Me: Hi minna-san!  Today we have a dare!

Mark: Hey, what about my dare??

Me: Mark, shut up, minna-san are more important than you.  Besides, when we have no dares, you can do it, alright?

Mark: *grumbles*

Me: Anyways, Today, we have Wyt_Infinity!

Wyt: Hi guys!

Me: She's one of the people who inspired me with her book Ask or Dare the Dragon Slayers!

Sting: Gimme a second.. *writes down her name*

Me: *sweatdrops* you realize she's right next to you right?

Wyt: *watching Sting write down her name*

Sting: AH!  *crumples the paper and destroys it* Um, what??

Wyt: Right..

Me: Anyways, the dare?

Wyt: Kay, I dare the boy Dragon Slayers and Jessie to fight me full on!! And you know my magic right?

Me: Um, Light Dragon Slayer Magic right?

Wyt: That and devil magic with dragon force!!

Jessie/Sting/Mark: *sweatdrops*

Sting: Yeah, not doing this *runs away*

Mark: *transforms into a shadow and stops Sting and brings him back* Too bad Sting it's a dare.

Jessie: Why am I in this?!  I'm suppose to be the person who watches the dares...

Me: Well, maybe in Wyt's book, but not here! ^-^

Jessie: Atleast my hatred has not dissappeared....

Me: Hate me or not, still gotta do it!

Sting: Oh yeah?  Then where's everyone else?

Natsu/Laxus/Gajeel/Rogue/Cobra: *slams the door open* WHO'S IN A BIKINI!?!?

Jessie: *sweatdrops* no..one?

Me: *stifles a laugh*

Sting: Crystal, what did you do?

Me: *hides phone* Oh, nothing...

Jessie/Mark: Perverts...

Wendy: *gently opens the door* Um, I got a text to come here?

Me: Aw yes, c'mere Wendy-chan. ^-^

Wendy: Are you going to dare me?

Me: Nope, you're too cute (for this kind of dare).

Wendy: Oh, then why am I here?

Me: Oh, I just wanted someone other than Mark to watch this with me.

Wendy: Oh...ok?

Mark: Hey, that's mean!

Me: Too bad.

Mark: ;-;

Me: Anyways, onto the dare!

All boy Dragon Slayers: We're so dead..

Sting: Atleast it's not just me..

Jessie: I know you guys are, but maybe I can atleast survive..

Wyt: Most likely not *cracks knuckles*

Jessie: We'll see...

Wyt: Light Dragon ROAR!! *sends a huge tunnel of light from her mouth to the Dragon Slayers*

Jessie: *jumps out of the way*

All boy Dragon Slayers: *gets hit and are knocked out*

Jessie: Okay, now that's just sad...

Wyt: Yeah, they're idiots.

Jessie: No kidding.

Wyt: So, continue the battle?

Jessie: How about a truce? .-.

Wyt: Nope *goes into Dragon Force*

Jessie: *sigh* So much for ending this the easy way.. *goes into Dragon Force as well*

~10 hours later~

Jessie/Wyt: *knocked out from using too much magic power*

Me: Huh, guess it's a draw.

Mark: *still drawing on the boys' faces with permanent marker* yup...

Me: Hey, I wanna draw too! *draws mustaches on their faces*

Wendy: *sweatdrops* Um, shouldn't we wake them up?

Me: Nah, they'll be fine next chapter, I think, but until then, wanna draw with me? 

Wendy: Sure! *takes out her own permanent marker and starts drawing on Rogue*

Me: Well minna-san, that's a wrap!  Don't forget to post more dares! *writes 'I'm such a pervert' on Laxus*