We got three people who got asks and dares!

cartoonshipper33
Kyle shut up.

Kyle: Fuck you. Don't be all mad when he drives you insane. After I warned you!

And Cartman can I have a hug?

Cartman: Cheesy poofs. First.

Kyle: Told you he was just a greedy bastard.

Cartman: Your dare was to shut your ass up!

Kenny I dare you to kiss Butters! ^^

Butters: KISS!? I UHM! I've never done anything like this before! And I'm sure my folks would be awful sore-

Kenny: Yeah, but would you be awful sore?

Butters: Well uh...no..

Kenny: Then let's do it.

Butters: But my pa-

Kenny: Leo, they aren't here. You wanna do it. So let's just do what you wanna do.

Butters: A-Alright..

(Ish cute)

marierainbowme
Hey Craig can you and Kenny and Stan give tips on how to get a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Craig: Always be there for them. And when something goes wrong, try to calm them down and make sure you know how they feel about the situation before you do anything else to help.

Kenny: Compliments are loved! But make sure not to do it all the time. Tell them how beautiful they are and basically pour your heart out when you're around them. Make them feel loved.

Stan: Don't be too clingy. Especially when they're mad, give them some space and talk it out with them. Always make them laugh, but don't go overboard with the silliness. Or else they'll give you disappointing looks. And those are very...very...scary.

princess255599
Kyle, you worry about Cartman a lot, are you sure you "hate" him? It seems to me you do like him

Kyle: LIKE HIM!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

Cartman: Kyahl you can't deny my sexiness! I. Am. Hot!

Kyle: Yeah, to a pig. You are a pig's dream mate.

Cartman: Fuck you Kyahl!

Kyle: My. Name. Is. Not. Kyahl.

Cartman: Whatever Kyahl.

Kyle: CALL ME KYAHL ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL BEAT YOUR FAT ASS!

Stan have you ever thought of being with a guy just once?

Stan: The only guy I've ever been with is Kyle. I've never thought of being with someone else. And I don't think I ever will be....unless you're breaking up with me. Or cheating on me!-

Kyle: CHILL OUT! I'M NOT DOING ANY OF THOSE THINGS!

Stan: Oh. Good.

Butters, who do you think is your best friend? Cartman or Kenny?

Butters: Well...Cartman of course!

Cartman: Ew.

Kenny: What!?

Butters: Cartman is my best friend! But Kenny is my special friend.

Cartman: EW

Kenny: Special friend?~

Cartman: E W

Butters: What? What's so ew about a special friend?

Kenny:....Oh you innocent soul.

Cartman: You have so much to learn.

Butters:....what?