I dare Stan and Kyle to fuck, I dare Clyde and Token to fuck.

Amber: Okay I'd usually let this slide with a closet timeskip thing. But these kids are underaged. I've only aged them up to like 15 or 14 maybe 16 which IS the sex standards for Colorado but I prefer them not to fuck.

Cartman can we be friends and if we can I'll give you a lifetime supply of cheesy poofs!

Cartman: HELL YES!

Kyle: You know he doesn't really wanna be your friend, right?

Cartman: Shut up, Kyahl!

Kyle: He's just using you for Cheesy Poofs.

Cartman: KYAHL!

Kyle: He's just a fat piece of shit who only loves Cheesy Poofs. He doesn't even like his girlfriend.

Heidi 2.0: WHAT!?

Cartman: K Y A H L!!