Me: Hi minna-san!  Today we have--

Jessie: *shakes me* WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!?

Me: *dizzy* I-I had stuff to do jeez!

Mark: *sweatdrops* Why do you care?

Jessie: I've been so boooooored.... -_-'

Me: *ahem* Well, you won't be bored anymore, because today we have Helpless-chan!

Helpless: Hi guys!  Alright.  I'm going to be cupid today, and evil cupid :3 Sorry if it's a little too much ^-^)

Me: It's alright, what are your dares?

Helpless: *takes a deep breath* Alright. I'm going to be cupid today. And evil cupid :3 sorry if it's alittle to much. ^-^)  

1. I dare Sting to steal Jessie's bra and makeout with Gajeel, and jump off a building naked singing I'm sexy and I know it, then tell Erza she's fat.

2. I dare Jessie to sit on Stings shoulders and kick Gajeel in the balls, and eat a humans arm, and kiss Laxus ^~^ Pis off Mira and Freed...xD

Sting/Jessie/Mark: O.O"

Sting: ...Is that it?

Helpless: Nope!  Next I--

Me: Er, let's do that next chapter.

Helpless: Oh, okay.

Jessie: ....

Me: I think all your dares are gonna span into, like, three chapters. ._.'

Helpless: Dares. Gotta love em.

Me: Can't agree more.

Helpless: All the people who will be pissed off today and the other chapters...Let's hope no one can make voodoo dolls  ._.

Me: Agreed.

Jessie: Wait, what was the first dare?

Me: :3 Ohhh Stiiing~?

Sting: >_<  I'm sorry Jessie... *steals her bra*

Jessie: STING!! >/////< *starts chasing him*

Sting: *runs away* HELP!!

Helpless: You called? ^-^ *teleports him to Gajeel*

Sting: NO, WRONG KIND OF HELP!!

Me: *cough cough* Hurry up!

Sting: *sweatdrops*

Gajeel: What happened to no more dares of this kind?!

Me: This was dare was made before I made that announcement. ._.'

Mark: Jeez that was a long time ago!

Me: *sigh* I knowz....anyways, go do it Gajeel or you're gonna have to drink that poison Sting drank!

Sting: What poison?

Me: *whispers to Gajeel* Yeah we had to erase his memories of that..

Gajeel: O_O FINE!!

Me: ...Let's timeskip this.

~After they're done~

Sting: ....Done yet?

Helpless: Nope!

Sting: ...T^T

Me: Heehee! *teleports him to a building*

Sting: *tick mark can be seen* D-do I really have to do this naked?

Helpless: Yup!

Me: But, it you don't want that.. c:< *teleports Jessie to the building*

Jessie: >/////< PUT ON SOME CLOTHES DAMMIT!! *pushes him off the building*

Sting: *falling* AHHHHHH!!!

Helpless: That's not the lyrics!!

Sting: SCREW YOU!!!

Helpless: Strike 2...

Sting: I-I'm sexy and I know it!

Helpless: There we go! *teleports him back to the ground*

Sting: CLOTHES?!? >///<

Helpless: Oh, hehe, right. *teleports his clothes back* Now go tell Erza you-know-what! ^-^

Erza: Tell me what?

Sting: .......

Me: Go on! ^-^

Sting: ....Erza...

Erza: Yes...?

Sting: ...You're fat.

Erza: WHAT?!?!?!? *requips into flame armor* STIIIIING!!!!!

Sting: AHHH HELP ME!! *starts running away*

Erza: *chases after him*

Me: Hmm, what's next?  Oh right!  Jessie~

Jessie: ...Can I go back to being bored?  I think that was more safe.

Me: Nope!

Helpless: Awweh, we need Sting for this dare, too bad... *puts down popcorn and teleports him away from Erza*

Erza: WHERE DID HE GO?!?

Helpless: *points her in the wrong direction* He went that way!

Erza: STING YOU DIE TODAY!! *goes in that direction*

Me: ...She's going to kill you later...

Helpless: Eh. ^-^

Sting: *pant* I'm...alive!

Helpless: Yeah, you're alive for the next dare!

Sting: ....

Me: Now go ahead Jessie! *takes out phone*

Jessie: I really hate you Helpless.. *sits on Sting's shoulders*

Sting: Ack, you're heavy!!

Jessie: SHUT IT STING!

Sting: H-hai!

Me: Okay, now go to the next part!

Jessie: *gets off Sting*

Sting: *collapses from exhaustion*

Jessie: You deserve it b***ch -_-

Sting: *knocked out*

Jessie: *goes up to Gajeel* Hey Gajeel!

Gajeel: What?  I'm trying to wipe my memory of *shudder* what happened..

Jessie: Yeah, well.. *kicks him in the nuts*

Gajeel: *high pitch voice* Ow... *collapses on the floor*

Me: Ooh, and high heels too!

Helpless: That's gotta hurt bad....I loved it!

Mark: .....torturer...

Helpless: Heehee, yup!

Me: Come on Jessie, to the next part! c:<

Jessie: *throws up a little in her mouth* Do I have to?

Me: Yup! *hands her a human arm*

Mark: *goes to a trash can and throws up*

Me: *whispers to Helpless* Don't worry it's fake but I stuffed it with meat >:)

Helpless: *whispers back* Hehe, this'll be fun to watch..

Jessie: *hesitantly takes a bite and throws up in another trash can*  I think I'm gonna throw up...

Me: Oh, you already did. ^-^

Jessie: I knew that... *continues eating*

Me: -_-'  This'll take a while..

~After she's done~

Jessie: There  *throws up a little in her mouth again* Done..

Me: Yeah, but your dares are not!

Jessie: goes to a sink, throws up, then washes her mouth* Alright alright, what now?

Me: ...You know what. c:

Jessie: *sigh* Yeah... *goes up to Laxus*

Laxus: What do you want?

Jessie: This *pulls Laxus towards her and kisses him*

Mira/Freed: O_O

Jessie: *pulls him away* There.

Laxus: *blushes* W-what was that for?

Jessie: ..Don't get any ideas. -_-'

Mira: *goes into Satan Soul* YOU BROKE MY MOST IMPORTANT SHIP, BECAUSE IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MINE!!!!!!!

Freed: DARK ECRITURE: DEMON!!!

Mark: *sweatdrops* Run Jessie, run...

Jessie: Good idea... *starts running away*

Freed/Mira: *Chases after her*