A New Darer To Stay!

Me: Hi minna-san! Today, we have another new darer and she's here to stay! Please welcome @Joker_Oneechan!

Joker_Oneechan: Wahahaha! Yes! I can finally dare them! Oh and yes I am a dragon slayer! A midnight dragon slayer hehehe! And I'm just a kind person.

Dark Crystal: Oo...I think I like her already...minus the kind person part but what can you do?

Joker_Oneechan: Oh and my nickname is Tadzuna hehe.

Me: Well Tadzuna, what's your dare or dares?

Tadzuna: Well my dare for Sting is to punch Natsu for 10 times, Rogue has to dress up like Frosch and say " Rogue thinks so too!" And for Cobra...well I dare him to bake a delicious cake without poison! And yeah sorry if I'm weird hehehe.

Me: Oh Tadzuna, we're all weird here. I mean, I have a frikin book that tortures Dragon Slayers and a separate dark personality. xD

Dragon Slayers: Don't forget the other darers..

Yuki/Wyt/Ruka/Helpless: HEY!

Me: Okayyyy.....on to the dares! Sting~?

Sting: *cracks knuckles* I'm actually going to enjoy this..

Natsu: *pissed* Can't I fight back?!

Me/Tadzuna: Nope.

Natsu: >_<

Sting: *punches him in the gut*

Natsu: *barely fazed* Is that all you got? T_T

Jessie: OI DON'T STEAL MY CATCHPHRASE!

Mark: *sweatdrops* You have a catchphrase..?

Jessie: Oh shut up. >_<

Sting: Oh yeah? *punches him...where the sun don't shine*

Natsu: *high pitched voice* Okay...that might've hurt a bit..

Sting: *smirks* Well then... *punches him there 8 more times*

Natsu: *on the ground groaning*

Sting: *brushes the dust off of his hands* My work here is done.

Me: Rogue??

Rogue: *gloomy aura* Do I...really have to?

Me: Rogue, if Frosch was here (she/he is not because of Yuki's dare still), then she/he would cry because you won't do it. T_T

Rogue: ....Fine.

Tadzuna: *hands him a pink frog costume*

Rogue: *puts it on* Rogue thinks so too! (thinks: I feel like a complete idiot..)

Everyone: XDDDD

Rogue: ╥﹏╥

Me: *wipes tear of joy away* Ah..I could go for some cake. Cobra?

Cobra: ..I don't know how to make a cake without poison.

Me: *gives him a recipe* There.

Cobra: O..kay?

Mark/Jessie/Sting: ....What recipe did you give him?

Me: oh, just a recipe Tadzuna gave me. ^-^

Mark/Jessie/Sting: *turns to Tadzuna*

Tadzuna: c: You'll never know.

Cobra: *takes cake out of oven* Anyone wanna try..?

Mark: ...I'm good.

Jessie: I'll pass.

Sting: Yeah..no.

Me: What? It's just mud and bug cake..

Mark/Jessie/Sting: O_O *runs away*

Me: ...Did I forget to mention that the mud's chocolate and the bugs are gummies? c:

Tadzuna: Hehe, nice pause.

Me: Nice dares and cake. *takes a bite of cake*

Tadzuna: *does the same*

Me: *with mouth full of cake* Well tat's all fo dis chwapter! Util nest time mwinna-san!

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