Okay...I have had ENOUGH! Of this little boy. So you know whats about to happen. You see the title. This was inspired by Clyde Webb so if this look like it's similar that's probably why. Okay. Here we go. Kyle. Start the roast

Kyle: Bitch you head look like a damn Watermelon, squealing piglet on helium sounding ass got lemons for hands looking ass fatass stupid ass. Token and Nichole belong together racist ass BUT MOOOM whining ass Stewie Griffin lookin' ass. 'My mom's a porn Star and sex addict' depressing ass. I turned my girlfriend into a clone of myself stupid ass 'STUPID JEW' racist ass fatass. Bitch you ain't got no neck! Someone took a shit on your head lookin' ass. 'I'm not fat! I'm big boned!' Lying ass, I turned my self into Hitler for a couple days BITCHASS!

Amber:...Damn Kyle. That was amazing!

Stan: You've never been more of my best friend ever but now!

Kenny: I enjoyed every second of that.

Cartman: FUCK YOU KYLE YOU STUPID JEW!

Kyle: I'm not in the mood for this Cartman as you can see I just roasted your sorry ass so unless you want it to happen again. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!

Everyone else: OOOOOHHH!

Cartman:....Screw You guys! I'm going home! *storms away*

(As you can see I'm working on my roasting skills....Hopefully they're okay.)

Thanks for reading everyone! Bye Bye Fwends!