Bebe:*tries to pass a note to Kyle from across the room*

Mr. Garrison: Stanley, are you passing notes to Kyle?

Stan: No, I just-

Mr. Garrison: Don't lie! Lying makes you sterile!

Stan: I'm not lying! Someone just handed me-

Mr. Garrison: Stanley, if you think it's so important to keep interrupting my class, then why don't you come up to the front and read your note to Kyle for everyone to hear.

Stan: But I didn't write the note!

Cartman: Mr. Garrison, Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education.

Stan: Shut up, Cartman!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley Marsh, you come up here right now and read your note!

Stan:*walks to the front of the room* Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass. I could sleep for days on those perk cheeks, let me tell you. I'd like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity......

The Class:.....

Stan: BEBE FUCK OFF MY MAN BITCH,

Bebe: He's mine!

Nichole: Hey, I liked him first!

Wendy: I called dibs!

Red: I thought he was gonna be my boyfriend!

Heidi: Wha-

Bebe: Heidi you had your chance. You already lost. That ass is mine!

Wendy: How about we ask Kyle?

Kyle:......uh.

Red: Whu are you hesitating!?

Kyle: Ask the magic 8-ball!

Wendy: Okay, Is Kyle's ass mine?

No.

Wendy: Dammit!

Bebe: Is Kyle's ass mine?

No.

Bebe: This shit is rigged!

Nichole: Is Kyle's a-

HELL NO!

Nichole: Well damn.

Red: Is Kyle's ass mine?

No.

Red: Fuck.

Stan: Is Kyle's ass mine?

Nope.

Stan: Then who does Kyle's ass belong to!?

Kyle.

Wendy:.....We meant who he's gonna date! And live a long happy life with!?

OOOOOOOHH SORRY YA'LL. The answer is Cartman

Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK EW

HAHA I'M JUST PLAYN' It's Stan.

Stan: YAS!

Bebe: EVERYONE KILL STAN

Stan:  OH FUCK *Runs out the classroom*

Mr. Garrison:......Class is dimissed go home, I hate my job.

I got bored. Thanks for watching! Bye Bye Fwends!