil it~ 

Natsu: Spoil what?

Me: Nothing~ *puts on innocent smile*

Natsu: Okay!  Got anything else for me?

Me: Hmm, yeah. *whispers last part*

Natsu: *perverted smile on his lips* I can do that!

Lucy: *catches up to Natsu* OI NATSU!! GIVE ME BACK MY BRA!!

Natsu: No can do Lucy! *puts it on his eyes*

Lucy: OI NATSU!!! >/////////<

Mira: NALU NALU NALU!!!! 

Lucy: YAMATE!!! (stop it)

Me: Might have spelled that wrong, but you get the idea. ^-^'

Jessie: So, recap of the damage..?

Mark: Arina's pissed, Rogue's still...you know, Natsu's gone perverted, Mira's gone matchmaker crazy, and, oh yeah, Erza's still gone. -_-'

Jessie: Yeah, that's a good summary. >_<

Me: Well, that's all for this chapter!  Until next time minna-san!

Natsu: Hmm, Lucy, your bra smells nice!

Lucy: QUIT IT!!!