A New Darer To Stay!
Me: Hi minna-san! Today, we have another new darer and she's here to stay! Please welcome @Joker_Oneechan!
Joker_Oneechan: Wahahaha! Yes! I can finally dare them! Oh and yes I am a dragon slayer! A midnight dragon slayer hehehe! And I'm just a kind person.
Dark Crystal: Oo...I think I like her already...minus the kind person part but what can you do?
Joker_Oneechan: Oh and my nickname is Tadzuna hehe.
Me: Well Tadzuna, what's your dare or dares?
Tadzuna: Well my dare for Sting is to punch Natsu for 10 times, Rogue has to dress up like Frosch and say " Rogue thinks so too!" And for Cobra...well I dare him to bake a delicious cake without poison! And yeah sorry if I'm weird hehehe.
Me: Oh Tadzuna, we're all weird here. I mean, I have a frikin book that tortures Dragon Slayers and a separate dark personality. xD
Dragon Slayers: Don't forget the other darers..
Yuki/Wyt/Ruka/Helpless: HEY!
Me: Okayyyy.....on to the dares! Sting~?
Sting: *cracks knuckles* I'm actually going to enjoy this..
Natsu: *pissed* Can't I fight back?!
Me/Tadzuna: Nope.
Natsu: >_<
Sting: *punches him in the gut*
Natsu: *barely fazed* Is that all you got? T_T
Jessie: OI DON'T STEAL MY CATCHPHRASE!
Mark: *sweatdrops* You have a catchphrase..?
Jessie: Oh shut up. >_<
Sting: Oh yeah? *punches him...where the sun don't shine*
Natsu: *high pitched voice* Okay...that might've hurt a bit..
Sting: *smirks* Well then... *punches him there 8 more times*
Natsu: *on the ground groaning*
Sting: *brushes the dust off of his hands* My work here is done.
Me: Rogue??
Rogue: *gloomy aura* Do I...really have to?
Me: Rogue, if Frosch was here (she/he is not because of Yuki's dare still), then she/he would cry because you won't do it. T_T
Rogue: ....Fine.
Tadzuna: *hands him a pink frog costume*
Rogue: *puts it on* Rogue thinks so too! (thinks: I feel like a complete idiot..)
Everyone: XDDDD
Rogue: ╥﹏╥
Me: *wipes tear of joy away* Ah..I could go for some cake. Cobra?
Cobra: ..I don't know how to make a cake without poison.
Me: *gives him a recipe* There.
Cobra: O..kay?
Mark/Jessie/Sting: ....What recipe did you give him?
Me: oh, just a recipe Tadzuna gave me. ^-^
Mark/Jessie/Sting: *turns to Tadzuna*
Tadzuna: c: You'll never know.
Cobra: *takes cake out of oven* Anyone wanna try..?
Mark: ...I'm good.
Jessie: I'll pass.
Sting: Yeah..no.
Me: What? It's just mud and bug cake..
Mark/Jessie/Sting: O_O *runs away*
Me: ...Did I forget to mention that the mud's chocolate and the bugs are gummies? c:
Tadzuna: Hehe, nice pause.
Me: Nice dares and cake. *takes a bite of cake*
Tadzuna: *does the same*
Me: *with mouth full of cake* Well tat's all fo dis chwapter! Util nest time mwinna-san!
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