Cartman! can you eat a truck full of cheesy poofs?(and try to to that)

Cartman: Hell yeah I can!

*5 minutes later*

Cartman: I DID IT!-....and I think I may barf..

Heidi 2.0: You're such a fucking idiot.

Amber: Don't barf in my book or I will murder you.

Kenny! read a bunny smut with butters!

Kenny: Bunny?

Butters: It sounds adorable!

Amber: Ooh just wait and see.

Butters: Okay? Oh! You're in it Ken! And I am too-....wha-...oh-...

Kenny:...I need more of these.

Butters: What?

Kenny: I need to burn these.

Stan! what does Kyle tas-smell like? (just wondering)

Stan: Smell?-

Cartman: GINGER! SINCE HE IS ONE!-

Stan: No. Stop. It's never been funny and it never will be. 

Cartman: -._-.

Stan: It's a pretty sweet smell. Like....strawberries or something?

Kyle! read a love poem to Stan!

Stan: OOH! Like that one time where we were passing notes and I had to read Bebe's not in front of the class? Heh. "Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass. I could sleep on those perk cheeks for days, let me tell you. I'd love to live with you, and where your ass for all eternity." 

Kyle: You've got it memorized?!

Stan: Of course, it was hilarious. ANYWAY! Go on with the dare.

Kyle: The only one I can think of is the one from Vine. Y'know, roses are red..

Both: Grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my weiner- AYY!

Craig! have you ever been raped,bullied,abused,neglected, or experience some real traumatic incidents?

Craig: Uhm? Raped? No. Bullied? Yes. Abused? Does that time when Stan's gang tricked me and Tweek into fighting back in third grade count?

Tweek: Oh god- Ngh! I hated that! Ack! And I don't think it does count!

Craig: Oh, okay. Neglected?.....Mark Cotswolds. Another third grade story. He had recently beat the shit out of Kyle.

Kyle: -._-.

Craig: And it was a huge turn on. Everyone wanted to hang out with him-

Tweek: A H E M!

Craig:...Oh! But he'll never be as amazing as you, honey.

Tweek: Watch yourself, Tucker.

Tweek! how will you react if you hear a rumor saying that Craig dated Kenny in the past?

Tweek: WHAT!? I'D GO INSANE! I'D BE SUPER CONFUSED!! CRAIGITHOUGHTYOUHATEDKENNY!? WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGON!? THISISSOMEILLUMINATISHIT!!- XNRBFHIHDHIWHFKSACDJKDEWFJFK-

Craig: WOAH! Calm down! Sure maybe in another universe. But in this one, I do hate Kenny. And that rumor isn't true.

Tweek: ARE YOU SURE!?

Craig: Very- VERY sure.

Tweek: Okay..

Clyde! how many tacos can you eat before trowing up?

Clyde: Oh! Well! This one time I hate the whole Taco Bell menu while I forced Kevin Stoley to time me, and I got a new record! But then I passed out and Kev had to drag me to the hospital. And they said no tacos for a whole year. 365 DAYS! It was the worst year of my life!

@-Twink-Tweak- (ROLEPLAY REFERENCE)

Token: It was for your own good.

Clyde: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

Token! snuggle with Clyde!

Token: He's already glued to my side 24/7.

Clyde: No I'm not!

Token: You're hugging me right now.

Clyde:....shut up. I like hugs.

Token: But why me?

Clyde: Um...well...I just...I just want to.

Craig: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!

Clyde: SHUT UP CRAIG!

Bebe! what is the highest high heels you have?

Bebe: 24 inch heels bitch! The highest ever created! I use them to practice my sexy walking. Practice makes perfect. And that's what I am, perfect~ I can barely walk in them..I fall everytime....

Wendy! what do you think about Kyle and Stan being together?

Wendy: No complaining from me. And plus, I've got my eye on someone else...

Butters! wear a hello kitty lingerie in front of kenny?

Butters: Lingerie? Hm? What's that?

Kenny: Oh shit. Yes.

Amber: And since we're not about to just walk into some sex store. MOTHERFUCKING AUTHOR POWERS ACTIVATE! With these author magic words right on task, turn this innocent child into a sexy cat!(Lmao that was fucking stupid. I'm weird.)

. . . . . . . . . .

Butters:.....GET IT OFF!!

Kenny: Oh, My, GOD!!

Butters: PLEASE! AAH! Why would Ken even want to see something like this?! It's not like he likes the look of this!! IT'S WAY TOO REVEALING AND I WANT IT OOOFF!

Kenny: KEEP IT ON!

Butters: Wh-what?!

Kenny: I MEAN-...KEEP IT ON IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT ACTUALLY!

Butters: AW DANG IT!!