Ha get that Wendy! *Throws pancakes at her face and runs* hehehehehe

Wendy:.....Whatever.

I dare everyone to have a day where theu see who can piss off Craig or Eric the most.

Craig:....Fuck. This isn't gonna end well.

Amber: Of course it isn't...And that's why we're doing it! Start!

Tweek: Ack! Craig?

Craig: What?

Tweek: This isn't just because of the dare...I've actually been wanting to- Gah! Say this for a while...

Craig: What is it?

Tweek: I'm-Ack! Cheating on you...

Craig: WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY!?

Tweek: Beat that bitches.

Craig: What...

Tweek: I was kidding.

Craig:.....*walks away*

Kyle:...We didn't even get a chance.

Amber: Well I guess Tweek wins. Cartman next.

Kenny: Your mom's a whore.

Cartman: You're a slut.

Kenny: Atleast I can keep my legs closed.

Cartman:..I hate you Kenny.

Stan: So, I've heard you liked Hitler.

Cartman: Duh, of course. He's the murderer of all jews. I wanna be just like him.

Stan: Oh so you wanna take a suicide pill and shoot yourself in the head. Oh thank god I never liked you anyway.

Cartman:...Fuck you!

Kyle: I got this. Listen Fatass. You're fatter than the fucking Sun. You could beat Galactus in a planet eating contest with yo wartermelon shaped head. I don't know why your fucking head is so big it's not like there's a brain in it. You're such a damn dumbass you thought girls had balls. And the only reason Heidi is dating you is because you said you were gonna kill yourself you fucking liar.

Cartman: ATLEAST MY MOM ISN'T A FUCKING BITCH!

Kyle: Back to what Kenny said Atleast my mom doesn't sleep with every man in South Park.

Cartman: Screw you guys! I'm going home!

Amber:...Kyle wins. Anyway, thanks for reading. Bye Bye Fwends!